M.I.L.F/Get a girl

superstoner90

Im looking for milf? anyone else here ever told they where looking for a milf? im 18 and she is 27...I really dont know what else i can say.

Immaculate Pasta

What?

Jimoslimos

27 is MILF?!

superstoner90

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

What?

m.i.l.f look it up on google

theteal

duuuuude, you must be baked

stimpson

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front

superstoner90

Jimoslimos wrote: »

27 is MILF?!

she has a 4 year old girl

shanered

once they have a kid, they could be a milf, there is probably mothers out there that you'd be peado for labelling them a MILF

brummytom

superstoner90 wrote: »

I really dont know what else i can say.

Coherent sentences would be a start.

donalg1

superstoner90 wrote: »

Im looking for milf? anyone else here ever told they where looking for a milf? im 18 and she is 27...I really dont know what else i can say.

You could try say something that makes sense or something even a little articulate.

superstoner90

theteal wrote: »

duuuuude, you must be baked

no im not..

Eathrin

superstoner90 wrote: »

Im looking for milf? anyone else here ever told they where looking for a milf? im 18 and she is 27...I really dont know what else i can say.

If you're 18 why are you superstoner90?

Ellis Dee

superstoner90 wrote: »

Im looking for milf? anyone else here ever told they where looking for a milf? im 18 and she is 27...I really dont know what else i can say.

You have to walk before you can run. I suggest you work hard at perfecting your waxing-the-carrot technique before you try to proceed to the next stage, shagging a MILF, who by definition is already a mother and therefore has experience of mickeying and will expect some standard of expertise on your part.:):):)

Eathrin

Oh, Mods please don't close this, it looks like a fun thread:D

orourkeda

superstoner90 wrote: »

she has a 4 year old girl

She'll soon have a four year old boyfriend

superstoner90

Cian A wrote: »

If you're 18 why are you superstoner90?

Becouse i like the number , okay?

superstoner90

orourkeda wrote: »

She'll soon have a four year old boyfriend

I will let you re·phrase that point sir.

Superbus

stimpson wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front

The MILF, however, refused to accept this offer and continued their insurgency operations.

orourkeda

superstoner90 wrote: »

I will let you re·phrase that point sir.

Ok. She'll soon have a boyfriend with the mental age of four.

My name is URL

superstoner90 wrote: »

I really dont know what else i can say.

Don't worry yourself about it

Ms. Pingui

I'm a M.I.L.F!

orourkeda

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

I'm a M.I.L.F!

Howya love

superstoner90

orourkeda wrote: »

Ok. She'll soon have a boyfriend with the mental age of four.

why do you say that? do i not act my age?:(

HJL

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

I'm a M.I.L.F!

pics please

Dotrel

While we're on the subject, why do women have to take a perfect phrase like "MILF" and turn it into "yummy mummy"?

Same way they ruined "fúck buddy" by turning it into "friends with benefits".

ollie1

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

I'm a M.I.L.F!

Pics?

Marty McFly

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

I'm a M.I.L.F!

Has to be said pics or gtfo

themadchef

I'd say she'll suck you in and blow you out in bubbles.

You may never be the same again.

:pac:

orourkeda

Dotrel wrote: »

While we're on the subject, why do women have to take a perfect phrase like "MILF" and turn it into "yummy mummy"?

Same way they ruined "fúck buddy" by turning it into "friends with benefits".

I thought yummy mummy had a completely different connotation to that of MILF

Terry

superstoner90 wrote: »

she has a 4 year old girl

By that logic, a 16 year old can be a MILF and jail bait at the same time.

Superbus

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

I'm a M.I.L.F!

You are a mother you'd like to f***.

Righto then.

superstoner90

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

I'm a M.I.L.F!

this wan is the chef at the course that i attend and the class went out last friday and there was 3 lads including myself that wanted to "do" her. I stayed at her house and all , we watched a film when we went back to the house and I made her laugh a few time i gave her my jacket when the 4 of us were looking to get a taxi back to her house , couldent get a taxi so one of the lads drove his car back to the house , she sat on my lap in the back. best night of my life.

ShamoBuc

Terry wrote: »

By that logic, a 16 year old can be a MILF and jail bait at the same time.

Technically ...yes.


Most people would however expect a MILF to be at least twice that age.

themadchef

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

I'm a M.I.L.F!

May i be so bold as to suggest a avatar change to something a with a little less growl, and a little more growler?

Possible the feline variety.

ShamoBuc

Superbus wrote: »

You are a mother you'd like to f***.

Righto then.

Motherfúcker!;)

orourkeda

ShamoBuc wrote: »

Technically ...yes.


Most people would however expect a MILF to be at least twice that age.

The 16 year old could be a gilf at that age

ShamoBuc

orourkeda wrote: »

The 16 year old could be a gilf at that age

A gmilf so;)

BaconZombie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3l9IN287kY

orourkeda wrote: »

The 16 year old could be a gilf at that age

If a girl has a kid at 12 and they do the same she should be a GMILF by the age of 36.

Ms. Pingui

Superbus wrote: »

You are a mother you'd like to f***.

Righto then.

Haha I knew someoneone would say that!

Superbus

Ms. Pingui wrote: »

Haha I knew someoneone would say that!

So not only are you aroused by yourself, you are also a seer.

I have to admit, I'm intrigued.

Mycroft H

Pics or it isn't happening

Littlehorny

Would ya do a goodlookin G.I.L.F ?

superstoner90

so what do you think should i do?

Littlehorny

superstoner90 wrote: »

this wan is the chef at the course that i attend and the class went out last friday and there was 3 lads including myself that wanted to "do" her. I stayed at her house and all , we watched a film when we went back to the house and I made her laugh a few time i gave her my jacket when the 4 of us were looking to get a taxi back to her house , couldent get a taxi so one of the lads drove his car back to the house , she sat on my lap in the back. best night of my life.

Ya could have missed your big chance there Stoner:p

superstoner90

Littlehorny wrote: »

Ya could have missed your big chance there Stoner:p

ya? well then if i had a go and she wasent really interested , it would be like hell to see her on a monday morning.

harvester of sorrow

about sums it up.......:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJofxg61e1k

Ms. Pingui

Superbus wrote: »

So not only are you aroused by yourself, you are also a seer.

I have to admit, I'm intrigued.

I'm sorry. I should have said: "I guessed that there would be a strong possibility of someone saying that." Please forgive my mistake.

saa

Nuff commenting on OP's username
you're 18 since last year you can sleep with who ever you want MILF or no, perky or saggy. No contentious issue here really

Oh I suppose this all reminds me of the Caroline Flack debacle, seems like people are more wound up about the age gap than a young chap dating a mother.

EverEvolving

BaconZombie wrote: »

If a girl has a kid at 12 and they do the same she should be a GMILF by the age of 38.

Hmmmm ... back to maths school with you

superstoner90

saa wrote: »

Nuff commenting on OP's username
you're 18 since last year you can sleep with who ever you want MILF or no, perky or saggy. No contentious issue here really

Oh I suppose this all reminds me of the Caroline Flack debacle, seems like people are more wound up about the age gap than a young chap dating a mother.

i think age is only a number, but i wouldent go over 30

HJL

superstoner90 wrote: »

i think age is only a number, but i wouldent go over 30

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune!