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After Hours Chivalry Society

  • 25-11-2011 07:22PM
    #1
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

    All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.


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  • #2
    fungun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,120 ✭✭✭fungun


    sexist pig


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.
    Don't suggest it in AH! :D
    Not unless your wearing a suit of armour!


  • #4
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?


  • #5
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Biggins wrote: »
    Don't suggest it in AH! :D

    I have the utmost faith in After Hours members biggins:D


  • #6
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

    All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.
    No need to go that far - just a toning-down of the Irish women-hating threads will suffice. :)


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  • #7
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Kiera wrote: »
    And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

    You would be filling your time with dreams of childbirth and weddings:p


  • #8
    Superbus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,784 ✭✭✭Superbus


    This must lead in to an After Hours Serfdom Society, which I don't think anyone really wants.


  • #9
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    They've turned you haven't they?

    You're working for them now aren't you?


    AREN'T YOU?


  • #10
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    I have the utmost faith in After Hours members biggins:D

    You mad fool you! :p


  • #11
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    fcuk bitches get money


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  • #12
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    Kiera wrote: »
    And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

    We'd be busy flicking our hair and thinking about kittens and puppies of course!


  • #13
    Immaculate Pasta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,663 ✭✭✭Immaculate Pasta


    John Doe1 wrote: »

    All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

    Well that counts me out :(

    I do also think the OP is after the ride as well after posting that :cool:


  • #14
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    You would be filling your time with dreams of childbirth and weddings:p
    :eek:

    *googles* how to grow a penis

    some of you lads might wanna google this too :P


  • #15
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Kiera wrote: »
    And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

    sammich making


  • #16
    John Doe1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭John Doe1


    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    Well that counts me out :(

    I do also think the OP is after the ride as well after posting that :cool:

    Pfft, im a asexual eunuch


  • #17
    Chuck Stone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Pfft, im a asexual eunuch

    An unusual breed of people indeed.
    I don't think anyone will get that joke.


  • #18
    God...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭God...


    John Doe1 wrote: »
    Anyone think we need a group dedicated to chivalry and the respect of our womenfolk? Men would all be required to wear tophats and when a lady passed you would tip it and say "Good day madam". Members would open doors for women and if a man would try to get ahead of the women you opened it for, you would challenge him to a duel. If a women tried to open a jar, you would intervene. If you spotted some vulgarian gazing at a women in an improper manner, again a duel would be initiated.

    All constructive criticism and suggestions are most welcome.

    No, chivalry is dead and women killed it.


  • #19
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Kiera wrote: »
    :eek:

    *googles* how to grow a penis

    some of you lads might wanna google this too :P

    has it arrived yet ?


  • #20
    PseudoFamous
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Kiera wrote: »
    :eek:

    *googles* how to grow a penis

    some of you lads might wanna google this too :P

    Are you telling me that you don't have one?


  • #21
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    God... wrote: »
    chivalry is dead
    No it isn't.


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  • #22
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    mattjack wrote: »
    has it arrived yet ?
    3-5 working days :(
    PseudoFamous wrote: »
    Are you telling me that you don't have one?

    Nope, its just a rather large lady part :o

    /sometimes i even gross myself out ^^


  • #23
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    To be fair, I ****ing love making sandwiches - and I make awesome ones.


  • #24
    God...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 204 ✭✭God...


    Dudess wrote: »
    No it isn't.

    Ok.


  • #25
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    God... wrote: »
    No, chivalry is dead and women killed it.

    Don't agree with that. My boyfriend is quite the gent.


  • #26
    Kingsley Freezing People
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Kingsley Freezing People


    Dudess wrote: »
    To be fair, I ****ing love making sandwiches - and I make awesome ones.

    I like baking...


  • #27
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    bluewolf wrote: »
    I like baking...

    I made truffles today! :cool:


  • #28
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    hold on do I need my monocle to read this thread?

    I left it in my suit of armour :(


  • #29
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Dudess wrote: »
    To be fair, I ****ing love making sandwiches - and I make awesome ones.

    bring them to me


  • #30
    mickrock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    Kiera wrote: »
    Nope, its just a rather large lady part :o

    Interesting. I'm picturing it in my mind's eye at the moment.


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  • #31
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Kiera wrote: »
    And what would us wimmins be doing while you lot are all kicking seven shades of shít out of each other for breaking the rules?

    Making sandwiches.


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