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Accidently got a girl to hate me

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    #62
    Paparazzo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,398 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    brummytom wrote: »
    That is flirting?


    Jesus Christ.

    You have to say it with your lad hanging out of your trousers for it to be proper flirting. Girls love it when they see a bit of mickey.


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    #63
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Dont get me wrong, I am a dickhead, I just wouldnt be to a girl by herself, I still think she still reacted totally wrong and misunderstood it, But I guess you cant win them all

    In fairness, it would've been hard for her to understand it "correctly," the joke doesn't come across very well.

    In future, it's best to just not bother talking to people in lifts; the silence doesn't need to be filled by awkward smalltalk.



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    #64
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Worse, these are likely the same guys who come back to this forum and post that the reasons they are not "pulling" is that "Irish women are stuck up and frigid". :)
    Actually I was one of them saying good things about the Irish girls,Muppet!
    OSI wrote: »
    You might have been laughing at how pathetic you were not being able to walk in flip flops. They were laughing at just how pathetic you were. That is honestly the crappiest ice breaker I've heard.
    Wow I guess your the expert, But taking into account Ive had one bad experience with a girl in the last 2 years doing things my way getting girls laughing, I think Ill keep doing things my way love!


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    #65
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,013 ✭✭✭kincsem


    Did you offer to check the lift passenger weight limit for her perchance?


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    #66
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    ease up y'all. This started out as a light-hearted thread


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    #67
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Actually I was one of them saying good things about the Irish girls,Muppet!


    Wow I guess your the expert, But taking into account Ive had one bad experience with a girl in the last 2 years doing things my way getting girls laughing, I think Ill keep doing things my way love!

    If your way works, fine, but I doubt calling women "love" helps!

    Actually, no, it probably would make lots of women laugh!


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    #68
    [Deleted User]
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    astonaidan wrote: »
    Actually I was one of them saying good things about the Irish girls,Muppet!

    Defensive much? Never said a thing about you. Was a general statement and as with all general statements it does not apply to everyone.


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    #69
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Defensive much? Never said a thing about you. Was a general statement and as with all general statements it does not apply to everyone.
    Sorry misread thought you were refering to me, Was a bit pissed since Ive never had a problem with Irish girls home or abroad, Shouldnt be skim reading:o


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    #70
    damonjewel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭damonjewel


    I decided to say to the good looking girl beside me to break the tension "You really should have slid down my bannister"

    Sorry couldn't resist I'll get me coat


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    #71
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    If I've learned anything from romantic comedies it's that women always fall in love with men they initially hate. Just as she's leaving follow her to the airport, train station or bus stop and tell her you love her. That always works.


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    #72
    HazDanz
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    Irish Guitarist wrote: »
    If I've learned anything from romantic comedies it's that women always fall in love with men they initially hate. Just as she's leaving follow her to the airport, train station or bus stop and tell her you love her. That always works.

    Yes. Also I would suggest the OP to produce a sincere gesture of kindness to the hating girl's friend within sight of the hating girl. This will plant seeds of doubt within her formed opinion of the OP as a cock. I imagine her to think about this while she devours her second slice of black forest gatteau for the afternoon.


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    #73
    sensibleken
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,650 ✭✭✭sensibleken


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Worse, these are likely the same guys who come back to this forum and post that the reasons they are not "pulling" is that "Irish women are stuck up and frigid". :)

    FYI. when theyre overweight its not "pulling" its "towing" :pac:


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    #74
    [Deleted User]
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    sensibleken wrote: »
    FYI. when theyre overweight its not "pulling" its "towing" :pac:

    Yeah I was thinking when I read this....
    Snakeblood wrote: »
    She burst into tears and ran from the pub, her boyfriend followed.

    .... that that was one hell of a gravitational pull.


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    #75
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh




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    #76
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    lol - b!ches b crazy


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    #77
    real stig
    Registered Users Posts: 58 ✭✭real stig


    Chillaxe wrote: »
    Get that bitch a scooter, fatties love scooters.
    Fat women are like scooters, bit of fun to ride until your friends find out.. I should go


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    #78
    harvester of sorrow
    Registered Users Posts: 832 ✭✭✭harvester of sorrow


    Is it possible the op is suffering from the same thing as Obie Trice??
    Watch from 2.20:pac::pac:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwCWvn60L3w


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    #79
    Dublin Chick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 377 ✭✭Dublin Chick


    Don't bother trying to make amends. Next time you see her lean over and whisper into her ear....."Hi Fatty"


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    #80
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    What can I say OP? That was the worst things I've ever read. I'm simply disgusted and you're a vile human being. :cool:


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    #81
    ringadingding
    Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    Heard a good one today off a mate and thought of this thread.

    Guy to girl
    ' how much does a polar bear weigh '

    Girl confused; no idea

    Guy; nor do I but he broke the ice didn't he .......


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    #82
    Sisko
    Registered Users Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Sisko


    OP,

    Why don't you do what everyone always wishes they could do but never try when these misunderstandings happen.

    Actually go up to the girl and bluntly explain the misunderstanding the same way you did on here, just so she doesnt go on thinking you were an ass and she looked fat.

    Yes she'll still think you are a weirdo but **** it, it can't be worse then it is now. Hell she may even be impressed by your honesty.


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    #83
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Lol. Total "bitches be crazy" incident IMO.


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    #84
    wonderfulname
    Registered Users Posts: 3,943 ✭✭✭wonderfulname


    ringadingding wrote: »
    Heard a good one today off a mate and thought of this thread.

    Guy to girl
    ' how much does a polar bear weigh '

    Girl confused; no idea

    Guy; nor do I but he broke the ice didn't he .......

    Don't do that, really, don't.


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    #85
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    wonderfulname wrote: »
    Don't do that, really, don't.
    Was thinking the same, Not sure asking a girl who already thinks I called her fat would understand a weight question being thrown her way


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    #86
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    That was no accident. reel her back in like you mean it then cry "manipulative little corruptor. requesting extended leave" n pretend to hate her right back. over an extended period


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    #87
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    A hostel with 7 floors!!! Where?


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    #88
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    CJC999 wrote: »
    A hostel with 7 floors!!! Where?

    Sydney!


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    #89
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Well just to finish of this story, My sister became friends with this girl and now all of a sudden Im not a p***k, Like wtf serious wish I was gay at times like this:(


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