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The worst kid's name you've ever heard?

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    #3092
    saralou2011
    Registered Users Posts: 261 ✭✭saralou2011


    Saw these gobsh1tes on the telly, the other day. They're "off - grid" parents. :rolleyes:
    Their children are called Ulysses and Orasta. One lovely little darling p1ssed all over the floor on live TV.


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    #3093
    ballsymchugh
    Registered Users Posts: 7,936 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    fussyonion wrote: »
    Heard a father chastise his son in The Square yesterday: "Pharoah! Come here now!".

    probably spelt faro, where the kid was conceived etc


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    #3094
    puppieperson1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 301 ✭✭puppieperson1


    Barry beag


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    #3095
    trashcan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,907 ✭✭✭trashcan


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Someone I know just had a baby girl and they named her Rogue.

    Is the family surname Trader ? (Please say it is)


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    #3096
    dubhthach
    Registered Users Posts: 3,284 ✭✭✭dubhthach


    trashcan wrote: »
    Is the family surname Trader ? (Please say it is)

    I'm assuming any future siblings are going to be Gunnar, Bagman and Helm!


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    #3097
    riclad
    Registered Users Posts: 8,184 ✭✭✭riclad


    Alanis Morissette named her daughter

    Onyx solace morissette-treadway ,
    jewel name emotion name random word ,
    why does someone need 4 names.
    can i call you tread for short.?
    I think famous people are so rich that no one says no,
    that name is awkward, random and weird.
    Or else they become so rich they are detached from reality.
    ordinary names like jennifer are not good enough for them they must invent weird names made of random words .
    She writes an advice column, i hope she does not give people advice on baby names.


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    #3098
    Joe prim
    Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭Joe prim


    PandaPoo wrote: »
    Someone I know just had a baby girl and they named her Rogue.

    If her middle name is Ella and her last name Fant it would be just perfect.


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    #3099
    and still ricky villa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭and still ricky villa


    We can close this thread now as I don't believe this will ever be topped
    Heard a father in red jeans in a South Dublin park today call for his son.....

    Aesop

    As in the lad who wrote the fables

    Jesus wept


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    #3100
    JoeLapira
    Registered Users Posts: 154 ✭✭JoeLapira


    Link
    Jax
    Saffron

    Heard these recently, poor children.


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    #3101
    retalivity
    Registered Users Posts: 14,010 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    in croker yday, heard 2 jacintas, a d'arcy and a tayvon. all being shouted at by their howiya mothers


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    #3102
    2RockMountain
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭2RockMountain


    "They live in Waterford with their two daughters, Harper Willow and Dakota Sky"

    http://www.rte.ie/player/ie/show/a-week-to-my-wedding-30003535/10605949/


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    #3103
    micar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,876 ✭✭✭micar


    In the local tesco.....dad talking to his son.....Parker......never heard a kid before with that name.


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    #3104
    CrankyMama
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭CrankyMama


    Clint
    Tanika
    Azera (obviously liked the coffee)
    Braiden
    Crimson


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    #3105
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    retalivity wrote: »
    in croker yday, heard 2 jacintas, a d'arcy and a tayvon. all being shouted at by their howiya mothers

    I always hear of this name but never actually hear it being said or know anyone who isn't over 40 called it, never mind two of them.


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    #3106
    Conor Bourke
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 17,424 ✭✭✭✭Conor Bourke


    Omackeral wrote: »
    I always hear of this name but never actually hear it being said or know anyone who isn't over 40 called it, never mind two of them.

    I went to school with a Jacinta.


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    #3107
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    Cornelius Crow wrote: »
    I went to school with a Jacinta.

    Not in Dublin though :P I always hear it bandied about as a howiya Dub name for young ones (chung wans) but have never heard it actually said nor do I know anyone called it and I've lived in Dublin my whole life.


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    #3108
    theteal
    Registered Users Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    I just heard Sasha (no doubt I've spelled that incorrectly) on the train. Also one of the lads on the football team is going out with Milly.

    I need to get out of Essex immediately if not sooner!


