Tallafornia

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Nikita could have done with an upper lip waxing before anything else. Jesus, she really annoys me. What an awful girl. And as for that Philly lad, he's a spineless runt of a man. They are the perfect match!

Jay is the soundest fella out of the 3. Liked Dave until his carry on with Kelly. Yeah, she fooked up but so did he and I wouldn't believe a word out of Phils mouth anyway. Dave called time on it so you don't get to have a problem with it then. Then he can't just admit that he likes her and has to suggest it's just for the show. You're fooling no one Davey boy!

Cormac is harmless but he'd bore you to tears, god love him and Nathalie seems like a nice girl.

df1985

cormacs mate from the gym....proof no matter how much weights you lift you cant change being ugly.

EdenHazard

Who? The small guido lad?

wonton

df1985 wrote: »

cormacs mate from the gym....proof no matter how much weights you lift you cant change being ugly.

I think cormac himself was proof of that ..........






















ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hell no.

EdenHazard

Ah No, Cormac isnt ugly, its weird how awkward he is for a lad that could be super cool.

Merrilady

Nikita, the pole and buckaroo = brilliant .. i M H O obvs

Strongbow10

Am I hearing that right, Paulie Hyland.......world champion boxer???

Nearly spit me tea out when I heard them say that, dream on man

He wouldn't beat eggs

adomino

Strongbow10 wrote: »

Am I hearing that right, Paulie Hyland.......world champion boxer???

Nearly spit me tea out when I heard them say that, dream on man

He wouldn't beat eggs

in his own weight, possibly bantam weight. cormanator had no friends there from gym, theyre both jays. cormanotor drives taxis and uses unisex gyms. daves a plank, all the girls are rough out. phil, gotta love him, what he says is true though no matter what.

stay off the ****in pole kelly, your tan lines and making me puke

Strongbow10

adomino wrote: »

in his own weight, possibly bantam weight. cormanator had no friends there from gym, theyre both jays. cormanotor drives taxis and uses unisex gyms. daves a plank, all the girls are rough out. phil, gotta love him, what he says is true though no matter what.

stay off the ****in pole kelly, your tan lines and making me puke

is that you Phil? :P

My two cents worth, Jay seems level headed enough, Natalie seems sweet albeit a little tacky.

Nikita is a weird girl full stop. Kelly loves herself for no apparent reason, assets model me ass, she has the body of baywatch but the face of crimewatch.

Cormac is a strange dude, he seems to put on the facade of being uber confident but I don't think he is really.

Dave is a jacked up meat head. Know so many lads like him, tries to be a character but is probably one of the fakest on there. Himself and Kelly are a good match but she'll feck off with some Z list celeb at some point to try and boost her profile.

And then theres Phil. Probably the nastiest piece of work of the lot. Talks behind peoples back, hes actually quite a pathetic piece of work, like dave and jay's lapdog, slags off any woman the other lads get with, blatantly jealous that Kelly likes dave aswell.

Never cringed as much as when he was pleading with dave that "hes his homie", and hes only "looking out for ya bro" to avoid getting his ass handed to him during the Kelly fiasco.

What a weed

Oh and Paulie Hyland is not a world champ of any sort. Not even in his dreams.

geeky

Strongbow10 wrote: »

is that you Phil? :P

My two cents worth, Jay seems level headed enough, Natalie seems sweet albeit a little tacky.

Nikita is a weird girl full stop. Kelly loves herself for no apparent reason, assets model me ass, she has the body of baywatch but the face of crimewatch.

Cormac is a strange dude, he seems to put on the facade of being uber confident but I don't think he is really.

Dave is a jacked up meat head. Know so many lads like him, tries to be a character but is probably one of the fakest on there. Himself and Kelly are a good match but she'll feck off with some Z list celeb at some point to try and boost her profile.

And then theres Phil. Probably the nastiest piece of work of the lot. Talks behind peoples back, hes actually quite a pathetic piece of work, like dave and jay's lapdog, slags off any woman the other lads get with, blatantly jealous that Kelly likes dave aswell.

Never cringed as much as when he was pleading with dave that "hes his homie", and hes only "looking out for ya bro" to avoid getting his ass handed to him during the Kelly fiasco.

What a weed

Oh and Paulie Hyland is not a world champ of any sort. Not even in his dreams.

Was it here or somewhere else that it was claimed Phil is really 27, not 22?

