Advertisement
Help Keep Boards Alive. Support us by going ad free today. See here: https://subscriptions.boards.ie/.
https://www.boards.ie/group/1878-subscribers-forum

Private Group for paid up members of Boards.ie. Join the club.
Hi all, please see this major site announcement: https://www.boards.ie/discussion/2058427594/boards-ie-2026

Do you know of anyone that has used a prostitute/escort

  • 14-12-2011 07:19PM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,553 ✭✭✭✭


    As title suggests,


«13

Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,552 ✭✭✭CantGetNoSleep


    Yore ma?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭Haelium


    Looking for reviews?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,838 ✭✭✭phill106


    I do, foreign lad in work, he didnt like it. Mentioned lack of kissing etc.


  • Posts: 10,222 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    yup


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭Lone Stone


    As title suggests,

    why are you looking for recommendations ?


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 ✭✭Garlic Suplmnt


    Your da


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,553 ✭✭✭✭Copper_pipe


    Haelium wrote: »
    Looking for reviews?
    No im ok thanks,

    Try keep the your ma comments to a minimum


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom



    My ould lad had a Mark 2 back in the day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,553 ✭✭✭✭Copper_pipe


    phill106 wrote: »
    I do, foreign lad in work, he didnt like it. Mentioned lack of kissing etc.

    First serious answer


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 321 ✭✭Socialist_Pig


    mikom wrote: »
    My ould lad had a Mark 2 back in the day.

    a great ride:pac:


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,239 ✭✭✭✭KeithAFC


    Disgusting and filthy "business".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Down with this sorta thing


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    I heard of around 20 lads in and around Limerick recently, I'm sure they were not expecting handcuffs and a bit of light bondage and humiliation as part of the deal they got! :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    Here's the funny thing...I don't know. If I dealt with one for something other than sex does it count? I don't mean I hired her to put up shelves or something.

    Here's my story! I got a private 'show' from two very nice girls in a strip club in Edinburgh. One sat on my lap and the other...did things to her friend. Anyway after all that they turned around and said 'anything else we can do for you?' I said 'maybe later' (I'd rather go without than pay for it).

    So there you go. I dealt with a prostitute but not for sex, as in, with me. I mean they had sex with each other. Can someone tell me what the hell I actually did???


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    Here's the funny thing...I don't know. If I dealt with one for something other than sex does it count? I don't mean I hired her to put up shelves or something.

    Here's my story! I got a private 'show' from two very nice girls in a strip club in Edinburgh. One sat on my lap and the other...did things to her friend. Anyway after all that they turned around and said 'anything else we can do for you?' I said 'maybe later' (I'd rather go without than pay for it).

    So there you go. I dealt with a prostitute but not for sex, as in, with me. I mean they had sex with each other. Can someone tell me what the hell I actually did???

    These were strippers who were also on the game hooking, you dealt with strippers and not hookers as far I'd be concerned!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    Stinicker wrote: »
    These were strippers who were also on the game hooking, you dealt with strippers and not hookers as far I'd be concerned!
    But where do you draw the line? When does a lap dancer become a hooker? If I hired a hooker to do a lap dance would she technically cease to be a hooker?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    Hugh Grant did...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,024 ✭✭✭shannon_tek


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Down with this sorta thing

    Careful now


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,098 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    But where do you draw the line? When does a lap dancer become a hooker? If I hired a hooker to do a lap dance would she technically cease to be a hooker?

    A lap dancer becomes a hooker when she is selling sex, a hooker giving you a lap dance is still a hooker if she offers you something else, however just having a lapdance is alot different to actually screwing a hooker! Either is bad in most feminazis eyes but you have the moral high ground if you did not screw her, not that I would really judge as I think it should be full regulated, legalised and taxed giving the working girls health checks, pensions and more importantly security to the women involved in it. Prostitution will never go away and is the oldest profession and has even been involved in nature where female animals give sex to males in return for food.

    Tax and regulate it, this insane backwards Catholic way of looking at things is so stupid, those poor guys caught in Limerick are now looked at like rapists or pedophiles by society when all they were was sad lonely men presumably! How awful for them and their families to have that stigmata on them now because of entrapment!

    We are such a backward country putting cases like this in the paper and publishing everything, if paddy the farmer was caught for the breathalyser or drunk and disorderly then it is in not in the public interest, however if paddy kills twelve people it is. Court Reporting should be kept for important crimes and not stupid stuff like this, what a backward country we are naming and shaming people for things that are legal or a simple ticket in most other countries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 181 ✭✭Adhamh


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    Here's the funny thing...I don't know. If I dealt with one for something other than sex does it count? I don't mean I hired her to put up shelves or something.

    Here's my story! I got a private 'show' from two very nice girls in a strip club in Edinburgh. One sat on my lap and the other...did things to her friend. Anyway after all that they turned around and said 'anything else we can do for you?' I said 'maybe later' (I'd rather go without than pay for it).

    So there you go. I dealt with a prostitute but not for sex, as in, with me. I mean they had sex with each other. Can someone tell me what the hell I actually did???

    Got a boner, I'm guessing.


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,463 ✭✭✭Antomus Prime


    Adhamh wrote: »
    Got a boner, I'm guessing.

    Was just gonna say that.......... BUt seen as that answer's been given i'll give another answer......

    "Had a bloody good time!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Dotrel


    Yep. He's a sad bastard. He used to boast about it to me until I eventually told him I thought he was a sad bastard for doing it. He mainly used Asian women fwiw. I think they're cheaper or something (this is in Australia btw). I don't think he ever got an Irish prossie, but he had hang ups about Irish women in general so I guess that made sense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,282 ✭✭✭MyKeyG


    Was just gonna say that.......... BUt seen as that answer's been given i'll give another answer......

    "Had a bloody good time!!!"
    In all honesty it was an experience but I wouldn't use the words 'bloody good time'. The fact that it was all based on cash changing hands put me off a bit. That and I copped a feel and she discreetly moved my hand:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭Captain McDuck


    I have had sex with many professionals.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    You're a dirty tramp OP, a dirty slutty tramp who wants to pay for it!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,281 ✭✭✭mackeire


    KTRIC wrote: »
    Down with this sorta thing

    feck off


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Loads of my friends have. I personally wouldnt, its a bit fcuked up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    MyKeyG wrote: »
    That and I copped a feel and she discreetly moved my hand:D

    Could be worse a bouncer could have indiscreetly removed your teeth!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 127 ✭✭The Master of Disaster


    I know a few lads that use them on a regular basis. The worst part is that these are good looking lads mostly in their 20's and 30's with good careers who have no difficulty in garnering female attention. They've told me that the reason they do it is that they just can't be bothered putting in the effort to pull girls in the conventional sense. I think it's one thing to use them if you're having difficulty getting it but because you're just downright lazy . . .


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    phill106 wrote: »
    I do, foreign lad in work, he didnt like it. Mentioned lack of kissing etc.
    Just goes to show how popular Pretty Woman is :P


This discussion has been closed.
Advertisement
Advertisement