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C&H Jizzlers Awards Ceremony 2011
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2nd place? I'll take it!
And fixed Davidius? Of course. You don't get anywhere in life without being the perfect mixture of nice and manipulative
And now to drop the facade...:P
Edit: Damn my slow posting and Davidius speeding up his results. I was talking about the one before the couples!
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0_oHowever as randylonghorn is obviously too old for this forum I disqualify him and award 1st place to Davidius, the funniest poster on C&H.
Now, here's a teaser to go with the jizzlers ... of the two mentioned above, who has the powah to kick whom out of this forum? :P :pac:
Big thanks to all my fans, and to the breweries / distilleries who supplied the alcohol they had obviously consumed before voting! >_>
Commiserations to QoL though, I expected her to fare much better in the Best Beard award .... it was always going to be Soccy's, but QoL would definitely leave Pygmalion and Co. in the ha'penny place.
Oh, and Grindy ... worst thing is, I can absolutely believe you as Kanye West!
Now ... where's the champagne?!
Jack / Colm ... ?0 -
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soccymonster wrote: »Oh my gawd, I acto lol'd.
Didn't think we'd win it again this year.
Thanks to everyone who voted! And to my all the mommys and daddys who made the 7 of us and stuff like that. I'd like to thank Niall, Harry, Liam, Zayn, Louis and my deise_bbz for being there till the beginning and will be there till the end :')
We're so cute together, right, RIIIIGGHT?!?!
OMG I ****in love it!!!
Soccy, youre so lovely and skinny, no wonder you get to sit on louis arm
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deise_girl wrote: »This is 3 years running now soccy....
Think one of us is gonna have to "pop the question" soon, its what the public want
We'll see sugar muffin.. Fate will decide, not the public (as much as love ye..) 0 -
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There is a long-held tradition around these parts. Since before any of us can remember (and no later) members of this forum are thrown into a pit and spend a week in there for interrogative purposes. The pit is a relic of the olden days, back before there was such a thing as Room 101 and possibly rats themselves.
For a brief period the ritual fell out of favour and few people were willing to question others, opting to instead make inane statements about reality television in other threads. It got to the point where people thought they'd enjoyed being questioned, the foolish bastards.
Anyhow, there's usually some guy who reads a bunch of last-rites type nonsense before the pit-man is hopelessly pummelled (verbally, sometimes physically).
Best PlayPen Thread
5th - Robby91/Your Text Here
4th - Davidius Thus killing the franchise until the gritty reboot in 2026
3rd - jefreywithonef Well.
2nd - soccymonster for slow show/samapple789 for himself
We recognise samapple's cause to revive the institution by not giving him an award.
So the best excruciating torture intro. goes to
Captain Graphite for banjo fella
http://i.imgur.com/fDXFM.jpg
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For anybody complaining about slow posting: The program is set up to achieve completion in exactly 24 hours, and the posting rates are made to reflect that.
Anyhow the next part is fairly simple. All we have to do is see who is the smartest and by (field) extension the most handsome/busty of C&H posters. Now I should remind everybody that just being nominated for this award means the user has made some incredible academic achievements and wowed many women with their knowledge of peano arithmetic and Lebesque integration. It also points to an understanding of all things that relate to biochemical studies, physics, computer science. Usually mathematics, but that's generally reserved for the best of the best.
So I now present the award for the poster with biggest nerd-peen:
Nerdiest Poster
6th - Soccymonster
5th - Conor108/Colm!
4th - Slow Show
3rd - Pygmalion
2nd - conorstuff
Hence it is trivial to show that the nerdiest poster in C&H as chosen by decidedly unscientific and illogical means is:
Davidius
Objective assessment by the institute of people with IQs greater than a standard deviation above the mean reveals that Pygmalion and conorstuff rank higher but lol **** that.
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IHeartChemistry wrote: »I think I shall dance to keep us all entertained!
I have something better. No offence
How awesome is this dog??!
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randylonghorn wrote: »0_o
Now, here's a teaser to go with the jizzlers ... of the two mentioned above, who has the powah to kick whom out of this forum? :P :pac:
Big thanks to all my fans, and to the breweries / distilleries who supplied the alcohol they had obviously consumed before voting! >_>
Commiserations to QoL though, I expected her to fare much better in the Best Beard award .... it was always going to be Soccy's, but QoL would definitely leave Pygmalion and Co. in the ha'penny place.
Oh, and Grindy ... worst thing is, I can absolutely believe you as Kanye West!
Now ... where's the champagne?!
Jack / Colm ... ?
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This award goes to those who people in the future would write about if they were not distracted by mind-numbing nonsense like Even-Angrier Birds and the iHivemind. Most people who are not me often look to others as heroes, putting them on pedestals and making stain-glass imagery of their endeavours. As the people that knew them die their memory becomes corrupted and they become deified or worse, are portrayed as somebody who isn't morally grey.
Anyhow the point is that some people really like other people, enough to make a bunch of silly symbols about them and teach their children to wear their clothes so they might know courage like the Hero of Legend.
They're basically localised Jesuses.
So here's the award for Most Inspirational:
7th/People your Dad knew - Pigwidgeon/Grindylow
6th/People your family know - djcervi/brummytom
5th/jumpguy - slow show/jumpguy
4th/Local Hero - IHeartChemistry
3rd/National Hero - ohthebaby/insect overlord
2nd/Hero of Mankind - Konata
This leaves us with the Optimus Prime/Batman of C&H, who was alleged to go by the name of
cloud493
http://i.imgur.com/m6h7D.jpg
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Now we have to give an award to the person who has the greatest chance at being president. As mentioned before the method of polling is not an actual rigorous measure of probability or a statistic. Looking at these results here I see that there is very little in the way of proper presidential voting. That is to say that these don't reflect an adequate number of soundbites and empty promises that fit any person running for political office. A very strange turn of events. I'm sure as you all age you will become lazy and start going for the candidate that makes everything seem less horrible than it is.
Most likely to be president
6th - slow show/Davidius/jackobyte/soccymonster/jumpguy
5th - deise_girl/shadowninty/grindylow/duffy the vampire slayer/the great chinholio -
4th - cakesofrice
3rd - unknown13
2nd - almostnever/Aoibheann/insect overlord
This can only mean that our (next )^n president is none other than
Colm!
http://i.imgur.com/lMFIF.jpg
This man is a well-known socialist and woman-hater. Vote Davidius 20XY.0 -
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