Hello??... its me... the guy from the bar!!!

stupidusername · 26-12-2011 9:22pm

Hello....?

Is it me you're looking for?

PK2008 · 26-12-2011 10:04pm

Pfff.... just wait for the woman to make the first move............

Simples

mattjack · 26-12-2011 10:08pm

Happened to me earlier in my local, small blonde asked for my number to put on her Christmas phone.Bought her a skinful of drink too and a snatchbox.She's upstairs now snoring her tits off , what am I doing you ask ? drinking Miller.I,ll make the breakfast tomorrow too for her........................I,m married to her the last 12 years

salonfire · 26-12-2011 10:13pm

If you are drunk, that OP is impossible to read.

True story.

spartacus84 · 27-12-2011 1:17am

happened me before.. driving her ass into mine - ya'd think we were animals the way she carried on, she was lookin to be mounted! i was half cut, slagged the ****e clean outta her, filled her with drink(AND ME MOST IMPORTANTLY - TWISTED), and all of a sudden bobs ur uncle and fannies ur aunt!! BOOM! didnt take her out again - all i wanted was a one nighter, obviously by the way i bedded her!! (all the lads love this story)... ;-)

WoollyRedHat · 27-12-2011 2:39am

spartacus84 wrote: »

happened me before.. driving her ass into mine - ya'd think we were animals the way she carried on, she was lookin to be mounted! i was half cut, slagged the ****e clean outta her, filled her with drink(AND ME MOST IMPORTANTLY - TWISTED), and all of a sudden bobs ur uncle and fannies ur aunt!! BOOM! didnt take her out again - all i wanted was a one nighter, obviously by the way i bedded her!! (all the lads love this story)... ;-)

And who said romance was dead?

Hank Scorpio · 27-12-2011 2:45am

last time i was drinking a pint of the dancefloor i had a great time, but the truth soon hit home when i realised i was lying on my back and it was only my 2 legs in the air doing the dancing

cue being carried out by 2 bouncers, 1 holding my legs and other my arms

on topic, you should go out more! i can't talk though, havent been out in ages
:mad:

The King of Moo · 27-12-2011 3:06am

spartacus84 wrote: »

happened me before.. driving her ass into mine - ya'd think we were animals the way she carried on, she was lookin to be mounted! i was half cut, slagged the ****e clean outta her, filled her with drink(AND ME MOST IMPORTANTLY - TWISTED), and all of a sudden bobs ur uncle and fannies ur aunt!! BOOM! didnt take her out again - all i wanted was a one nighter, obviously by the way i bedded her!! (all the lads love this story)... ;-)

This is intriguing: I can think of about three different things it might mean.