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    #3109
    Esel
    Registered Users Posts: 22,002 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Not in Dublin though :P I always hear it bandied about as a howiya Dub name for young ones (chung wans) but have never heard it actually said nor do I know anyone called it and I've lived in Dublin my whole life.

    D4, or a sheltered life?

    Have you met Concepta yet?

    Not your ornery onager



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    #3110
    PaddyWilliams
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭PaddyWilliams


    Cornelius Crow wrote: »
    I went to school with a Jacinta.

    I know a girl in work called Jacinta.


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    #3111
    PaddyWilliams
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭PaddyWilliams


    Cornelius. Awful name, God love anyone with it.


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    #3112
    Suckler
    Registered Users Posts: 2,174 ✭✭✭Suckler


    PaddyWilliams wrote: »
    Cornelius. Awful name, God love anyone with it.

    Any Cornelius I knew just used Connor


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    #3113
    CrankyMama
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭CrankyMama


    PaddyWilliams wrote: »
    Cornelius. Awful name, God love anyone with it.

    I know 3 named Cornelius, they all go by Corney. One of those has a family nickname of Corney, so everyone knows him as Corney Corney


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    #3114
    2RockMountain
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,012 ✭✭✭2RockMountain


    CrankyMama wrote: »
    I know 3 named Cornelius, they all go by Corney. One of those has a family nickname of Corney, so everyone knows him as Corney Corney

    Reminds of the of Cornelius Carney that I knew in school, better known as Con Carney, and much better known as Chilly.


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    cactusgal
    Registered Users Posts: 830 ✭✭✭cactusgal


    theteal wrote: »
    I just heard Sasha (no doubt I've spelled that incorrectly) on the train. Also one of the lads on the football team is going out with Milly.

    I need to get out of Essex immediately if not sooner!

    If those are the worst kids' names you've ever heard, you're lucky!


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    #3116
    conorhal
    Registered Users Posts: 6,983 ✭✭✭conorhal


    CrankyMama wrote: »
    Clint
    Tanika
    Azera (obviously liked the coffee)
    Braiden
    Crimson


    Crimson? Scarlah fur ya luv! :pac:


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    #3117
    Walter H Price
    Registered Users Posts: 1,839 ✭✭✭Walter H Price


    My ex in secondary had a mate called Crystal , which in its self isn't great and in a Northside Dublin (where we were all from) accent sounds like nails on a chalk board .

    But the cherry on top was her suname "Clear" her full name was Crystal (Euginee) Clear , Like if that's not a case for giving child line a bell as soon as your old enough to hold a phone i don't know what is .

    She used to go by her Confo name Jane , and i think actually changed it to that legally a few years back hahahahahaha


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    #3118
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Omackeral wrote: »
    Not in Dublin though :P I always hear it bandied about as a howiya Dub name for young ones (chung wans) but have never heard it actually said nor do I know anyone called it and I've lived in Dublin my whole life.

    I know a Jacinta in her 30s from Dublin. She goes by Cinty. Her husband's name is Anto...100% true story. They're lovely people and only slight howiyas!


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    #3119
    failinis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Omackeral wrote: »
    I always hear of this name but never actually hear it being said or know anyone who isn't over 40 called it, never mind two of them.

    The amount of slagging this name gets on here I am glad its only a middle name for me! :o


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    #3120
    Special Circumstances
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    2RockMountain wrote: »
    "They live in Waterford with their two daughters, Harper Willow and Dakota Sky"

    http://www.rte.ie/player/ie/show/a-week-to-my-wedding-30003535/10605949/

    Jaaayzus, I assume they didn't google the second one before deciding on it!


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    #3121
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    The bronze, silver AND gold medals all go to the Campbell family out of New Jersey:
    Adolf Hitler Campbell, six, and his younger sisters Joycelynn Aryan Nation, five, and Honszlynn Hinler, four, were taken into custody in January 2009.

    Yes, the parents do look exactly as your would expect - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2152679/New-Jersey-parents-named-children-Adolf-Hitler-Aryan-Nation-back.html


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