Wouldn't normally give credence to a rumour off the net but he does look old for 22. If so, it makes his carry on far less excusable.

supernova84

Age: 22
Occupation: Unemployed
PHILIP PENNY is a 22 year old “football mad” Kilnamanagh boy. Just like Kelly and Jay, Phil is extremely proud to be from Tallaght and is on a mission to show the nation how vibrant and alive the area really is.

Phil considers himself a player and believes that no woman can resist his unbelievable charm. Whether the ladies believe him or not is a different story. He’s on a mission to fi nd that perfect girl and is, in his own words, “looking for the rose beneath the weeds”.

Thought he was older myself

midlandsmissus

It was me who said he was 27 earlier on here.

I was on the Tallafornia Facebook page, and some girl had written "I know Phil and he is 27 not 22', so I just googled him and a lot of stuff came up with his age as 27.

His Bebo page :http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5899706798

supernova84

Seems to be confusion on the websites about Philly's age. He's either 22 or 27. Maybe we'll just call him 25

midlandsmissus

supernova84 wrote: »

Seems to be confusion on the websites about Philly's age. He's either 22 or 27. Maybe we'll just call him 25

He told Tallafornia makers he was 22. He's 27.

Thwip!

midlandsmissus wrote: »

He told Tallafornia makers he was 22. He's 27.

that post is showing up as page 27 of this thread under my display settings....how apt :P

Galwayguy35

supernova84 wrote: »

Age: 22
Occupation: Unemployed
PHILIP PENNY is a 22 year old “football mad” Kilnamanagh boy. Just like Kelly and Jay, Phil is extremely proud to be from Tallaght and is on a mission to show the nation how vibrant and alive the area really is.

Phil considers himself a player and believes that no woman can resist his unbelievable charm. Whether the ladies believe him or not is a different story. He’s on a mission to fi nd that perfect girl and is, in his own words, “looking for the rose beneath the weeds”.

Thought he was older myself

Not really sure what benefit it would be to the nation to be informed how vibrant Tallaght is, maybe he should find another mission.

EdenHazard

Just watching episodes again, show doesnt seem the same as jersey or geordie shores.
their personalities, might be coz their irish seem so different

Cormac-so awkward ''i was with a girl...it happens, what are ya gonna do''just how close he felt to nikita so quick for a 28 year old seems weird...top lad tho legend haha
natalitie-seems soo nice but jesus she's prob the one i cringe most at
jay-just normal, the 1st season vinnie in jersie shore.
dave-doesnt seem like the type of lad that would go on the show, just normal not cringey.
kelly-illusions of grandeur
philly-suppose he's a twat i guess

but theres no gaz or pauly d type in the show, they really come across better imo than the people in JS and GS.

kmart6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmyL9GdkXaI

EdenHazard

omg the best episode yet, cormac :P AHAHAHAH

Stench Blossoms

midlandsmissus wrote: »

It was me who said he was 27 earlier on here.

I was on the Tallafornia Facebook page, and some girl had written "I know Phil and he is 27 not 22', so I just googled him and a lot of stuff came up with his age as 27.

His Bebo page :http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=5899706798

Wow. He has a album called 'pics with girls'.

trixie_belle12

kmart6 wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmyL9GdkXaI

comedy gold it's brilliant

geeky

I loved Dave's aside on Philly at the party - "he was being a real gentleman, getting her drink after drink..."

Didn't know whether there was something in that until he actually got a kiss and talked about how easy it was. Then everyone else started chatting about how the poor girl got really slaughtered, and how the lass who was chatting to Cormac had to go and help her.... surprised the swipe lads didn't pick up on that.

Stay classy, Phil. If he's like this at 27, he'll have a stack of roofies by the time he hits his thirties.

toodleytoo

oh jesus they just put up a sneak peek, NSFW.

drunkmonkey

Somebody should rescue that poor girl. Where's her daddy?

Thwip!

toodleytoo wrote: »

oh jesus they just put up a sneak peek, NSFW.

oh christ.... there are jaffa cakes with more self respect than that

efb

Havent watched one prog except flicking through the pilot on tv3.com but swipe is very entertaining

EdenHazard

Appreciate the show more after watching Swipe.

CricketDude

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Somebody should rescue that poor girl. Where's her daddy?

He probably hung himself.
Imagine the whole country seeing your daughter act like that.

wdmfapq4zs83hv

WTF is "swipe"?

trixie_belle12

Valentino Unkempt Beast wrote: »

WTF is "swipe"?

read the earlier posts?