Worst Christmas song ever.

tempura

What the worst xmas song ever.

I've just heard this version of a what is a great song, but this has been murdered by Ronan.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daAG5JfNNFQ

sunflower27

Are you going to tell us what it is???

GLaDOS

Most Christmas songs are terrible, it's only remarkable if the song is decent.

tempura

sorry, link up now.

Ellis Dee

I found a Christmas card that plays a tinny version of Silent Night when opened. Just the thing to send to the two small daughters of a brother of mine. I owe him a bad turn and know the sound of that thing being played over and over again will drive him up the wall.;););)

Lollipops23

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_v6hT_u6Zw

Ghandee

'Can we fix it' by Bob the builder was pretty shìt tbh.

chin_grin

All of them. Bah!

FatherLen

humbug!

AnonoBoy

This sucks:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWB6sdOr0jo

Pinklady11

Worst christmas song is The Little Drummer Boy. Total tripe. :mad:

fryup

here's one xmas song you'll never hear on the radio anymore, for obvious reasons:cool:

STAR2011

Myrah Carey murdering All i want for Christmas - should be laws against it!

Favourite (just in case anyone wants to know) - Fairytale of New York and O Holy Night

AnonoBoy

Pinklady11 wrote: »

Worst christmas song is The Little Drummer Boy. Total tripe. :mad:

What about David Bowie and Bing Crosby doing it?

vicwatson

"another rock 'n' roll christmas" by Gary Glitter

Purely because it's sung by Gary Glitter - the freak.

Pinklady11

AnonoBoy wrote: »

What about David Bowie and Bing Crosby doing it?

It's still tripe. Just can't stand the song no matter who sings it.

Snowie

cliff richard I just want to beet him up i know he's an OAP but for fudge sake do you have to sing such fvcking do gooder ****e :mad:

fryup

Snowie wrote: »

cliff richard I just want to beet him up i know he's an OAP but for fudge sake do you have to sing such fvcking do gooder ****e :mad:

ya i know:rolleyes: he wrecks my head as well, he's enough to turn you atheist

AnonoBoy

Pinklady11 wrote: »

It's still tripe. Just can't stand the song no matter who sings it.

Here you go so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXjbI3kRus

ejmaztec

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Here you go so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXjbI3kRus

They should have called themselves Bong and Bing.

Mr Trade In

Veruca Salt kid on the Late Late Toy Show, singing "All I want for christmas is a hippopotamus". That kid is getting a lump of coal.

abouttobebanned

What a moany old bunch of shits

(don't bring up my snow thread though, ok?)

fryup

here's a bing & bowie piss take

Pherekydes

Fairytale of New York.

Mr Trade In

Pherekydes wrote: »

Fairytale of New York.

Exempt from this debate as it is not a Christmas song, it is a Christmas Epic.

DEFTLEFTHAND

That Slade Christmas song sung by the dreadful Noddy Holder.

Kerrydude1981

That John Lennon song "Happy Xmas War is Over" Its not a bad song to listen to in the run up to Xmas but when you hear it being played at the start of the new year and everyone has the January blues you just feel like catching the radio and throwing it out the window

fryup

Pherekydes wrote: »

Fairytale of New York.

blasphemy!!! :eek:

cruiser178

Pherekydes wrote: »

Fairytale of New York.

*takes off glove, slaps pherekydes accross face, pistols at dawn sir

DEFTLEFTHAND

fryup wrote: »

blasphemy!!! :eek:

It does get a bit naff after a while. Too much of a good thing and all that.

Deus Ex Machina

Do they know it's Christmas time?

The worst

To answer your question Mr Geldof, no, I suspect they don't know or care that it's Christmas time. They're starving to death in Africa. And they're probably Muslims.

Des Carter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axnuWf8PgdM

What a sh!t christmass number 1. Im so sick of this crap.

F*CK OFF X FACTOR your ruining Christmass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fryup

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Do they know it's Christmas time?

The worst

To answer your question Mr Geldof, no, I suspect they don't know or care that it's Christmas time. They're starving to death in Africa. And they're probably Muslims.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yrLGMBK69I

gigino

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Do they know it's Christmas time?

The worst

To answer your question Mr Geldof, no, I suspect they don't know or care that it's Christmas time. They're starving to death in Africa. And they're probably Muslims.

Shanr McGowans fairytale of new york is a bit rough too.

Shlippery

gigino wrote: »

Shanr McGowans fairytale of new york is a bit rough too.

How bout the demos? as rough as ya get :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsenFnCMi2o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlQUqO7IhHM

pragmatic1

Pherekydes wrote: »

Fairytale of New York.

I'll back ya up Pherekydes. I hate that corny shyte with a passion.

patrickbrophy18

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Do they know it's Christmas time?

