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What's your opinion on blow up dolls?

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  • #32
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Something about the guy told me that he prob wasn't married...

    Yea those blowup dolls don't mess with no married man!

    *Clicks fingers in black woman fashion*


  • #33
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Upset at work wrote: »
    I was considering the reason as to why he might not just acquire the services of a be-atch, .

    Because in countries where prostitution is illegal and/or heavily restricted the use of such services tends to carry all manner of risks for all parties involved and the guy may have had qualms about paying for the services of someone who may have been working against her will ?
    Upset at work wrote: »
    Is this guy really a total perv, or is he just catering to his masculine needs?..
    Maybe he just lacked the presence of mind to lock the door just as you lacked the presence of mind to knock


  • #34
    AhSureTisGrand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,326 ✭✭✭AhSureTisGrand


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Enough of the bad jokes already.

    I'm actually endeavoring to tackle a reasonably serious issue here...

    I agree. How can we expect anyone to honestly air their views amidst this sort of carry on? Unfortunately these thanks whores think they are the funniest thing ever. They have such an inflated opinion of themselves


  • #35
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Seriously though.

    I think most of us have missed the point of this whole thread...

    Didn't anyone actually read past the title before contributing their tired attempt at humor??


  • #36
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    AhSureTisGrand wrote: »
    I agree. How can we expect anyone to honestly air their views amidst this sort of carry on? Unfortunately these thanks whores think they are the funniest thing ever. They have such an inflated opinion of themselves

    Blow it out your ass :p


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  • #37
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Seriously though.

    I think most of us have missed the point of this whole thread...

    Didn't anyone actually read past the title before contributing their tired attempt at humor??

    I think your OP blew it.


  • #38
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Seriously though.

    I think most of us have missed the point of this whole thread...

    Didn't anyone actually read past the title before contributing their tired attempt at humor??

    yeah i agree its been completely blown out of proportion.


  • #39
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Honestly. Blow up dolls are tacky!


  • #40
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Oh man...

    Thread is failure.

    I am shame.


  • #41
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    doovdela wrote: »
    Honestly. Blow up dolls are tacky!

    Why, have you used one?


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  • #42
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    FetchTheGin wrote: »
    Why, have you used one?

    No, I haven't used a blow up doll, but a friend of mine has. I am female by the way and have no intention of going near a blow up doll. Tacky!


  • #43
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal




  • #44
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Might as well just tell a few of my other enigmatic work anecdotes.

    This one time...

    ...I walked/barged into a room I thought was empty.

    Turned out there was a half naked woman stood in the centre (lower half).

    She didn't say nothing though.
    She just eyeballed me.

    He boyfriend was half asleep in the sack; he looked like he was coming to as I barged in.

    I said, "hey bro, what's up?".

    Then I made my exit, slamming the door a little too hard.

    I heard the girl getting hysterical then (she was hot); I guess cause I didn't give her enough attention...

    Anyways, I returned one hour later, only to find they had left me a HUGE tip.

    Some people....


  • #45
    jackie1974
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    Blow up dolls I kind of understand but blow up sheep wtf?


  • #46
    Thrill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Oh man...

    Thread is failure.

    I am shame.

    Feeling deflated?


  • #47
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Upset at work wrote: »
    I had the unfortunate experience today, of accidentally walking in on a chap (in a hotel room), who was getting ready his blow up doll.

    The sicko gave me a lurid smile before I had time to slam the door, but it got me thinking...

    Is this guy really a total perv, or is he just catering to his masculine needs?

    I was considering the reason as to why he might not just acquire the services of a be-atch, but then I figure this guy is at least going the cost efficient root, so perhaps I shouldn't be so quick to point the finger.

    Anyways, the point is, I was for some reason, reasonably perturbed by the experience.

    I mean, here's a guy, who goes to the trouble of being in (what I presume was) a different city, perhaps country, of purchasing a hotel room for the night, and he's gonna get his jollies from an inflated piece of plastic?

    There's something amiss right there...

    There's something wrong with the whole system, if that's what some folk are reduced to...

    he could be on business and not wanting to cheat on his wife by ****ing a blow up doll instead. everyone wins, he gets a posh '****' she doesnt get cheated on and the bonus is he gets to creep out staff at the hotel WHO WALK IN ON HIM!


