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After Hours Chivalry Society

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  • #32
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    The last lady whom I held a door open for didn't have a parachute. :mad:


  • #33
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    mickrock wrote: »
    Interesting. I'm picturing it in my mind's eye at the moment.
    It only pokes eyes when its excited :o
    Logical Fallacy wrote: »
    Making sandwiches.

    Ah D, you're usually spot on, but post 15 beat you to it :P


  • #34
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Kiera wrote: »
    It only pokes eyes when its excited :o


    Ah D, you're usually spot on, but post 15 beat you to it :P

    I was just ......forget it


  • #35
    Batsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,341 ✭✭✭Batsy


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

    All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

    What a load of cobblers.


  • #36
    mickrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I like baking...

    What are your buns like?


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  • #37
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Batsy wrote: »
    What a load of cobblers.

    anyone seen my top hat ?


  • #38
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Jaxxy wrote: »
    We'd be busy flicking our bean and thinking about pussies and yuppies of course!

    FYP.

    (I ****ing hate the whole FYP thing normally but couldn't resist)


  • #39
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    I just made home made pizza and I will still help a lady out of a tight fitting dress if she requests my assistance.


  • #40
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I just made home made pizza and I will still help a lady out of a tight fitting dress if she requests my assistance.

    Even if she's 20 stone?


  • #41
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    Kiera wrote: »
    Even if she's 20 stone?

    That wouldn't be a dress so much as a circus tent. I still would though*.

    *help her out of her tent tight fitting dress.


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  • #42
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Kiera wrote: »
    Even if she's 20 stone?
    Chuck Stone wrote:
    especially if she's 20 stone

    .


  • #43
    du Maurier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭du Maurier


    Dudess wrote: »
    No need to go that far - just a toning-down of the Irish women-hating threads will suffice. :)

    Kicking off again?:pac:


  • #44
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Saila wrote: »
    hold on do I need my monocle to read this thread?

    I left it in my suit of armour :(

    You certainly do, please remove yourself from this thread forthwith


  • #45
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Chuck Stone wrote: »
    I just made home made pizza and I will still help a lady out of a tight fitting dress if she requests my assistance.

    You have just been awarded the first annual AH chivalrous gent of the year award:D


  • #46
    mickrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Kiera wrote: »
    It only pokes eyes when its excited :o

    Sounds hazardous.

    A pair of goggles or scuba diving equipment might be needed.


  • #47
    du Maurier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭du Maurier


    This thread has started off light-heartedly. A few more pages in and it might be something very different.


  • #48
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk?
    Dammit. Just when I carved meself a nice new club and tidied up the cave...


  • #49
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    du Maurier wrote: »
    This thread has started off light-heartedly. A few more pages in and it might be something very different.

    maybe some bodice ripping and heavy breathing too..


  • #50
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    You have just been awarded the first annual AH chivalrous gent of the year award:D

    \o/


  • #51
    How so Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,625 ✭✭✭How so Joe


    mattjack wrote: »
    maybe some bodice ripping and heavy breathing too..
    Bodice ripping is all well and good, but then what happens when what was a heaving chest is now sadly lacking? :(


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  • #52
    LeeHoffmann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭LeeHoffmann


    Bodice ripping is all well and good, but then what happens when what was a heaving chest is now sadly lacking?
    as fine upstanding gentlemen of the highest calibre, I guess you'd have to grin and bear it*

    *sucks to be you :P


  • #53
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

    All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

    were you watching Downton abbey?
    we all know women are better than men at some things and vica versa.


  • #54
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    How so Joe wrote: »
    Bodice ripping is all well and good, but then what happens when what was a heaving chest is now sadly lacking? :(

    Do the funky chicken. Will take away from your droopy diddys. :D


  • #55
    Morag
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 8,450 ✭✭✭Morag


    Kiera wrote: »
    And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

    Opening the doors for ourselves.


  • #56
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I am with the OP us men need to be more chivalrous around the lady folk of after hours.; So all our foul language and term involving genitalia should be covered in spoilers to protect the fairer sex delicate constitution so they may not have an episode of hysteria.


  • #57
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    44leto wrote: »
    I am with the OP us men need to be more chivalrous around the lady folk of after hours.; So all our foul language and term involving genitalia should be covered in spoilers to protect the fairer sex delicate constitution so they may not have an episode of hysteria.

    TBH i'd say us wimmins are more vulgar than you lot of pansies :P


  • #58
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    God... wrote: »
    No, chivalry is dead.
    Dudess wrote: »
    No it isn't.

    DO NOT CONTRADICT GOD!!!!

    He'll turn you back into a rib.


  • #59
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    44leto wrote: »
    I am with the OP us men need to be more chivalrous around the lady folk of after hours.; So all our foul language and term involving genitalia should be covered in spoilers to protect the fairer sex delicate constitution so they may not have an episode of hysteria.

    I agree.


  • #60
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    I ,for one, would also like to meet some of these vulgarians (female ones)


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  • #61
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Kiera wrote: »
    TBH i'd say us wimmins are more vulgar than you lot of pansies :P

    My monocle just fell and smashed on my keyboard and I am feeling quiet faint with the shock. Surely you are mistaking my dear lady. Why the vulgarity you speak off would only come from those fallen women who live on the northside and not svelte chalices of womanhood who populate afterhours.


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