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Has anyone ever successfully given up ****?

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  • #32
    foxyboxer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,528 ✭✭✭foxyboxer


    I find that the longer I go without, the lower my standards will drop so to speak

    And being a proponent of having high standards in the opposite sex, occasional pipe cleaning becomes essential. :pac:


  • #33
    force eleven
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,039 ✭✭✭force eleven


    Like most women Pam hates to be ignored for long...


  • #34
    cruiser178
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    38 years young and still a massive wánker.


  • #35
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I never have. Ever. True facts. I find anything sexual disgusting.


  • #36
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    Disgusting habit.

    Worse than smoking.

    I hear its bad for the eyes...


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  • #37
    Oranage2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,129 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    I don't **** anymore, nowadays i just have a bit of in and out with a jam jar, make sure if you're tryin to wear a condom, means you can still eat the jam.


  • #38
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,316 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    Disgusting habit.

    Worse than smoking.

    I hear its bad for the eyes...

    You should aim it somewhere else then.


  • #39
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,012 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    lasted 6 weeks before as an experiment. killed me.

    standards lowered immensely and ended up with some diseased yoke with about 10 kids now!


  • #40
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Eh, thanks for ruining my day!!!!!!!

    I have MS and it will be a sad occasion if I ever get to the point where I can't show me the love :(

    with MS i think you have bigger concerns other than tossing off besides now you can look forward to a nurse giving ya sponge baths just remember to jiz when she cleans your balls :P


  • #41
    gsxr1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,167 ✭✭✭gsxr1


    Board Challenge

    No interfering with yourself for one whole week.

    Must show proof.


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  • #42
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    with MS i think you have bigger concerns other than tossing off besides now you can look forward to a nurse giving ya sponge baths just remember to jiz when she cleans your balls :P

    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • #43
    derfderf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    The_B_Man wrote: »
    lasted 6 weeks before as an experiment. killed me.

    standards lowered immensely and ended up with some diseased yoke with about 10 kids now!

    Was it like yellowstone in 2012?


  • #44
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    This lad went to extreme lengths to solve his addiction problems
    Great Success


  • #45
    The_B_Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,012 ✭✭✭The_B_Man
    Something about sandwiches


    derfderf wrote: »
    Was it like yellowstone in 2012?

    Yep, if yellowstone took about 30 seconds to erupt....:o


  • #46
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,316 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't tell whether you're volunteering, or making a statement.:confused:


  • #47
    Nothingbetter2d
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,037 ✭✭✭Nothingbetter2d


    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    buy a voice activated vibrator then and just leave it up there all the time. just have to say "**** on" to turn it on and "**** off" when your done ;)


  • #48
    Seachmall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    buy a voice activated vibrator then and just leave it up there all the time. just have to say "**** on" to turn it on and "**** off" when your done ;)

    If they ever become popular I'd walk through the streets screaming "**** ON!!".

    For once I'll be able to make a girl cum!!


  • #49
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    gsxr1 wrote: »
    Board Challenge

    No interfering with yourself for one whole week.

    Must show proof.

    A week...? At least make it a harder challenge like a month.

    No fap February anyone?
    You can still have sex tho HA


  • #50
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,316 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Yakult wrote: »
    A week...? At least make it a harder challenge like a month.

    No fap February anyone?
    You can still have sex tho HA

    *snigger*


  • #51
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    ever since i got a girlfriend........................i do it more:confused:


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  • #52
    Mickey H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    Yakult wrote: »
    A week...? At least make it a harder challenge like a month.

    No fap February anyone?
    You can still have sex tho HA

    Is sex with yourself ok?? :D


  • #53
    Doc Ruby
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,956 ✭✭✭Doc Ruby


    I heard some fella called John Bobbitt has a one-step program with a guaranteed 100% success rate.


  • #54
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,944 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Mickey H wrote: »
    Is sex with yourself ok?? :D

    Unless you can stick you penis up your anus and thrust it in and out enough to climax, then no. :pac:


  • #55
    Stinicker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,099 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Blast them with Jizz! :pac:


  • #56
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    You'd cant beat a noisy sweaty peddle


  • #57
    dan1895
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,597 ✭✭✭dan1895


    Nothingbetter2d wrote: »
    ElleEm wrote: »
    I'm a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    buy a voice activated vibrator then and just leave it up there all the time. just have to say "**** on" to turn it on and "**** off" when your done ;)

    Thats how the karate kid would do it.


  • #58
    patwicklow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭patwicklow


    you will go blind:cool:


  • #59
    M cebee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭M cebee


    daniel o'donnell said he gave it up when he got married there

    hes the only one that comes to mind,!


  • #60
    Kumejima
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Kumejima


    Not really into it myself - just can't seem to enjoy having a man's hand on my cock....


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  • #61
    AngryBollix
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,536 ✭✭✭AngryBollix


    dan1895 wrote: »
    Thats how the karate kid would do it.

    Theres the new name. The "karate kid" vibrator


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