What job did you always want to be in?

Corvo

I always wanted to be a History teacher. Alas, I'm now a professional envelope licker and I'm about as useful to the company I work for as an ashtray on a motorbike. I fear my redundancy may be a stapler and some paper clips.

So what job did you always want? And are you even close to what your preferred job would be?

If you unemployed, do you think you will get that job someday?

chin_grin

Griffin1988 wrote: »

I always wanted to be a History teacher. Alas, I'm now a professional envelope licker and I'm about as useful to the company I work for as an ashtray on a motorbike. I fear my redundancy may be a stapler and some paper clips.

So what job did you always want? And are you even close to what your preferred job would be?

If you unemployed, do you think you will get that job someday?

Bet you're a hit with the ladies though.

smash

Intergalactic evil overlord... there's still a chance.

Corvo

chin_grin wrote: »

Bet you're a hit with the ladies though.

Unfortunately not, as my tongue resides inside a mouth which is attached to a very ugly face. It resembles a kicked in biscuit tin

Where To

Politician.

Fishooks12

Always wanted to be a journalist and I am one!

Living the dreammmmmmm

Sala

As I child I wanted to be a ballerina. As an adult, I want to be a lawyer. Neither are looking likely to be honest

Millicent

Fishooks12 wrote: »

Always wanted to be a journalist and I am one!

Living the dreammmmmmm

Me too! Media five! :pac:

44leto

Some kind of park ranger or geologist in a big national park somewhere like Yosemite, or Yellowstone. One actually stayed with my bro one year, not that I am a begrudger but I made an exception in this case, the bitch.

Shiner11

What job did I always want to be in?

I'd love to work for Lego.

frag420

Porn Star.

It came through minus the cameras. Well what I mean is that the women have not spotted the camera yet !!

foxyboxer

I always wanted to be in visual/special effects especially after seeing T2 and Jurassic Park back in the day.

Oh well.

Sala

Yeah, rub it in guys...:mad:

John Doe1

as a child i wanted to be a lawyer or paeleontologist(i was on odd child)

cloneslad

I always wanted to be retired at 30 and very wealthy. I'm 27, so I'm doing okay at getting to 30, not so okay on the retirement and the wealth though.

castletownman

Millicent wrote: »

Me too! Media five! :pac:

Me three. Media friend.....

cloneslad

John Doe1 wrote: »

as a child i wanted to be a lawyer or paeleontologist(i was on odd child)

If you can't spell it, you can't be it. It's why my friend can't work for the FBI

Immaculate Pasta

I wanted to play up front for Manchester United and Ireland. This has so far yet to happen

I'm only 21 though so there's still a chance :cool:

jokettle

I just want to be rich. Currently sitting pretty with tax-free minimum wage, aw yeah :cool:

Batsy

I used to want to be an astronaut.

But eventually I realised I wasn't going to get that job so I ended up joining the Royal Navy at the age of 16 as soon as I left school in 1997.

I was in there for a few years and eventually left and have just done several different jobs since then, including working in a cafe and shovelling up dog **** at a boarding kennels.

Today I went for a job interview at Pearl Windows in the Wingates area of Bolton and I should find out by the end of this week whether or not I have got the job. Pearl make uPVC window frames and it's a hi-tech, computerised factory.

I'm glad the interview is out of the way, though. Talk about nerve racking. Anyway, tonight I am off out with my mate to watch Al Murray, the Pub Landlord at the Albert Halls in Bolton town centre.

I want to own/lease a sleazy strip club in England, was almost there a few years ago but the big R came along, I'll get there though.

Fbjm

Music therapist, and I'm currently in the undergrad stage.

1. get into college.
2. get a degree in musicology.
3. get a masters in musicology.
4. get a doctorate in musicology.
5. set up a music therapy clinic.
6. ?????
7. Profit!!!

Fúck yeah :cool:

chin_grin

frag420 wrote: »

Porn Star.

It came through minus the cameras. Well what I mean is that the women have not spotted the camera yet !!

Came through what?


<awaits hysterical reply>

I always wanted to be a Journalist until my uncle got me a summer job in London working for a newspaper.


Jesus wept.... The experience still actually makes me shiver.


Imagine a grown woman screaming "Could you please refrain from using the employee mugs you thick faacking caaaan­t" into the face of a 15 year old.

There are way more but Im actually getting homicidal thinking about it.



Now I want to be an anything that will get me money.


Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment.

