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Manscaping, do you?

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    #32
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    reprazant wrote: »
    Do not shave. It looks ridiculous, it gets very itchy very quickly and the ladies don't like it.

    No woman admits to liking it, if you ask her. They get all these "It's not manly" ideas in their head. But I've found they do when you're actually getting down to it.

    Never done the back or sack, but keep the general area shaved as much as I can. First few times you do it, it's insanely itchy for a couple days afterwards. Then it's grand...unless you get lazy and let it grow back out again.


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    #33
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    fuerte1976 wrote: »
    veet ...:o:o

    *points and laughs*

    Real men take an orange BIC to it...


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    #34
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    Wertz wrote: »
    *points and laughs*

    Real men take an orange BIC to it...

    Yea but then I snorted it through a hoover hose ...


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    #35
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Done it before, she liked it....as did I if you know what I mean!

    No
    leggo wrote: »
    No woman admits to liking it, if you ask her. They get all these "It's not manly" ideas in their head. But I've found they do when you're actually getting down to it.

    No, they don't.
    Wertz wrote: »
    *points and laughs*

    Real men take an orange BIC to it...

    you'll be a while getting rid with a biro


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    #36
    DontBanMe
    Registered Users Posts: 389 ✭✭DontBanMe


    fuerte1976 wrote: »
    Yea but then I snorted it through a hoover hose ...

    Sure why wouldn't ya!


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    #37
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    stupidusername wrote: »
    No



    No, they don't.
    Different strokes.....


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    #38
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    Basically, LEAVE YOURSELF ALONE !:D


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    #39
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Poor bastard. Does he not get very cramped in there?

    He does sometimes, but believe me, he's better in than out.

    Poor fella doesn't know how to behave when he gets out.



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    #40
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    stupidusername wrote: »
    No, they don't.

    In fairness, by women that I've experienced, I clearly meant you. So thanks for correcting me.


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    #41
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Fags.


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    #42
    some random drunk
    Registered Users Posts: 967 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    OP, this is what I use. Save yourself the expense and embarrassment of going to get a back, sack and crack.

    http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/982/428Remington_BHT500A_1.jpg


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    #43
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    leggo wrote: »
    by women that I've experienced

    Were these women students in UCD by any chance?


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    #44
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I have my pubes back combed to look like Jedwards head.

    Pics or G......

    Actually, never mind.


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    #45
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    leggo wrote: »
    In fairness, by women that I've experienced, I clearly meant you. So thanks for correcting me.

    you said no woman likes to admit to it, you generalise - I generalise.


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    #46
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Were these women students in UCD by any chance?

    I...don't get the reference?


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    #47
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    stupidusername wrote: »

    you'll be a while getting rid with a biro

    Orange BIC

    You're right of course...perhaps a Flymo might be quicker...


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    #48
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Wertz wrote: »
    Orange BIC

    You're right of course...perhaps a Flymo might be quicker...

    BIC


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    #49
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,825 ✭✭✭amacca


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Pics or G......

    Actually, never mind.

    too late.....heres a picture of two penises that have been groomed in this way (beside the dog)......as you can see it just makes them look alike and the ladies tend to get bored with them pretty quick

    http://spin1038.com/wp-content/files/2010/10/jedward-aristocratic-460x306.jpg


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    #50
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    I love afro ninja.

    I saw Dylan Moran there lately and he was on about how women get vagisiled(not too sure on the spelling). Its where women get diamonds and stuff put on their bits. He was saying men should do the same and there should even be a magazine about it called Scrotal Beauty. :D

    On topic, why would ya bother? Fooks sakes.


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    #51
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056452257

    :D

    Ah...well in that case yeah. They say they love me and my manscaping longtime!


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    #52
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    stupidusername wrote: »
    BIC

    I'll see your biro and raise you a BIC.


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    #53
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,825 ✭✭✭amacca


    some random drunk wrote: »
    I actually imagined it was a bloke working as a landscape gardener. But then most landscape gardeners are blokes anyway...

    I also thought it might be men done up to look like famous gardens but I went with the more likely option in the end


    (ah yeah Tracey....this is my other half Mick.........I got him shorn and paid for a little bit of surgery and now he looks like yaun govindas upside down garden at last years chelsea flower show..............its had the added bonus that he now cant talk as we've sewn his lips shut so it looks like the water feature and stapled his tongue to his arse)


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    #54
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Wertz wrote: »
    I'll see your biro and raise you a BIC.

    now you would be a long time shaving with that.

    BIC


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    #55
    juuge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 792 ✭✭✭juuge


    My name is URL wrote: »
    There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum
    You're so right Bishop!


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    #56
    amacca
    Registered Users Posts: 6,825 ✭✭✭amacca


    Captain Darling wrote: »
    I love afro ninja.

    I saw Dylan Moran there lately and he was on about how women get vagisiled(not too sure on the spelling). Its where women get diamonds and stuff put on their bits.

    I thought that was Vajazzling!

    jaysus new terminology for playing with yourself moves fast these days ted.


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    #57
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Adam wrote: »
    Nothing feels better than a smooth sack.
    But how. It would be like shaving a brain. Very tricky.


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    #58
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    stupidusername wrote: »
    now you would be a long time shaving with that.

    BIC

    Not if I use it to call my stylist.

    Burning it off? Bit too Bear Grylls for my liking...


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    #59
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    But how. It would be like shaving a brain. Very tricky.

    Plucking is the way forward.


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    #60
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Wertz wrote: »
    Not if I use it to call my stylist.

    Burning it off? Bit too Bear Grylls for my liking...

    but the manliest of ways to do it.


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    #61
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    There's manly... and then there's singed knob...no-one likes a singed knob.


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