caught my bird cheating

luckyfrank

Party in a friends house last night, lots of drink and other stuff, i fall asleep on the chair in the kitchen i wake up walk in to one of the bedrooms looking for my bird and i caught her in bed with another guy, gave both of them the slaps, moved back into my parents home im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

Cavehill Red

Doesn't sound so lucky, frank.

Saila

not so lucky frank

RichieC

Not a feeling I ever want to experience..

perhaps she done you a Favour though, did you realise she was a slapper prior to this event?

mikom

luckyfrank wrote: »

Party in a friends house last night, lots of drink and other stuff, i fall asleep on the chair in the kitchen i wake up walk in to one of the bedrooms looking for my bird and i caught her in bed with another guy, gave both of them the slaps, moved back into my parents home im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

Well, if you're gonna bring your parrot to a party.......

Coriolanus

She wasn't worth having so, Frank.

If you're looking for a bit of revenge, seduce her mother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AMlKYl4KVk

Abi

luckyfrank wrote: »

im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

What for? You dodged a bullet there.

senorwipesalot

Theres plenty more fanny in the sea

El Horseboxo

I always feel slightly guilty when I ride other fellas mots.

Cill Dara Abu

luckyfrank wrote: »

Party in a friends house last night, lots of drink and other stuff, i fall asleep on the chair in the kitchen i wake up walk in to one of the bedrooms looking for my bird and i caught her in bed with another guy, gave both of them the slaps, moved back into my parents home im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

You hit a woman? No wonder she was having an affair.

Killer Pigeon

Was it a starling? Oh, they don't like monogamous relationships, so they don't.

Abi

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Theres plenty more fanny in the sea

And plenty of cocks to fuck them.



How does that help the OP?

Cavehill Red

Abi wrote: »

And plenty of cocks to fuck them.



How does that help the OP?

He could fap to the thought of all the action others are getting?

senorwipesalot

Wanky frank from now on

Pompey Magnus

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Doesn't sound so lucky, frank.

Sounds to me like he was damn lucky, it would be worse if he woke up later and didn't find out what she was really like.

OutlawPete

This one goes out to Frank. We're all thinking about you out there tonight..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEInaOsK6I

Son Of A Vidic

luckyfrank wrote: »

gave both of them the slaps

So you actually hit your girlfriend? Big man your are. Any man that raises his hand to his woman is no man in my books. No matter what excuse is used to justify it. Have you hit her before? Because perhaps you gave her a reason to behave the way she did.

MrStuffins

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

So you actually hit your girlfriend?

Ex girlfriend.

ottostreet

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

So you actually hit your girlfriend? Big man your are. Any man that raises his hand to his woman is no man in my books. No matter what excuse is used to justify it. Have you hit her before? Because perhaps you gave her a reason to behave the way she did.

There are occasions where giving a woman a 'slap' can be justified, I think he's perfectly entitled to, considering the circumstances.

Son Of A Vidic

MrStuffins wrote: »

Ex girlfriend.

After the fact yes, but at the time obviously not.

Balfie

there are no occasions where it is justified to hit any woman, no matter the age. No man is a real man to think that any time what so ever it is justified to hit a woman. Them 2 posts seriously make me sick. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Abi

ottostreet wrote: »

There are occasions where giving a woman a 'slap' can be justified, I think he's perfectly entitled to, considering the circumstances.

No, he isn't. She's a despicable piece of shit, yes. But dishing out 'slaps' only lowers yourself to her level. If that doesn't grab you, think logically here. You could be done for assault purely because she's a bike and it won't make you feel any better afterwards. Read the last line of the OP, just in case you're not too sure about that one.

luckyfrank

yes i gave the c/unt a slap and him, deserved it, ive two ****ing kids man

Mr Trade In

OP, How do you know it was your bird, it could have been someone dressed up as her, it is Halloween after all.

