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Manscaping, do you?

  • 15-11-2011 8:50pm
    #1
    DontBanMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭


    Manscaping, should I? Do you? Hows it been received? Is there any negatives?
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  • #2
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    Maybe I'm just stupid but I don't know what manscaping is.

    Edit: Ok now that it's been explained here's my serious answer. I think the back,sack and crack thing is going a step too far. Just sounds too painful for me. Shaving your balls is enough. As for how its been received, I find women much prefer a shaved sack to a hairy one. As for negatives - Just make sure your damn careful with the razor!


  • #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Wow, the bastardisation of the English language knows no bounds. Manscaping? Really?

    EDIT: Had to google, http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Manscaping
    to groom a man. Shaving, waxing, cleaning up the superfluous fur.


  • #4
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    DontBanMe wrote: »
    Manscaping, should I? Do you? Hows it been received? Is there any negatives?


    WTF Like?
    I mean Y ?


  • #5
    My name is URL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum


  • #6
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    is this about guys getting tits added on?


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  • #7
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    Nothing feels better than a smooth sack.


  • #8
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Huh Huh

    Manscaping OP please explain.


  • #9
    MugMugs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,875 ✭✭✭✭MugMugs


    Do I have to take my pants off again?


  • #10
    Adam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Adam


    My name is URL wrote: »
    There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum

    Snap!

    Wanna rub each other?


  • #11
    flutterflye
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,538 ✭✭✭flutterflye


    Half afraid to google it, so can you please explain what manscaping is?


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  • #12
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Maybe I'm just stupid but I don't know what manscaping is.

    would it be designing your garden in the shape of a man....you know fountain shaped like a penis in the crotch area of the garden perhaps


  • #13
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    some random drunk wrote: »
    Maybe I'm just stupid but I don't know what manscaping is.

    Back, sack, and crack wax.


    I don't btw, I've an Afro in the undies!


  • #14
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ghandee wrote: »
    I've an Afro in the undies!

    Poor bastard. Does he not get very cramped in there?


  • #15
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    MugMugs wrote: »
    Do I have to take my pants off again?

    no of course not...relax will you ffs

    If you didn't sign the form you're fine.


  • #16
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    DontBanMe wrote: »
    Manscaping, should I? Do you? Hows it been received? Is there any negatives?

    Yea, you'll scratch like a dog ;);)


  • #17
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    But...but...I don't have any "superfluous fur"...should I go out and buy some?


  • #18
    DontBanMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭DontBanMe


    Heard it mentioned on tv a few times lately and wondered is it a popular fad, but guessing from the replies I'm going with a no so far!! :D


  • #19
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Poor bastard. Does he not get very cramped in there?

    Nah, ghandee lets him out at weekends to moonlight as a taxidriver.


  • #20
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Wertz wrote: »
    But...but...I don't have any "superfluous fur"...should I go out and buy some?

    Yes, and glue.


  • #21
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I have my pubes back combed to look like Jedwards head.


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  • #22
    DontBanMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭DontBanMe


    fuerte1976 wrote: »
    Yea, you'll scratch like a dog ;);)

    Speaking from experience? :p


  • #23
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I have my pubes back combed to look like Jedwards head.

    The resemblance is uncanny.


  • #24
    DontBanMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭DontBanMe


    chin_grin wrote: »
    The resemblance is uncanny.

    And thats before the comb back!!!


  • #25
    reprazant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,417 ✭✭✭reprazant


    Trim, don't shave.

    Just keep it neat and you're laughing.

    Its neat, tidy, flattering and the ladies like it.

    Do not shave. It looks ridiculous, it gets very itchy very quickly and the ladies don't like it.


  • #26
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    DontBanMe wrote: »
    Speaking from experience? :p

    Yea, a dare more than a sober choice :D:D


  • #27
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    DontBanMe wrote: »
    Heard it mentioned on tv a few times lately and wondered is it a popular fad, but guessing from the replies I'm going with a no so far!! :D

    for male pornstars it is. its the equivilant of ladygardening for lads


  • #28
    DontBanMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭DontBanMe


    fuerte1976 wrote: »
    Yea, a dare more than a sober choice :D:D

    :eek: Drunken shaving down there, cant have been safe!!


  • #29
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    amacca wrote: »
    would it be designing your garden in the shape of a man....you know fountain shaped like a penis in the crotch area of the garden perhaps

    I actually imagined it was a bloke working as a landscape gardener. But then most landscape gardeners are blokes anyway...


  • #30
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    DontBanMe wrote: »
    :eek: Drunken shaving down there, cant have been safe!!

    veet ...:o:o


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  • #31
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Done it before, she liked it....as did I if you know what I mean!

    Just trimmed these days, too much hassle and expense for it to be anything other than a once-off thing


  • #32
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    reprazant wrote: »
    Do not shave. It looks ridiculous, it gets very itchy very quickly and the ladies don't like it.

    No woman admits to liking it, if you ask her. They get all these "It's not manly" ideas in their head. But I've found they do when you're actually getting down to it.

    Never done the back or sack, but keep the general area shaved as much as I can. First few times you do it, it's insanely itchy for a couple days afterwards. Then it's grand...unless you get lazy and let it grow back out again.


  • #33
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    fuerte1976 wrote: »
    veet ...:o:o

    *points and laughs*

    Real men take an orange BIC to it...


  • #34
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    Wertz wrote: »
    *points and laughs*

    Real men take an orange BIC to it...

    Yea but then I snorted it through a hoover hose ...


  • #35
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Jimoslimos wrote: »
    Done it before, she liked it....as did I if you know what I mean!

    No
    leggo wrote: »
    No woman admits to liking it, if you ask her. They get all these "It's not manly" ideas in their head. But I've found they do when you're actually getting down to it.

    No, they don't.
    Wertz wrote: »
    *points and laughs*

    Real men take an orange BIC to it...

    you'll be a while getting rid with a biro


  • #36
    DontBanMe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 413 ✭✭DontBanMe


    fuerte1976 wrote: »
    Yea but then I snorted it through a hoover hose ...

    Sure why wouldn't ya!


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  • #37
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    stupidusername wrote: »
    No



    No, they don't.
    Different strokes.....


  • #38
    fuerte1976
    Closed Accounts Posts: 692 ✭✭✭fuerte1976


    Basically, LEAVE YOURSELF ALONE !:D


  • #39
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Poor bastard. Does he not get very cramped in there?

    He does sometimes, but believe me, he's better in than out.

    Poor fella doesn't know how to behave when he gets out.



  • #40
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    stupidusername wrote: »
    No, they don't.

    In fairness, by women that I've experienced, I clearly meant you. So thanks for correcting me.


  • #41
    Napper Hawkins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,903 ✭✭✭Napper Hawkins


    Fags.


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  • #42
    some random drunk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 969 ✭✭✭some random drunk


    OP, this is what I use. Save yourself the expense and embarrassment of going to get a back, sack and crack.

    http://images.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/982/428Remington_BHT500A_1.jpg


  • #43
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    leggo wrote: »
    by women that I've experienced

    Were these women students in UCD by any chance?


  • #44
    Ghandee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,653 ✭✭✭Ghandee


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I have my pubes back combed to look like Jedwards head.

    Pics or G......

    Actually, never mind.


  • #45
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    leggo wrote: »
    In fairness, by women that I've experienced, I clearly meant you. So thanks for correcting me.

    you said no woman likes to admit to it, you generalise - I generalise.


  • #46
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    Were these women students in UCD by any chance?

    I...don't get the reference?


  • #47
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    stupidusername wrote: »

    you'll be a while getting rid with a biro

    Orange BIC

    You're right of course...perhaps a Flymo might be quicker...


  • #48
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Wertz wrote: »
    Orange BIC

    You're right of course...perhaps a Flymo might be quicker...

    BIC


  • #49
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,201 ✭✭✭amacca


    Ghandee wrote: »
    Pics or G......

    Actually, never mind.

    too late.....heres a picture of two penises that have been groomed in this way (beside the dog)......as you can see it just makes them look alike and the ladies tend to get bored with them pretty quick

    http://spin1038.com/wp-content/files/2010/10/jedward-aristocratic-460x306.jpg


  • #50
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    I love afro ninja.

    I saw Dylan Moran there lately and he was on about how women get vagisiled(not too sure on the spelling). Its where women get diamonds and stuff put on their bits. He was saying men should do the same and there should even be a magazine about it called Scrotal Beauty. :D

    On topic, why would ya bother? Fooks sakes.


  • #51
    leggo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056452257

    :D

    Ah...well in that case yeah. They say they love me and my manscaping longtime!


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