After Hours Chivalry Society

John Doe1

Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

fungun

sexist pig

Biggins

All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

Don't suggest it in AH!
Not unless your wearing a suit of armour!

Kiera

And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

John Doe1

Biggins wrote: »

Don't suggest it in AH!

I have the utmost faith in After Hours members biggins:D

Dudess

John Doe1 wrote: »

Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

No need to go that far - just a toning-down of the Irish women-hating threads will suffice.

John Doe1

Kiera wrote: »

And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

You would be filling your time with dreams of childbirth and weddings:p

Superbus

This must lead in to an After Hours Serfdom Society, which I don't think anyone really wants.

Chuck Stone

They've turned you haven't they?

You're working for them now aren't you?


AREN'T YOU?

Biggins

John Doe1 wrote: »

I have the utmost faith in After Hours members biggins:D

You mad fool you!

Eric Cartman

fcuk bitches get money

Jaxxy

Kiera wrote: »

And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

We'd be busy flicking our hair and thinking about kittens and puppies of course!

Immaculate Pasta

John Doe1 wrote: »

All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

Well that counts me out

I do also think the OP is after the ride as well after posting that :cool:

Kiera

John Doe1 wrote: »

You would be filling your time with dreams of childbirth and weddings:p

:eek:

*googles* how to grow a penis

some of you lads might wanna google this too :P

mattjack

Kiera wrote: »

And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

sammich making

John Doe1

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

Well that counts me out

I do also think the OP is after the ride as well after posting that :cool:

Pfft, im a asexual eunuch

Chuck Stone

John Doe1 wrote: »

Pfft, im a asexual eunuch

An unusual breed of people indeed.
I don't think anyone will get that joke.

God...

John Doe1 wrote: »

Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

No, chivalry is dead and women killed it.

mattjack

Kiera wrote: »

:eek:

*googles* how to grow a penis

some of you lads might wanna google this too :P

has it arrived yet ?

PseudoFamous

Kiera wrote: »

:eek:

*googles* how to grow a penis

some of you lads might wanna google this too :P

Are you telling me that you don't have one?

Dudess

God... wrote: »

chivalry is dead

No it isn't.

Kiera

mattjack wrote: »

has it arrived yet ?

3-5 working days

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Are you telling me that you don't have one?

Nope, its just a rather large lady part

/sometimes i even gross myself out ^^

Dudess

To be fair, I ****ing love making sandwiches - and I make awesome ones.

God...

Dudess wrote: »

No it isn't.

Ok.

Jaxxy

God... wrote: »

No, chivalry is dead and women killed it.

Don't agree with that. My boyfriend is quite the gent.

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

To be fair, I ****ing love making sandwiches - and I make awesome ones.

I like baking...

Jaxxy

bluewolf wrote: »

I like baking...

I made truffles today! :cool:

Saila

hold on do I need my monocle to read this thread?

I left it in my suit of armour

mattjack

Dudess wrote: »

To be fair, I ****ing love making sandwiches - and I make awesome ones.

bring them to me

mickrock

Kiera wrote: »

Nope, its just a rather large lady part

Interesting. I'm picturing it in my mind's eye at the moment.

Logical Fallacy

Kiera wrote: »

And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

Making sandwiches.

Where To

The last lady whom I held a door open for didn't have a parachute. :mad:

Kiera

mickrock wrote: »

Interesting. I'm picturing it in my mind's eye at the moment.

It only pokes eyes when its excited

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Making sandwiches.

Ah D, you're usually spot on, but post 15 beat you to it :P

mattjack

Kiera wrote: »

It only pokes eyes when its excited


Ah D, you're usually spot on, but post 15 beat you to it :P

I was just ......forget it

Batsy

John Doe1 wrote: »

Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

What a load of cobblers.

mickrock

bluewolf wrote: »

I like baking...

What are your buns like?

mattjack

Batsy wrote: »

What a load of cobblers.

anyone seen my top hat ?

kraggy

Jaxxy wrote: »

We'd be busy flicking our bean and thinking about pussies and yuppies of course!

FYP.

(I ****ing hate the whole FYP thing normally but couldn't resist)

Chuck Stone

I just made home made pizza and I will still help a lady out of a tight fitting dress if she requests my assistance.

Kiera

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I just made home made pizza and I will still help a lady out of a tight fitting dress if she requests my assistance.

Even if she's 20 stone?

Chuck Stone

Kiera wrote: »

Even if she's 20 stone?

That wouldn't be a dress so much as a circus tent. I still would though*.

*help her out of her tent tight fitting dress.

Saila

Kiera wrote: »

Even if she's 20 stone?

Chuck Stone wrote:

especially if she's 20 stone

.

du Maurier

Dudess wrote: »

No need to go that far - just a toning-down of the Irish women-hating threads will suffice.

Kicking off again?:pac:

John Doe1

Saila wrote: »

hold on do I need my monocle to read this thread?

I left it in my suit of armour

You certainly do, please remove yourself from this thread forthwith

John Doe1

Chuck Stone wrote: »

I just made home made pizza and I will still help a lady out of a tight fitting dress if she requests my assistance.

You have just been awarded the first annual AH chivalrous gent of the year award:D

mickrock

Kiera wrote: »

It only pokes eyes when its excited

Sounds hazardous.

A pair of goggles or scuba diving equipment might be needed.

du Maurier

This thread has started off light-heartedly. A few more pages in and it might be something very different.

Johro

John Doe1 wrote: »

Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk?

Dammit. Just when I carved meself a nice new club and tidied up the cave...

mattjack

du Maurier wrote: »

This thread has started off light-heartedly. A few more pages in and it might be something very different.

maybe some bodice ripping and heavy breathing too..

Chuck Stone

John Doe1 wrote: »

You have just been awarded the first annual AH chivalrous gent of the year award:D

\o/

How so Joe

mattjack wrote: »

maybe some bodice ripping and heavy breathing too..

Bodice ripping is all well and good, but then what happens when what was a heaving chest is now sadly lacking?