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M.I.L.F/Get a girl

  • 18-12-2011 10:00PM
    #1
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Im looking for milf? anyone else here ever told they where looking for a milf? im 18 and she is 27...I really dont know what else i can say. :D


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Comments

  • #2
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    What?


  • #3
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    27 is MILF?!


  • #4
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    What?
    m.i.l.f look it up on google :D


  • #5
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭theteal


    duuuuude, you must be baked


  • #6
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front


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  • #7
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    27 is MILF?!

    she has a 4 year old girl ;)


  • #8
    shanered
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,117 ✭✭✭shanered


    once they have a kid, they could be a milf, there is probably mothers out there that you'd be peado for labelling them a MILF


  • #9
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    I really dont know what else i can say. :D

    Coherent sentences would be a start.


  • #10
    donalg1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,513 ✭✭✭donalg1


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    Im looking for milf? anyone else here ever told they where looking for a milf? im 18 and she is 27...I really dont know what else i can say. :D

    You could try say something that makes sense or something even a little articulate.


  • #11
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    theteal wrote: »
    duuuuude, you must be baked

    no im not..:confused:


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  • #12
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    Im looking for milf? anyone else here ever told they where looking for a milf? im 18 and she is 27...I really dont know what else i can say. :D

    If you're 18 why are you superstoner90?


  • #13
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    Im looking for milf? anyone else here ever told they where looking for a milf? im 18 and she is 27...I really dont know what else i can say. :D

    You have to walk before you can run. I suggest you work hard at perfecting your waxing-the-carrot technique before you try to proceed to the next stage, shagging a MILF, who by definition is already a mother and therefore has experience of mickeying and will expect some standard of expertise on your part.:):):)


  • #14
    Eathrin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭Eathrin


    Oh, Mods please don't close this, it looks like a fun thread:D


  • #15
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    she has a 4 year old girl ;)

    She'll soon have a four year old boyfriend


  • #16
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Cian A wrote: »
    If you're 18 why are you superstoner90?

    Becouse i like the number , okay?


  • #17
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    orourkeda wrote: »
    She'll soon have a four year old boyfriend

    I will let you re·phrase that point sir.


  • #18
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    stimpson wrote: »
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front

    The MILF, however, refused to accept this offer and continued their insurgency operations.


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    I will let you re·phrase that point sir.

    Ok. She'll soon have a boyfriend with the mental age of four.


  • #20
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,626 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    I really dont know what else i can say. :D

    Don't worry yourself about it


  • #21
    Ms. Pingui
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ms. Pingui


    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D


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  • #22
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D

    Howya love


  • #23
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Ok. She'll soon have a boyfriend with the mental age of four.

    why do you say that? do i not act my age?:(


  • #24
    HJL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭HJL


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D

    pics please :D


  • #25
    Dotrel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    While we're on the subject, why do women have to take a perfect phrase like "MILF" and turn it into "yummy mummy"?

    Same way they ruined "fúck buddy" by turning it into "friends with benefits".


  • #26
    ollie1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,082 ✭✭✭ollie1


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D

    Pics? :D


  • #27
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D

    Has to be said pics or gtfo


  • #28
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    I'd say she'll suck you in and blow you out in bubbles.

    You may never be the same again.

    :pac:


  • #29
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dotrel wrote: »
    While we're on the subject, why do women have to take a perfect phrase like "MILF" and turn it into "yummy mummy"?

    Same way they ruined "fúck buddy" by turning it into "friends with benefits".

    I thought yummy mummy had a completely different connotation to that of MILF


  • #30
    Terry
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,073 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    she has a 4 year old girl ;)
    By that logic, a 16 year old can be a MILF and jail bait at the same time.


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  • #31
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D

    You are a mother you'd like to f***.

    Righto then.


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