Ironing

44leto

The butler refuses to do it anymore.
So its either do it myself or get married.
Life is just to damn short for it.
So I am starting a campaign to get creased clothes in fashion.
Who is with me.

Dravokivich

I've been doing it for years.

FatherLen

is the "butler" your mam?

Mr Benevolent

Creased clothes are in fashion in my wardrobe. I just wad them into a big ball and yank one out at random in the mornings. My girlfriend does the same.

Domitius Felix Invictus Aurelianus

you must hail from the palace of no Ironed shirts?

Sindri

I'd much prefer a campaign of free butlers for all.

But otherwise Op I'm with ye.

Mr Benevolent

Domitius Pius Felix Invictus Aurelianus wrote: »

you must hail from the palace of no Ironed shirts?

I don't get paid enough to go to work in a shirt, let alone an ironed shirt.

girl in the striped socks

I heard a rumour that you can pay someone to do all your ironing.

Mad isn't it?

MagicMarker

I haven't ironed anything in years, because I take **** out of the washing machine/dryer as soon as they're done, hey presto no creases, or at least none that would concern me.

simit

I hate ironing with a passion, can't understand those saddos that find it relaxing at all.

Domitius Felix Invictus Aurelianus

Confab wrote: »

I don't get paid enough to go to work in a shirt, let alone an ironed shirt.

yes and therefore you hail from the palace of no Ironed Shirts

opinion guy

44leto wrote: »

The butler refuses to do it anymore.
So its either do it myself or get married.
Life is just to damn short for it.
So I am starting a campaign to get creased clothes in fashion.
Who is with me.

Or you could just buy the non-creasing clothes maybe ?

Standard Toaster

44leto wrote: »

The butler refuses to do it anymore.
So its either do it myself or get married.
Life is just to damn short for it.
So I am starting a campaign to get creased clothes in fashion.
Who is with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37OWL7AzvHo

My name is URL

Just fcuk everything in the tumble dryer for ten minutes

including the butler

Guill

My name is URL wrote: »

Just fcuk everything in the tumble dryer for ten minutes

including the butler

Would two people fit in a tumble dryer?

Kojak

What's ironing??

Sindri

Fuck this let's start a campaign to wear no clothes at all.

Solves the problem.

tbh

a thread on boards called ironing that's actually about ironing?

ironing.

Sindri

tbh wrote: »

a thread on boards called ironing that's actually about ironing?

ironing.

I think you'll find it is spelt irony.

o1s1n

Sindri wrote: »

I think you'll find it is spelt irony.

I think you'll find you missed the joke.

Cee-Jay-Cee

Wear your clothes to bed the night before, the heat from your body will cause the creases to fall out of them....job done!

44leto

girl in the striped socks wrote: »

I heard a rumour that you can pay someone to do all your ironing.

Mad isn't it?

Yeah a butler
But the help these days, he cited health and safety, apparently it gives him a pain in the bollox and to be fair to him, it does.

Domitius Felix Invictus Aurelianus

tbh wrote: »

a thread on boards called ironing that's actually about ironing?

ironing.

hark seems u were hoping for a mining iron thread?

OldGoat

Jaysusss, does no one take any pride in their appearance these days? Back in my day...

Dravokivich

44leto wrote: »

Yeah a butler
But the help these days, he cited health and safety, apparently it gives him a pain in the bollox and to be fair to him, it does.

Then tell him not to iron yer pants while he's wearing'em!

coco_lola

Put them on the heater before you wear them (it's cold these mornings anyways), put them on, they iron themselves on you... Problem solved. I haven't ironed in about a year, and I'm a woman :eek:

Domitius Felix Invictus Aurelianus

I use to wear a Toga

Sindri

o1s1n wrote: »

I think you'll find you missed the joke.

I think you'll find that it was meta irony I was engaging in unless ^this is meant to be ironic then I say well played sir, well played.

kfallon

Jaysus wept, ironing is fooking easy!!!

Just do it OP ya lazy bollix :pac:

Beruthiel

44leto wrote: »

The butler refuses to do it anymore.
So its either do it myself or get married.

Cos you think the Mrs will do it? Are you in for a surprise!

