Do you know of anyone that has used a prostitute/escort

Copper_pipe

As title suggests,

CantGetNoSleep

Yore ma?

Haelium

Looking for reviews?

phill106

I do, foreign lad in work, he didnt like it. Mentioned lack of kissing etc.

yup

Lone Stone

Copper_pipe wrote: »

As title suggests,

why are you looking for recommendations ?

Garlic Suplmnt

Your da

Copper_pipe

Haelium wrote: »

Looking for reviews?

No im ok thanks,

Try keep the your ma comments to a minimum

mikom

Copper_pipe wrote: »

Do you know of anyone that has used a prostitute/escort

My ould lad had a Mark 2 back in the day.

Copper_pipe

phill106 wrote: »

I do, foreign lad in work, he didnt like it. Mentioned lack of kissing etc.

First serious answer

Socialist_Pig

mikom wrote: »

My ould lad had a Mark 2 back in the day.

a great ride:pac:

KeithAFC

Disgusting and filthy "business".

KTRIC

Down with this sorta thing

Stinicker

I heard of around 20 lads in and around Limerick recently, I'm sure they were not expecting handcuffs and a bit of light bondage and humiliation as part of the deal they got! :pac:

MyKeyG

Here's the funny thing...I don't know. If I dealt with one for something other than sex does it count? I don't mean I hired her to put up shelves or something.

Here's my story! I got a private 'show' from two very nice girls in a strip club in Edinburgh. One sat on my lap and the other...did things to her friend. Anyway after all that they turned around and said 'anything else we can do for you?' I said 'maybe later' (I'd rather go without than pay for it).

So there you go. I dealt with a prostitute but not for sex, as in, with me. I mean they had sex with each other. Can someone tell me what the hell I actually did???

Stinicker

MyKeyG wrote: »

Here's the funny thing...I don't know. If I dealt with one for something other than sex does it count? I don't mean I hired her to put up shelves or something.

Here's my story! I got a private 'show' from two very nice girls in a strip club in Edinburgh. One sat on my lap and the other...did things to her friend. Anyway after all that they turned around and said 'anything else we can do for you?' I said 'maybe later' (I'd rather go without than pay for it).

So there you go. I dealt with a prostitute but not for sex, as in, with me. I mean they had sex with each other. Can someone tell me what the hell I actually did???

These were strippers who were also on the game hooking, you dealt with strippers and not hookers as far I'd be concerned!

MyKeyG

Stinicker wrote: »

These were strippers who were also on the game hooking, you dealt with strippers and not hookers as far I'd be concerned!

But where do you draw the line? When does a lap dancer become a hooker? If I hired a hooker to do a lap dance would she technically cease to be a hooker?

whiskeyman

Hugh Grant did...

shannon_tek

KTRIC wrote: »

Down with this sorta thing

Careful now

Stinicker

MyKeyG wrote: »

But where do you draw the line? When does a lap dancer become a hooker? If I hired a hooker to do a lap dance would she technically cease to be a hooker?

A lap dancer becomes a hooker when she is selling sex, a hooker giving you a lap dance is still a hooker if she offers you something else, however just having a lapdance is alot different to actually screwing a hooker! Either is bad in most feminazis eyes but you have the moral high ground if you did not screw her, not that I would really judge as I think it should be full regulated, legalised and taxed giving the working girls health checks, pensions and more importantly security to the women involved in it. Prostitution will never go away and is the oldest profession and has even been involved in nature where female animals give sex to males in return for food.

Tax and regulate it, this insane backwards Catholic way of looking at things is so stupid, those poor guys caught in Limerick are now looked at like rapists or pedophiles by society when all they were was sad lonely men presumably! How awful for them and their families to have that stigmata on them now because of entrapment!

We are such a backward country putting cases like this in the paper and publishing everything, if paddy the farmer was caught for the breathalyser or drunk and disorderly then it is in not in the public interest, however if paddy kills twelve people it is. Court Reporting should be kept for important crimes and not stupid stuff like this, what a backward country we are naming and shaming people for things that are legal or a simple ticket in most other countries.

Adhamh

MyKeyG wrote: »

Here's the funny thing...I don't know. If I dealt with one for something other than sex does it count? I don't mean I hired her to put up shelves or something.

Here's my story! I got a private 'show' from two very nice girls in a strip club in Edinburgh. One sat on my lap and the other...did things to her friend. Anyway after all that they turned around and said 'anything else we can do for you?' I said 'maybe later' (I'd rather go without than pay for it).

So there you go. I dealt with a prostitute but not for sex, as in, with me. I mean they had sex with each other. Can someone tell me what the hell I actually did???

Got a boner, I'm guessing.

Antomus Prime

Adhamh wrote: »

Got a boner, I'm guessing.

Was just gonna say that.......... BUt seen as that answer's been given i'll give another answer......

"Had a bloody good time!!!"

Dotrel

Yep. He's a sad bastard. He used to boast about it to me until I eventually told him I thought he was a sad bastard for doing it. He mainly used Asian women fwiw. I think they're cheaper or something (this is in Australia btw). I don't think he ever got an Irish prossie, but he had hang ups about Irish women in general so I guess that made sense.

MyKeyG

Antomus Prime wrote: »

Was just gonna say that.......... BUt seen as that answer's been given i'll give another answer......

"Had a bloody good time!!!"

In all honesty it was an experience but I wouldn't use the words 'bloody good time'. The fact that it was all based on cash changing hands put me off a bit. That and I copped a feel and she discreetly moved my hand:D

Captain McDuck

I have had sex with many professionals.

