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Accidently got a girl to hate me

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    #32
    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    What you really need to do is get into a crowded lift, and when the doors close, turn around and say "you are all probably wondering why I asked you here today".


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    #33
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Ok I have to say once again that she wasnt remotely fat, which is why i find it strange she thought id say so, The reason I said she probably should have took the stairs was because she was there a good bit longer than me.

    The thing is I see it as a challenge now, I shall make this girl not hate me;)


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    #34
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Jumpy wrote: »
    What you really need to do is get into a crowded lift, and when the doors close, turn around and say "you are all probably wondering why I asked you here today".
    My line for the crowded lift is "Dont you know someones going to ruin this perfect awkward moment, Theirs always one talker"


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    #35
    Jumpy
    Registered Users Posts: 7,606 ✭✭✭Jumpy


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    By any chance when you were making this genius witticism, were you grabbing her belly folds?

    Ah yes, you can also do that on the dance floor when that song from LMFAO comes on. Especially during the "wiggle, wiggle, wiggle" part.


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    #36
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    You fatist!


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    #37
    brummytom
    Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    astonaidan wrote: »
    That was the weird thing she wasnt a fatty at all, She was like a total babe

    The sheep pig?


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    #38
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    astonaidan wrote: »
    My line for the crowded lift is "Dont you know someones going to ruin this perfect arkward moment, Theirs always one talker"

    I always say 'Have you ever seen the opening credits for "The Equalizer"?


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    #39
    ringadingding
    Registered Users Posts: 1,010 ✭✭✭ringadingding


    All women think they're fat, avoid anything weight related.

    Same for anything appearance related


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    #40
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    I always say 'Have you ever seen the opening credits for "The Equalizer"?

    ^ I haven't. do tell...


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    #41
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    LeeHoffmann wrote: »
    ^ I haven't. do tell...

    It's from about 15 seconds in to 20 seconds.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1NiNKwueE


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    #42
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Jumpy wrote: »
    What you really need to do is get into a crowded lift, and when the doors close, turn around and say "you are all probably wondering why I asked you here today".
    My line for the crowded lift is "Dont you know someones going to ruin this perfect arkward moment, Theirs always one talker"

    Wow. You're quite the conversational genius!


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    #43
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,027 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    What you should have said was:

    "When's your birthday?"

    She responds with a date.
    Like hell, she does.

    And in the highly unlikely event that she did, how is saying
    Jaxxy wrote: »
    "Sure it'd be [insert date here] before this lift arrives."
    supposed to be remotely funny?


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    #44
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    astonaidan wrote: »
    My line for the crowded lift is "Dont you know someones going to ruin this perfect arkward moment, Theirs always one talker"

    what is an "arkward"? Heading in the direction of an ark?


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    #45
    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    astonaidan wrote: »
    Ok I have to say once again that she wasnt remotely fat, which is why i find it strange she thought id say so, The reason I said she probably should have took the stairs was because she was there a good bit longer than me.

    We get that. People are just making jokes. You are missing the joke, as did this allegedly hot girl.


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    #46
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Jaxxy wrote: »
    What you should have said was:

    "When's your birthday?"

    She responds with a date.
    Like hell, she does.

    And in the highly unlikely event that she did, how is saying
    Jaxxy wrote: »
    "Sure it'd be [insert date here] before this lift arrives."
    supposed to be remotely funny?

    Who said anything about it being funny? It's just a better opening than "you should have taken the stairs".


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    #47
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,027 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    Who said anything about it being funny? It's just a better opening than "you should have taken the stairs".
    I disagree.


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    #48
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    @ Snakeblood, can't view that video in work but thanks, I'll have a look later


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    #49
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    Ficheall wrote: »
    I disagree.

    Ah, it is. It doesn't leave open the possibility you are calling the person you find hot a fatty. It's not hilarious, but it's something to throw out there.


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    #50
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    Wow. You're quite the conversational genius!
    You got this from 2 lines, Wow cause you know I just use them over and over
    bluewolf wrote: »
    what is an "arkward"? Heading in the direction of an ark?
    Fixed:D
    parker kent wrote: »
    We get that. People are just making jokes. You are missing the joke, as did this allegedly hot girl.
    This is witty, I have no qualms with you!


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    #51
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    LeeHoffmann wrote: »
    @ Snakeblood, can't view that video in work but thanks, I'll have a look later

    oh, ok. Well, it's vaguely menacing music, then an overhead shot of an obvious threatening gang youth (possibly latino) in a lift, leaning back, with a white woman holding her bag tightly, by the door, her body language is terrified. Then in a couple of cuts, the gangyouth moves forward threateningly. Takes five seconds, implies a lot.


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    #52
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Jaxxy wrote: »
    Who said anything about it being funny? It's just a better opening than "you should have taken the stairs".
    I disagree.

    Okay then!


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    #53
    Ficheall
    Registered Users Posts: 9,027 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    It's better to have her think you're an idiot?

    OP clearly knew (subconsciously) that all women are more likely to go after dickheads and/or people that aren't interested in them. Unfortunately, he seems to have neglected to follow through: "You should have taken the stairs, you ugly bitch..."


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    #54
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Ficheall wrote: »
    It's better to have her think you're an idiot?

    OP clearly knew (subconsciously) that all women are more likely to go after dickheads and/or people that aren't interested in them. Unfortunately, he seems to have neglected to follow through: "You should have taken the stairs, you ugly bitch..."

    Oh yeah, because she's totally putty in his hands now, isn't she?


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    #55
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    oh, ok. Well, it's vaguely menacing music, then an overhead shot of an obvious threatening gang youth (possibly latino) in a lift, leaning back, with a white woman holding her bag tightly, by the door, her body language is terrified. Then in a couple of cuts, the gangyouth moves forward threateningly. Takes five seconds, implies a lot.
    ooh I want to watch that movie now. Is it worth watching?


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    #56
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Get that bitch a scooter, fatties love scooters.


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    #57
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Keep the hostel sweet.

    My guess is that successful cohabitation - especially involving sex - with other people is a few decades away.


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    #58
    PandyAndy
    Registered Users Posts: 583 ✭✭✭PandyAndy


    davidm20 wrote: »
    Add me along with 'Girl' to your now growing list

    Someone woke up on the wrong side this morning...
    astonaidan wrote: »
    My line for the crowded lift is "Dont you know someones going to ruin this perfect awkward moment, Theirs always one talker"

    Do they reply that it's not possessive?

    :pac:


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    #59
    Snakeblood
    Registered Users Posts: 4,466 ✭✭✭Snakeblood


    LeeHoffmann wrote: »
    ooh I want to watch that movie now. Is it worth watching?

    It's a tv show, sadly, the best stuff was implied in opening credits...*


    *NB Not that I'm implying rape\mugging is best stuff.


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    #60
    astonaidan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭astonaidan


    Dont get me wrong, I am a dickhead, I just wouldnt be to a girl by herself, I still think she still reacted totally wrong and misunderstood it, But I guess you cant win them all


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    #61
    [Deleted User]
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    brummytom wrote: »
    That is flirting?

    Jesus Christ.

    Worse, these are likely the same guys who come back to this forum and post that the reasons they are not "pulling" is that "Irish women are stuck up and frigid". :)


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