I haven't ironed since I left home. 20 something, something years ago....

Take clothes out of washing machine as soon as it finishes.
Put on hangers.
Hey presto, no creases!

Aoifey!

I don't ever iron my clothes. I iron my roommates shirts sometimes cause he says he's not able to.

tbh

Aoifey! wrote: »

I don't ever iron my clothes. I iron my roommates shirts sometimes cause he says he's not able to.

jesus. I couldn't even get my roommate to flush the jacks after her.

o1s1n

Sindri wrote: »

I think you'll find that it was meta irony I was engaging in unless ^this is meant to be ironic then I say well played sir, well played.

We're through the looking glass people.

diamondp

yes get married and move out so your poor mammy can have a rest.

44leto

Aoifey! wrote: »

I don't ever iron my clothes. I iron my roommates shirts sometimes cause he says he's not able to.

Does that work!!???

Iron my shirt and make my dinner because I can't,,,,please,,,,

Trix

coco_lola wrote: »

Put them on the heater before you wear them (it's cold these mornings anyways), put them on, they iron themselves on you... Problem solved. I haven't ironed in about a year, and I'm a woman :eek:

me neither, not one thing in a year.

Nothingbetter2d

getting married for ironed clothes may not be always work... most of the women that work here wear creased clothes.... also getting married can be detrimental to your sex life.

44leto

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

getting married for ironed clothes may not be always work... most of the women that work here wear creased clothes.... also getting married can be detrimental to your sex life.

That could be explained, they were to busy ironing their partners clothes,,simples,,

evenbetter3d

Nothingbetter2d wrote: »

getting married for ironed clothes may not be always work... most of the women that work here wear creased clothes.... also getting married can be detrimental to your sex life.

Jesus where are you working as most places have dress codes...

saa

I don't iron anything my dresses or skirts don't crease, my folded t shirts don't either, what else cardigans, tights yeah nothing I wear needs ironing.

I could understand shirts and certain materials needed it, but sure just do it while watching the telly.

I would love to have someone to iron my sheets, that would be nice but not worth my time.

Latchy

I've been ironing my clothes for so long now that it would be strange not to .

admiralofthefleet

i dont iron i just put the clothes on creased and let my body heat do the ironing

/bachelor frog

ICANN

I can't remember the last time I ironed something. Even things that need to be ironed I can't bothered. Sure the creases sort themselves out.

My house-mate on the other hand irons everything- including her bedclothes.

jester77

I never iron, tried it once and disaster, especially sleeves. You iron one side of the sleeve it just irons in a crease on the other, turn over and you end up with a crease or line on the side you just ironed. Dry cleaners ftw, money well spent

MagicMarker

MagicMarker wrote: »

I haven't ironed anything in years, because I take **** out of the washing machine/dryer as soon as they're done, hey presto no creases, or at least none that would concern me.

oh la di da with your dryer!!!

later12

I've never owned an iron in my life. I just hang clothes in bathroom and switch the shower on full blast to iron my clothes.

So yeah I guess steam is my butler. He's shit at hoovering though.

Latchy

For those new to the ironing scene ,remember to turn your pants ,jeans ,trousers inside out for less crease and no shine .

Teyla Emmagan

Latchy wrote: »

For those new to the ironing scene ,remember to turn your pants ,jeans ,trousers inside out for less crease and no shine .

So many people don't know this.

And if you fall into that category, and you only remember one thing today, than make it be this nugget of wisdom. Avoid looking like an amateur for the rest of your life.

later12

An amateur ironer, what a cross to bear:pac:

Domitius Felix Invictus Aurelianus

Latchy wrote: »

For those new to the ironing scene ,remember to turn your pants ,jeans ,trousers inside out for less crease and no shine .

the Ironing Scene. I can picture it now, a big warehouse that opens between 9 am - 5 pm were all the hardcore ironmongers go and get down to Joe Duffy and P Diddy kenny on the FM while giving it loads on the ironing board.

Nothingbetter2d

evenbetter3d wrote: »

Jesus where are you working as most places have dress codes...

i work for a tour operator in the city centre.... at least 90% of the staff here and in the belfast office are women.