The worst

To answer your question Mr Geldof, no, I suspect they don't know or care that it's Christmas time. They're starving to death in Africa. And they're probably Muslims.

To be fair though, I have enormous respect for the original 1984 version because most of the singers who took part in it were very talented. Duran Duran, Spandau Ballet, Bono, George Michael, Sting, Phil Collins, Boy George and Paul Young all sang solo or in harmony until the obvious "Feed The World, Do They Know It's Christmas Time" part. Hereafter, Bananarama and a lot of other singers join in. I respect all of these artists.

Another version was made back in 1989. However, it was corny as hell. All of the cheesy artists came in for it including Jason Donovan, Kylie Minogue (when she was corny), Cliff Richard (the king of cheesiness but still respectable), Chris Rea (one of my favourite singers), Bananarama (Once again and also very Cheesy) and many others. Either-way, it was one big cheese fest overall.:D

On the other hand, the 2004 version was absolute CRAP especially, when Dizzy Rascal raps between the bridge of the song. In the video, Justin Hawkins from The Darkness successfully turns the song into a joke of parody proportions. The only part that gave me goosebumps was when Bono reprises his line "Well, tonight thank God it's them instead of you" which echoed the 1984 version. I can respect some of the artists who took part in this version such as Chris Martin (too a certain extent), Dido, Robbie Williams, Rachel Stevens, Joss Stone and Sugababes (quirky and good eye candy at the same time:D). Other than that, this remake was f%^&ing sh*te!

fryup

patrickbrophy18 wrote: »

Another version was made back in 1985. However, it was corny as hell. All of the cheesy artists came in for it including Jason Donovan, Kylie Minogue (when she was corny), Cliff Richard (the king of cheesiness but still respectable), Chris Rea (one of my favourite singers), Bananarama (Once again and also very Cheesy) and many others. Either-way, it was one big cheese fest overall.:D

agree with the above but..it was actually 1989, when stock aiken and waterman were at their height with their sh!te:(

Yakult

Des Carter wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axnuWf8PgdM

What a sh!t christmass number 1. Im so sick of this crap.

F*CK OFF X FACTOR your ruining Christmass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALL. SO. ****ING. UGLY.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Des Carter wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axnuWf8PgdM

What a sh!t christmass number 1. Im so sick of this crap.

F*CK OFF X FACTOR your ruining Christmass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What in the name of Thundering Jaysus is this Outrage.

That's Damien Rice these bints are butchering. sellout:(

foxyboxer

Pherekydes wrote: »

Fairytale of New York.

+1. Despise it.

It's like some sort of musical sacred cow.





"...It was christmas eeeeeevening....rabble rabble rabble" :mad:

Standard Toaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5vMdmajxFY

****

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

What in the name of Thundering Jaysus is this Outrage.

That's Damien Rice these bints are butchering. sellout:(

https://twitter.com/#!/DamienRice/status/146292603283976193

He just signed away the rights to the record label that he is signed with and they would have licensed it to X-Fuckor so his record label and he will make a lot of money from them releasing the song.

Duggy747

Standard Toaster wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5vMdmajxFY

****

That whole debacle nearly made me vomit upon it's release. Horrible, horrible cover which crumbles with Dizzy Rascal's non-sensical bit.

As one singer said something like this in an interview leading to up it's release:
"It's a modern verson, innit? We is, like, giving it alot more of an "urban" feel, yea? It's for dee keeds in Afwica, right?

Shiner11

AnonoBoy wrote: »

Here you go so:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DiXjbI3kRus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJBFD-Wvc7U

whitewave

this...painful to listen to

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIZ14B65u6k

The Master of Disaster

Feliz Navidad.

It's actually not that bad but last year it was pretty much every third song on Christmas FM so I used to be in work and hear it 15-20 times a shift!

Acacia

That one that goes like "Christmas time, misteltoe and wine, children singing Christian rhyme." Oh fcuk off, Cliff...

Standard Toaster

Noddy Holder....it's that time of year again. Put your feet up and get your calculator out.

Corvo

Fairytale of New York.

Jesus Christ, what a load of balls that is. If I want to hear some two toothed eejit rambling on, I'll go listen to some drunken fool in the pub.

lucylu

Fairytale of New York - Emma Kate Tobia & George Murphy :eek:

http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/fairytale-of-new-york-single/id484753723

This should be banned!

Duggy747

Griffin1988 wrote: »

If I want to hear some two toothed eejit rambling on, I'll go listen to some drunken fool in the pub.

Knowing every Xmas, the same drunken fool will be singing Fairytale Of New York when it plays for the 142nd time on the jukebox :pac: