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Hello??... its me... the guy from the bar!!!

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    #32
    --LOS--
    Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    could you have analysed the situation any more :eek:
    ****ing hell the amount of retarded threads like this, unnecessarily over-thinking everything


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    #33
    zuzuzu
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭zuzuzu


    Dunny! wrote: »
    Hand in your penis and man card.

    Yes!!! i'm well aware of this and totally agree......... i want to know from the girls tho is how they want to be approached by the guy in this situation were they do this and from the other perspective of the guys and how they go about it........ the opening line is hardly " hi there, so i noticed you were grinding your arse into me :)"


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    #34
    membersonly
    Registered Users Posts: 479 ✭✭membersonly


    If you're Car-azy enough to do those Car-azy dance moves you should surely be Car-azy enough to lay the bleedin' gob...

    lay the gob next time, lay it hard my friend...


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    #35
    zuzuzu
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭zuzuzu


    --LOS-- wrote: »
    could you have analysed the situation any more :eek:
    ****ing hell the amount of retarded threads like this, unnecessarily over-thinking everything

    just saying

    http://youtu.be/iHdukqc2fJA

    don't know how to imbed or whatever


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    #36
    membersonly
    Registered Users Posts: 479 ✭✭membersonly


    zuzuzu wrote: »
    Yes!!! i'm well aware of this and totally agree......... i want to know from the girls tho is how they want to be approached by the guy in this situation were they do this and from the other perspective of the guys and how they go about it........ the opening line is hardly " hi there, so i noticed you were grinding your arse into me :)"

    That wouldn't be a bad start at all IMO.


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    #37
    ThePower11
    Closed Accounts Posts: 553 ✭✭✭ThePower11


    membersonly wrote: »
    If you're Car-azy enough to do those Car-azy dance moves you should surely be Car-azy enough to lay the bleedin' gob...

    lay the gob next time, lay it hard my friend...
    Is it not "lob the gob"?


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    #38
    Voodoo_rasher
    Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭Voodoo_rasher


    Her inability to read your mind was the telling factor, haha.


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    #39
    membersonly
    Registered Users Posts: 479 ✭✭membersonly


    ThePower11 wrote: »
    Is it not "lob the gob"?

    Depends on what part of the country you're in...

    Smack the gob is also acceptable.


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    #40
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    How old are you OP?


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    #41
    zuzuzu
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭zuzuzu


    Voodoo_rasher wrote: »
    Her inability to read your mind was the telling factor, haha.


    I don't understand this response?? her intentions were clear in my opinion and from the previous posts on here??.... it was more my inability tro step up and introduce myself was the telling factor i think?? :)


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    #42
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    zuzuzu wrote: »
    Hello??... its me... the guy from the bar!!!


    The old advertisements on TV for text messaging came straight into my head :D. Is that were you got the quote from, or was it just coincidence?!


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    #43
    muracan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭muracan


    A definitive case of beer goggle m'laud.


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    #44
    zuzuzu
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭zuzuzu


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    How old are you OP?

    27... i should know better... but most of my "encounters" with a lady have come under a curtain of alcohol........ i haven't been as drunk as i might normally be tonight.... but weirdly had a more enjoyable night??.. this situation exluded :P


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    #45
    membersonly
    Registered Users Posts: 479 ✭✭membersonly


    zuzuzu wrote: »
    27... i should know better... but most of my "encounters" with a lady have come under a curtain of alcohol........ i haven't been as drunk as i might normally be tonight.... but weirdly had a more enjoyable night??.. this situation exluded :P

    Are you in Australia OP?


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    #46
    Jimmy Garlic
    Registered Users Posts: 4,349 ✭✭✭Jimmy Garlic


    zuzuzu wrote: »
    i found myself cut off from my friends boogying away

    I am sure you did..


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc_FRYKkLqc


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    #47
    zuzuzu
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭zuzuzu


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The old advertisements on TV for text messaging came straight into my head :D. Is that were you got the quote from, or was it just coincidence?!

    that was the quote i was thinking of..... probably not entirely the same sort of situation but thought it'd get a reaction...:)..... meteor was it??


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    #48
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    esat digifone


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    #49
    zuzuzu
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭zuzuzu


    Jimmy Garlic wrote: »
    I am sure you did..


    I fail to see the fuuny point of this post??... that dude is brilliant :)


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    #50
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    zuzuzu wrote: »
    that was the quote i was thinking of..... probably not entirely the same sort of situation but thought it'd get a reaction...:)..... meteor was it??


