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Has anyone ever successfully given up ****?

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  • #62
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    AngryLips wrote: »
    Curious to know / give it a go... :pac:

    I'm sorry, I don't understand?


  • #63
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,171 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Yakult wrote: »
    A week...? At least make it a harder challenge like a month.

    No fap February anyone?
    You can still have sex tho HA

    I lasted over three weeks of a No Fap September once. Fun times. :cool:


  • #64
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    This guy,

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056382462

    rather successfully


  • #65
    flanders1979
    Closed Accounts Posts: 638 ✭✭✭flanders1979


    Who doesn't enjoy a crafty polish? Its one of the most natural things in the world. I don't have to seduce my hand or cuddle with it afterwards. Anyone who gives it up must have had a problem with it. Like people who have to give up anything like drink or drugs.


  • #66
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    ejmaztec wrote: »
    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't tell whether you're volunteering, or making a statement.:confused:

    I was making a statement. Another poster referred to me enjoying nurses giving me bedbaths, me having balls and "jizzing"!!!


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  • #67
    Spread
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,876 ✭✭✭Spread


    Napoleon. He was always touching the top of his monsigneur. Hasn't done it now since May 5th 1821. Tremendous willpower ............


  • #68
    Dr.Silly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,759 ✭✭✭Dr.Silly


    jester77 wrote: »
    don't be silly :eek:

    :o


  • #69
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Is sex with yourself ok?? :D

    is it that long? does it bend that way??
    M cebee wrote: »
    daniel o'donnell said he gave it up when he got married there

    hes the only one that comes to mind,!

    don't be silly, daniel o donnell is an asexual being.

    I don't see the point in giving it up really. not like it's bad for you :confused:


  • #70
    Bodhidharma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 941 ✭✭✭Bodhidharma


    These guys

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKASww9Ni4


  • #71
    Sky King
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    Record was two weeks. I would have rode a hairy rasher at that stage.


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  • #72
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Tried for awhile when I was a younger teenager, cause I thought I did far too much. Failed miserably. Since then, it's been fap central. :pac:


  • #73
    Bullchomper
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 365 ✭✭Bullchomper


    patwicklow wrote: »
    you will go blind:cool:

    I notice your smiley is wearing dark sunglasses....:D


  • #74
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,200 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    Stop pulling the pud for long enough, you won't need to touch yourself ... you'll just need to change your sheets every couple of nights. If you're a guy, at least you can wear a condom to bed, with an elastic band to hold it in place. Not too tight, of course ... :eek:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



  • #75
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    ElleEm wrote: »

    I have MS and it will be a sad occasion if I ever get to the point where I can't show me the love :(

    Like any decent member of an community, even if it is an online one, if the day comes, I'll give you a hand.

    I ask no forgiveness for the puns, I like 'em.


  • #76
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Kevin Duffy wrote: »
    ElleEm wrote: »

    I have MS and it will be a sad occasion if I ever get to the point where I can't show me the love :(

    Like any decent member of an community, even if it is an online one, if the day comes, I'll give you a hand.

    I ask no forgiveness for the puns, I like 'em.

    You are a good man!


  • #77
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Doc Ruby wrote: »
    I heard some fella called John Bobbitt has a one-step program with a guaranteed 100% success rate.
    Nope, he had it sown back on the same day.


  • #78
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,571 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Gerry Ryan - he used to a right wanker, now he doesn't **** at all!

    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jeri+ryan+images


  • #79
    Kevin Duffy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    ElleEm wrote: »
    You are a good man!

    Aw shucks, ain't nuthin' 'lil lady, glad to help :cool:


  • #80
    af_thefragile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,161 ✭✭✭af_thefragile


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=jeri+ryan+images

    There was this Ron Paul video below in that link... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92OV3RbU3ek

    Sorta cool to see that...


  • #81
    travelledpengy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 315 ✭✭travelledpengy


    You will wake up with wet and sticky underwear once every week or so...


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  • #82
    Sindri
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,059 ✭✭✭Sindri


    I sort of have to stop as ah...over stimulation has caused my prostrate to deflate (my theory) and I have lost nearly all my bladder control, and now have kidney stones as well.

    Also no pressure what so ever in my bladder.


  • #83
    Kidchameleon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    If you dont **** for long enough, say too weeks, it makes you have a wet dream


  • #84
    air assault
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭air assault


    stop ****, sure thats like stopping breathing :rolleyes:


  • #85
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    I genuinely don't ****. :-/ --l
    <


  • #86
    holystungun9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Yes, as of five minutes ago. I will keep you all updated on my progress.


  • #87
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    that'd mean I'd have to trade it for the real deal. and I wouldn't be able to concentrate on workin my quads if there were a woman on there

    it's just an excercise. I like to keep fit!


  • #88
    BillyMitchel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,324 ✭✭✭BillyMitchel


    Had to stop before for about 4 weeks because I got a little tear in that piece of skin (not from ****!) and it was a nightmare. Every time I popped a horn or was with my girlfriend I felt like running out in front of a bus.. The sex that caused it though has giving me enough memories to make sure ill always be a wanker.


  • #89
    Mickey Dazzler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Mickey Dazzler


    I was seeing this girl who loved it when I jazzed on her belly. So when she went away for a month I stopped beating off for the entire month so I could build up a sack full of jizz to to "share" with her when she got back......

    Good lord.... I didn't last very long when we finally did get down to it and I absolutely covered her from head to toe in man paste. Its was like a scene from one of those bukkae movies where ten guys spray a chick except it was only me doing the spraying. I think I lost a kilo in weight by the time it was over.


  • #90
    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    I don't do it anymore.
    (I don't do it any less either)


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  • #91
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How many PMs did you get from fellas offering their services.

    I bet you got a few.


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