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M.I.L.F/Get a girl

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  • #32
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D

    this wan is the chef at the course that i attend and the class went out last friday and there was 3 lads including myself that wanted to "do" her. I stayed at her house and all , we watched a film when we went back to the house and I made her laugh a few time i gave her my jacket when the 4 of us were looking to get a taxi back to her house , couldent get a taxi so one of the lads drove his car back to the house , she sat on my lap in the back. best night of my life.


  • #33
    ShamoBuc
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Terry wrote: »
    By that logic, a 16 year old can be a MILF and jail bait at the same time.

    Technically ...yes.


    Most people would however expect a MILF to be at least twice that age.


  • #34
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D

    May i be so bold as to suggest a avatar change to something a with a little less growl, and a little more growler? ;)

    Possible the feline variety.


  • #35
    ShamoBuc
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    Superbus wrote: »
    You are a mother you'd like to f***.

    Righto then.

    Motherfúcker!;)


  • #36
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ShamoBuc wrote: »
    Technically ...yes.


    Most people would however expect a MILF to be at least twice that age.

    The 16 year old could be a gilf at that age


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  • #37
    ShamoBuc
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 37,333 CMod ✭✭✭✭ShamoBuc


    orourkeda wrote: »
    The 16 year old could be a gilf at that age

    A gmilf so;)


  • #38
    BaconZombie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,814 ✭✭✭BaconZombie


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3l9IN287kY

    orourkeda wrote: »
    The 16 year old could be a gilf at that age

    If a girl has a kid at 12 and they do the same she should be a GMILF by the age of 36.


  • #39
    Ms. Pingui
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ms. Pingui


    Superbus wrote: »
    You are a mother you'd like to f***.

    Righto then.

    Haha I knew someoneone would say that!


  • #40
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    Haha I knew someoneone would say that!

    So not only are you aroused by yourself, you are also a seer.

    I have to admit, I'm intrigued.


  • #41
    Mycroft H
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,306 ✭✭✭Mycroft H


    Pics or it isn't happening :D


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  • #42
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    Would ya do a goodlookin G.I.L.F ?


  • #43
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    so what do you think should i do?


  • #44
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,344 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    this wan is the chef at the course that i attend and the class went out last friday and there was 3 lads including myself that wanted to "do" her. I stayed at her house and all , we watched a film when we went back to the house and I made her laugh a few time i gave her my jacket when the 4 of us were looking to get a taxi back to her house , couldent get a taxi so one of the lads drove his car back to the house , she sat on my lap in the back. best night of my life.
    Ya could have missed your big chance there Stoner:p


  • #45
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Littlehorny wrote: »
    Ya could have missed your big chance there Stoner:p

    ya? well then if i had a go and she wasent really interested , it would be like hell to see her on a monday morning.


  • #46
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    about sums it up.......:pac:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJofxg61e1k


  • #47
    Ms. Pingui
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ms. Pingui


    Superbus wrote: »
    So not only are you aroused by yourself, you are also a seer.

    I have to admit, I'm intrigued.

    I'm sorry. I should have said: "I guessed that there would be a strong possibility of someone saying that." Please forgive my mistake. :(


  • #48
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Nuff commenting on OP's username
    you're 18 since last year you can sleep with who ever you want MILF or no, perky or saggy. No contentious issue here really ;)

    Oh I suppose this all reminds me of the Caroline Flack debacle, seems like people are more wound up about the age gap than a young chap dating a mother.


  • #49
    EverEvolving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,272 ✭✭✭EverEvolving


    BaconZombie wrote: »
    If a girl has a kid at 12 and they do the same she should be a GMILF by the age of 38.

    Hmmmm ... back to maths school with you :)


  • #50
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    saa wrote: »
    Nuff commenting on OP's username
    you're 18 since last year you can sleep with who ever you want MILF or no, perky or saggy. No contentious issue here really ;)

    Oh I suppose this all reminds me of the Caroline Flack debacle, seems like people are more wound up about the age gap than a young chap dating a mother.

    i think age is only a number, but i wouldent go over 30 :D


  • #51
    HJL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 582 ✭✭✭HJL


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    i think age is only a number, but i wouldent go over 30 :D

    The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune!


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  • #52
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    HJL wrote: »
    The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune!

    il tell her that on the next night out...


  • #53
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Is her surname "Robinson" by any chance?


  • #54
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,245 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I'm guessing that a few guys here remember the movie American Pie ... and Stiffler's Mom:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV8-CHt8JXY


    But you have to be of a certain age - or a movie buff - to understand the significance of exactly what she says, and the song playing in the background in that scene (Mrs. Robinson by Simon & Garfunkel). It's a sly nod to the original movie MILF: :o

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3lKbMBab18


    edit:
    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Is her surname "Robinson" by any chance?

    Snap!

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • #55
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    OP is blessed she has a four year old in fairness.

    She gets to take care of two people who are the same mental age.


  • #56
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Ms. Pingui wrote: »
    I'm a M.I.L.F! :D


    does that mean you want to M.I.L.F yourself?:D


  • #57
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    i think age is only a number, but i wouldent go over 30 :D

    don't knock it til you've tried it, good thing I'm 20 and not 32 or that would be a liiiittle cougarish.


  • #58
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    OP is blessed she has a four year old in fairness.

    She gets to take care of two people who are the same mental age.

    why do you say this tho? :confused: do i not act my age?


  • #59
    superstoner90
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,076 ✭✭✭superstoner90


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Is her surname "Robinson" by any chance?

    no :confused:


  • #60
    Ms. Pingui
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ms. Pingui


    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    does that mean you want to M.I.L.F yourself?:D

    Well everyone else wants to so why shouldn't I? :pac:


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  • #61
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    superstoner90 wrote: »
    no :confused:

    What's that you say?


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