    I believe it was Meteor, yeah. Ah.. such an old obscure ad. The things that bring us all together. :D


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    #51
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Ahhhhh the OP was smitten, smitten like a kitten.

    Then 10 years past, he waited and waited but he never met her again, he died of a broken heart.

    I should write Mills and Boons.


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    #52
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_ILDFp5DGA


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    #53
    Robdude
    Closed Accounts Posts: 709 ✭✭✭Robdude


    I mean no disrespect, as just about everyone goes through what you've talked about. But some day, you'll look back at this and feel absolutely ridiculous. I know it *seems* like an unbelievably complex minefield of intricate social interactions - where you need to decipher a hidden meaning in seemingly innocent/normal gestures from someone you are interested in, without violating any of the social expectations yourself.

    So you spend hours, or days, re analysing every, single, little thing she did. How often she looked at you, how often she smiled, what angle she faced while dancing, if she danced 'closer' to your general direction or further, etc, etc, etc.

    But it's not complicated. Not at all.

    To answer your questions....

    1.) You might as well piss on some tea leaves and try to find meaning in that; it'll work just as well as what you are doing here. Only one who knows if she's into you is her.

    2.) IF she fancied you, and you approached her, it would go well. If she doesn't fancy you and you approach her, she will reject you. If she's a real b***h, she might reject you meanly.

    3.) Just walk over and say, 'Hi'. If she finds you attractive and was eyeing you from across the room, just don't be a total retard. Since everyone is dancing, you could try something like 'Hi. You wanna dance'.

    Reverse the situation for a second. Let's say you were at a club and saw a girl who you thought was amazing. And after exchanging a few glances she shoots you an amazing smile, and walks over. Do you really care what she says? 'Hi' works. Seriously. It works about a million times better than doing nothing.

    Worst case scenario you would have left your friends for two minutes, talked to a girl, had her laugh in your face, and you'd be none the worse for it.

    Best case scenario you would have met your future wife/love of your life.

    That's a pretty good risk/reward, IHMO.


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    #54
    Scanlas The 2nd
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »
    More evidence that women do in fact chat up men by walking backwards into men. They often have navigator facing them instructing them where to walk backwards.

    Do you mean when girls are dancing beside a guy they sort of just reverse into them, or are you saying that girls actually approach guys backwards, like from the other side of the dancefloor? A navigator.. wtf. My first impression of such a girl would be that she's fcuking retarded.

    Not from the opposite side of the room, nearby. She often has a friend facing her telling here which way to go. Ie the navigator.


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    #55
    Dionysus
    Registered Users Posts: 3,420 ✭✭✭Dionysus


    Deleted User wrote: »
    The old advertisements on TV for text messaging came straight into my head :D. Is that were you got the quote from, or was it just coincidence?!
    zuzuzu wrote: »
    that was the quote i was thinking of..... probably not entirely the same sort of situation but thought it'd get a reaction...:)..... meteor was it??
    Dunny! wrote: »
    esat digifone
    Deleted User wrote: »
    I believe it was Meteor, yeah. Ah.. such an old obscure ad. The things that bring us all together. :D

    Are all you old people not thinking of the "Howaya Kate?" ad from O2 some years ago, this ad?


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    #56
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Dionysus wrote: »
    Are all you old people not thinking of the "Howaya Kate?" ad from O2 some years ago, this ad?


    Get outta here, and bring yer accuracy with you! :p


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    #57
    stacexD
    Registered Users Posts: 587 ✭✭✭stacexD


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    You should have started dancing with her (making it obvious you wanted to dance with her in particular) and seen how she reacted to that


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    #58
    Dunny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,985 ✭✭✭Dunny


    Dionysus wrote: »
    Are all you old people not thinking of the "Howaya Kate?" ad from O2 some years ago, this ad?

    Thta's the one I was thinking of anyway


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    #59
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    Should have just said Hi and gone for a kiss if she looked happy with you. I can't understand a grown man not being able to kiss a girl without being locked. I know one or two lads the same. Nothing wrong with them either. She won't eat you ffs.


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    #60
    zuzuzu
    Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭zuzuzu


    Dionysus wrote: »
    Are all you old people not thinking of the "Howaya Kate?" ad from O2 some years ago, this ad?

    Yes that is the main crux of the thread :).......... just kidding but good find,, .... it is a style of ad that meteor would come out with tho imo........


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    #61
    R P McMurphy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭R P McMurphy


    that old saying from the cable guy is applicable here: he who hesitates, masturbates


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