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Hello??... its me... the guy from the bar!!!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Hello....?



    Is it me you're looking for?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Pfff.... just wait for the woman to make the first move............

    Simples


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Happened to me earlier in my local, small blonde asked for my number to put on her Christmas phone.Bought her a skinful of drink too and a snatchbox.She's upstairs now snoring her tits off , what am I doing you ask ? drinking Miller.I,ll make the breakfast tomorrow too for her........................I,m married to her the last 12 years


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭salonfire


    If you are drunk, that OP is impossible to read.

































    True story.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 spartacus84


    happened me before.. driving her ass into mine - ya'd think we were animals the way she carried on, she was lookin to be mounted! i was half cut, slagged the ****e clean outta her, filled her with drink(AND ME MOST IMPORTANTLY - TWISTED), and all of a sudden bobs ur uncle and fannies ur aunt!! BOOM! didnt take her out again - all i wanted was a one nighter, obviously by the way i bedded her!! (all the lads love this story)... ;-)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    happened me before.. driving her ass into mine - ya'd think we were animals the way she carried on, she was lookin to be mounted! i was half cut, slagged the ****e clean outta her, filled her with drink(AND ME MOST IMPORTANTLY - TWISTED), and all of a sudden bobs ur uncle and fannies ur aunt!! BOOM! didnt take her out again - all i wanted was a one nighter, obviously by the way i bedded her!! (all the lads love this story)... ;-)

    And who said romance was dead?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,631 ✭✭✭✭Hank Scorpio


    last time i was drinking a pint of the dancefloor i had a great time, but the truth soon hit home when i realised i was lying on my back and it was only my 2 legs in the air doing the dancing

    cue being carried out by 2 bouncers, 1 holding my legs and other my arms

    on topic, you should go out more! i can't talk though, havent been out in ages
    :mad:


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    happened me before.. driving her ass into mine - ya'd think we were animals the way she carried on, she was lookin to be mounted! i was half cut, slagged the ****e clean outta her, filled her with drink(AND ME MOST IMPORTANTLY - TWISTED), and all of a sudden bobs ur uncle and fannies ur aunt!! BOOM! didnt take her out again - all i wanted was a one nighter, obviously by the way i bedded her!! (all the lads love this story)... ;-)

    This is intriguing: I can think of about three different things it might mean.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,716 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    It may have been pointed out...

    I think she had a problem with your paragraphing.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    And who said romance was dead?

    Romance is very much ALIVE. My second generation Italian wife often plays Gigliola in the background.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    Jamie2667 wrote: »
    Interesting.


    接吻 情人:pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic




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