  • #48
    FetchTheGin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 857 ✭✭✭FetchTheGin


    doovdela wrote: »
    No, I haven't used a blow up doll, but a friend of mine has. I am female by the way and have no intention of going near a blow up doll. Tacky!

    Ah yes, the whole "my friend has had one" story.:rolleyes:

    Why can't females enjoy blowup dolls? Some sexist shiiiiiit going on there.


  • #49
    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,017 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Upset at work wrote: »
    ...I walked/barged into a room I thought was empty...

    Given your occupation would it not be professional of you to get into the habit of knocking on doors ?


  • #50
    The_Thing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭The_Thing


    Pics or GTFO


  • #51
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    doovdela wrote: »
    Honestly. Blow up dolls are tacky!

    I'm sure they'd be "tacky" after a few uses alright.


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  • #52
    bnt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,244 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    I wonder what would happen if you turned one of those dolls inside-out, then blew it up? :eek:

    Government resting upon the will and universal suffrage of the people has no anchorage except in the people's intelligence.

    — Grover Cleveland



  • #53
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Given your occupation would it not be professional of you to get into the habit of knocking on doors ?

    Yeah, my profession sets very high standards...

    I usually do, but I can get absent minded from time to time.


  • #54
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Might as well just tell a few of my other enigmatic work anecdotes.

    This one time...

    ...I walked/barged into a room I thought was empty.

    Turned out there was a half naked woman stood in the centre (lower half).

    She didn't say nothing though.
    She just eyeballed me.

    He boyfriend was half asleep in the sack; he looked like he was coming to as I barged in.

    I said, "hey bro, what's up?".

    Then I made my exit, slamming the door a little too hard.

    I heard the girl getting hysterical then (she was hot); I guess cause I didn't give her enough attention...

    Anyways, I returned one hour later, only to find they had left me a HUGE tip.

    Some people....



    Do you never knock on the doors before entering rooms :confused:


  • #55
    Sunnyisland
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,562 ✭✭✭✭Sunnyisland


    bnt wrote: »
    I wonder what would happen if you turned one of those dolls inside-out, then blew it up? :eek:


    You could become pregnant :D:confused:


  • #56
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    bnt wrote: »
    I wonder what would happen if you turned one of those dolls inside-out, then blew it up? :eek:

    I imagine you'd have a colourless female shaped doll, with three penises.

    I don't see why it's that unusual for the guy to be in a hotel room and NOT have hired a hooker. surely this isn't exactly the norm, or is it? :confused: you'd think a blow up doll would be more acceptable than a hooker.


  • #57
    jackie1974
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    realies wrote: »
    Upset at work wrote: »
    Might as well just tell a few of my other enigmatic work anecdotes.
    This one time...
    ...I walked/barged into a room I thought was empty.
    Turned out there was a half naked woman stood in the centre (lower half).
    She didn't say nothing though.
    She just eyeballed me.
    He boyfriend was half asleep in the sack; he looked like he was coming to as I barged in.
    I said, "hey bro, what's up?".
    Then I made my exit, slamming the door a little too hard.
    I heard the girl getting hysterical then (she was hot); I guess cause I didn't give her enough attention...
    Anyways, I returned one hour later, only to find they had left me a HUGE tip.
    Some people....
    Do you never knock on the doors before entering rooms :confused:


    Exactly what I was thinking, please give us the name of the hotel you work in so I never make the mistake of booking in there. If somebody barged in when I was half naked they'd be getting a swift kick in the balls. You need to do some customer service training before you end up in trouble.


  • #58
    Upset at work
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24 ✭Upset at work


    stupidusername wrote: »
    I imagine you'd have a colourless female shaped doll, with three penises.

    I don't see why it's that unusual for the guy to be in a hotel room and NOT have hired a hooker. surely this isn't exactly the norm, or is it? :confused:you'd think a blow up doll would be more acceptable than a hooker.

    Not in my book.

    Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...


  • #59
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    The_Thing wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO

    You sure you want these?


  • #60
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Not in my book.

    Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...

    oooooooooor maybe you're the one that's got the backwards mentality.


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  • #61
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    Upset at work wrote: »
    Not in my book.

    Man, this forum's got a backwards mentality...

    A bit like blow up dolls I suppose.

    You give it a blow job.


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