Novella

I've always wanted to be a doctor. I'm not particularly close though but fingers crossed in a few more years!

tiredcity

Always wanted to work in the music industry (the organisation side of things rather than as a musician). Pootled about on the margins of doing so for years but decided unless I invented a time machine back to the 1970's it wasn't gonna happen.

Now in year two of four of grad entry medicine and very much enjoying it, so could be worse

megaten

Illustrator. Still working on it in my spare time.

Immaculate Pasta

Batsy wrote: »

I used to want to be an astronaut.

But eventually I realised I wasn't going to get that job so I ended up joining the Royal Navy at the age of 16 as soon as I left school in 1997.

I was in there for a few years and eventually left and have just done several different jobs since then, including working in a cafe and shovelling up dog **** at a boarding kennels.

Today I went for a job interview at Pearl Windows in the Wingates area of Bolton and I should find out by the end of this week whether or not I have got the job. Pearl make uPVC window frames and it's a hi-tech, computerised factory.

I'm glad the interview is out of the way, though. Talk about nerve racking. Anyway, tonight I am off out with my mate to watch Al Murray, the Pub Landlord at the Albert Halls in Bolton town centre.

You know you could have just stopped there. That would have sufficiently answered the thread question. You didn't have to tell us all your life story afterwards :cool:

lucycat

I wanted to be either a vet or doctor - plans backfired when I realised that blood makes me faint/puke

Strangely enough, I never wanted to either do anything with numbers or work in an office - I am a tax accountant now *go figure*

smash

lucycat wrote: »

I wanted to be either a vet or doctor - plans backfired when I realised that blood makes me faint/puke

Strangely enough, I never wanted to either do anything with numbers or work in an office - I am a tax accountant now *go figure*

I wanted to be a vet too. Until I saw one sticking his hand up a cow's ass.

brownacid

Fbjm wrote: »

Music therapist, and I'm currently in the undergrad stage.

1. get into college.
2. get a degree in musicology.
3. get a masters in musicology.
4. get a doctorate in musicology.
5. set up a music therapy clinic.
6. ?????
7. Profit!!!

Fúck yeah :cool:

Yeah bother getting teh masters when you could just go straight for the pretty huge dick?

Vanbis

Fireman.

shangri la

Own a beach bar in a tropical paradise that make enough money to cover the cost of the beach front villa and porsche.

im invisible

I wanted to be an astronaut, or a dinosaur

McChubbin

I always wanted to be a writer but right now, I've got weriter's block up the wazoo on account of being stressed about college. Mrrrrrr.

dirtyghettokid

meteorologist.

instead i'm an unemployed graphic designer

CFG92

Horologist

Celly Smunt

I've always wanted to be a Firetruck.

a writer

Sky King

A musician who makes money from his own music (ha some fuppin chance) or something involving legal explosions / firearms

Celly Smunt

Sky King wrote: »

A musician who makes money from his own music (ha some fuppin chance) or something involving legal explosions / firearms

the army?

Sky King

I was talked out of it and into the family business with promises of a lifestyle where I could do lines of coke off a hookers ass. That dream has gone tits up (not in a good way) because of the recession and now I am too old for the army and poor.

Plus I don't really fancy getting programmed.

44leto

A House husband (dreammmmmmmmm)

Get up about 10, put my bets on, have a few drinks, order the Chinese, then write a list of the things and cleaning that needs to be done and give it to her when she comes in from work.

PS no children.

arybvtcw0eolkf

As a child I wanted to be a soldier - and I'm a soldier

90% of the time its a 9-5'er and I bitch & moan like everyone else.

But the other 10% really is a life less ordinary

Dave!

Have wanted to be a fireman for a long time now.

Will apply next time they're recruiting, but that won't be for a few years, and even then I'll probably be up against almost every tradesman in the country

I'm a web developer now. Would prefer if it was just a hobby though!

Shanotheslayer

Immaculate Pasta wrote: »

I wanted to play up front for Manchester United and Ireland. This has so far yet to happen

I'm only 21 though so there's still a chance :cool:

No there's not :P

oldyouth

Wanted to be a carpenter but not good enough.

L.Jenkins

Was hoping to get into Aeronautical engineering, but took a course closer to home. A decision I regret more and more every day

HazDanz

I always wanted to be a child counsellor. My wait goes on.

EDIT: An air traffic controller would be pretty cool too.

Sky King

ATC? Fk that stressfest!

sgb

oldyouth wrote: »

Wanted to be a carpenter but not good enough.

Why did you fancy skinny Karen