BunShopVoyeur

You're a dirty tramp OP, a dirty slutty tramp who wants to pay for it!!!!

mackeire

KTRIC wrote: »

Down with this sorta thing

feck off

pragmatic1

Loads of my friends have. I personally wouldnt, its a bit fcuked up.

parker kent

MyKeyG wrote: »

That and I copped a feel and she discreetly moved my hand:D

Could be worse a bouncer could have indiscreetly removed your teeth!

The Master of Disaster

I know a few lads that use them on a regular basis. The worst part is that these are good looking lads mostly in their 20's and 30's with good careers who have no difficulty in garnering female attention. They've told me that the reason they do it is that they just can't be bothered putting in the effort to pull girls in the conventional sense. I think it's one thing to use them if you're having difficulty getting it but because you're just downright lazy . . .

Siuin

phill106 wrote: »

I do, foreign lad in work, he didnt like it. Mentioned lack of kissing etc.

Just goes to show how popular Pretty Woman is :P

MugMugs

Aren't you running the risk of their real name being Frank or them having things ? Ewwww.... Don't put Mr Winky where you wouldn't put your fist !

seanybiker

One of the lads used one a couple years back and he wasn't shy about telling everyone he knew about it.
He loved it so much he paid for an extra half hour. Can't think of the site but he showed us the one he done. People leaving reviews on the site and all haha.
Wouldn't use one meself. Fook that, cheaper to get some young one pissed.

Mr Trade In

Stiring the porridge now are we.

wandatowell

A mate of mine has a whore who he calls whenever he's pissed, hopps into a cab and meets her at a travel lodge in cork.


Sad bastard

Acacia

seanybiker wrote: »

Wouldn't use one meself. Fook that, cheaper to get some young one pissed.

And they say romance is dead...:p

starbelgrade

There's one of these type of threads nearly every week these days and every single one of them is just a not so subtle way of the person who starts the thread trying to find out if his peers would think it's acceptable to pay for sex.

So, here's the deal OP... if you wanna ride a prossie, just go ahead & do it. You don't really need our approval.

Just make sure you say 10 Hail Marys afterwards.

Kevin Duffy

I have some great stories that fit what you're looking for, some involving hermaphrodites, some guns, some explosives, a fella who stayed with a pro and they started a new life abroad, but I'm not telling you 'cos you didn't offer your story or say why you're asking.

Kevin Duffy

Kevin Duffy wrote: »

I have some great stories that fit what you're looking for, some involving hermaphrodites, some guns, some explosives, a fella who stayed with a pro and they started a new life abroad, but I'm not telling you 'cos you didn't offer your story or say why you're asking.

Sounds like a Warren Zevon song.



A good buddy of mine used one in Amsterdam. His exact words to me were "Jessica Alba for 130 euro? Sher you cant go wrong!"

True I spose..

NewHillel

Stinicker wrote: »

Tax and regulate it, this insane backwards Catholic way of looking at things is so stupid, those poor guys caught in Limerick are now looked at like rapists or pedophiles by society when all they were was sad lonely men presumably! How awful for them and their families to have that stigmata on them now because of entrapment!

Will they get an indulgence, as well?

(I guess it's good to know that the prostitutes were all having a good time. Yeah, right.)

NewHillel

starbelgrade wrote: »

There's one of these type of threads nearly every week these days and every single one of them is just a not so subtle way of the person who starts the thread trying to find out if his peers would think it's acceptable to pay for sex.

So, here's the deal OP... if you wanna ride a prossie, just go ahead & do it. You don't really need our approval.

Just make sure you say 10 Hail Marys afterwards.

And in every case, the mods close it down if the response is in any way critical of solicitating prostitutes.

Here's the deal, what goes on between consenting adults is nobodys concern but their own. If there is any doubt about the consent bit, it shouldn't happen. An obvious pimp in the vicinity would be a strong indication that consent might be absent.

mickrock

NewHillel wrote: »

I guess it's good to know that the prostitutes were all having a good time. Yeah, right.

I'm sure they have a good time counting all the money.

Feisar

Yep,

A mate, some lads from college and work mates. There doesn't seem to be a stigma attached to having sex with hookers on holidays among lads circles these days.

AG2R

MyKeyG wrote: »

Here's the funny thing...I don't know. If I dealt with one for something other than sex does it count? I don't mean I hired her to put up shelves or something.

Here's my story! I got a private 'show' from two very nice girls in a strip club in Edinburgh. One sat on my lap and the other...did things to her friend. Anyway after all that they turned around and said 'anything else we can do for you?' I said 'maybe later' (I'd rather go without than pay for it).

So there you go. I dealt with a prostitute but not for sex, as in, with me. I mean they had sex with each other. Can someone tell me what the hell I actually did???

You watched lesbian sex, something every red blooded male would do

Temptamperu

When I lived in Amsterdam I had a mate who was coked out of his mind and he wanted a brasser but couldnt do it alone :rolleyes: so i went with him he was riding the box of one of them and i was having a cup of tea with the other, an Irish girl with a box of barry's :pac:
He ended up not comming and so we went back to the pub and i dont remember the rest of the night.

gigino

met an Irish girl once on a train in Australia. Got chatting + it turned out she worked in a brothel. Its legal there, and no big deal.

Paparazzo

Funny the amount of people who didn't go to one, but have a "friend" who did

gigino

Its much better to talk about it in the open, its no big deal. Not much difference between that ( assuming the escort is fully consenting etc ) and getting somebody drunk + having a one night stand anyway.

2 stroke

I doubt I know any one that hasn't.

Mammanabammana

I suspect, OP, that I do indeed, OP, know of somebody, OP, who has used a prostitute, OP, if you see what I'm saying, OP, and I'm sure you do....

Katgurl

yes my ex used an escort in Ireland, claimed they are all successful models and this is an enjoyable sideline for them.

the irony was he was ridiculously judgemental about people who have ONS or casual flings in-between relationships, an all-round moral nazi tbh.