Son Of A Vidic

ottostreet wrote: »

There are occasions where giving a woman a 'slap' can be justified

Interesting, what would these 'occasions' be if you wouldn't mind elaborating?

MrStuffins

Balfie wrote: »

there are no occasions where it is justified to hit any woman,

Bullsh*t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnDmxI5Cm5E

shinikins

ottostreet wrote: »

There are occasions where giving a woman a 'slap' can be justified, I think he's perfectly entitled to, considering the circumstances.

Care to elaborate on that? I can't think of any occassion where that could be justified.

Abi

luckyfrank wrote: »

yes i gave the c/unt a slap and him, deserved it, ive two ****ing kids man

A mother that cheats and a father with that attitude, nice. It seems to me that 2 people need to grow the fuck up.

Coriolanus

In this case, she might have been the only one to deserve a slap, seeing as the fella mightn't even have known she had a boyfriend.

Care to elaborate on that? I can't think of any occassion where that could be justified.

Really? None at all? Either you've got literally no imagination or are engaging in ridiculous hyperbole.

Pompey Magnus

Balfie wrote: »

there are no occasions where it is justified to hit any woman, no matter the age. No man is a real man to think that any time what so ever it is justified to hit a woman.

Yes of course there are occasions where it is justifiable for a man to hit a woman, when if it comes to self defence it is simply patronising to claim that a man shouldn't hit a woman just because of her gender.

Anyway this wasn't one of those occasions so it was wrong.

luckyfrank

Abi wrote: »

A mother that cheats and a father with that attitude, nice. It seems to me like 2 people need to grow the fuck up.

You try having your heart broken by ur soul mate, id have knifed the both of them if i could, im dont deserve ****ing this im a good person

Saila

Abi wrote: »

A mother that cheats and a father with that attitude, nice. It seems to me that 2 people need to grow the fuck up.

he never said his kids are hers too

shinikins

Nevore wrote: »

Really? None at all? Either you've got literally no imagination or are engaging in ridiculous hyperbole.

Neither of the above, I don't believe hitting anyone is justifiable in any circumstance bar self defense.

Mr. CooL ICE

If all else fails, listen to Sean Connery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FgMLROTqJ0

John Doe1

Whats her number, she seems like a goer:)

Saila

luckyfrank wrote: »

You try having your heart broken by ur soul mate, id have knifed the both of them if i could, im dont deserve ****ing this im a good person

dont think she felt the same

dlofnep

If I've learned anything about women, is that - time heals all - and there is always someone else out there that you will inevitably like.

Take some time out, take a holiday abroad for a week or two and collect yourself. She's not worth it if she did that to you.

efb

Wow- World of Warcraft is getting really advanced these days!

Abi

luckyfrank wrote: »

You try having your heart broken by ur soul mate, id have knifed the both of them if i could, im dont deserve ****ing this im a good person

What makes you think that you're the only person that this has ever happened to? The person I thought was my soul mate turned out to be a lot worse than your 'bird'.


Crazed stabbings does not = good person, btw.

Coriolanus

shinikins wrote: »

Neither of the above, I don't believe hitting anyone is justifiable in any circumstance bar self defense.

Well that's not your original position, so that's one "occasions where it is justified to hit any woman, no matter the ag".

Lets try and see if we can think of any more shall we?

Say, not self-defense, but defense of a loved one? That's a little bit trickier I know but I'm sure we can come to a consensus.

Abi

Saila wrote: »

he never said his kids are hers too

I know, but why bring it up if that's the case?


/shrug

KaiserMc

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

So you actually hit your girlfriend? Big man your are. Any man that raises his hand to his woman is no man in my books. No matter what excuse is used to justify it. Have you hit her before? Because perhaps you gave her a reason to behave the way she did.

Ah! I'd be wary of someone like you, your're what I would call the 'Nice guy in a bad situation' ,best avoided if your a male ..totally untrustworthy.

senorwipesalot

luckyfrank wrote: »

You try having your heart broken by ur soul mate, id have knifed the both of them if i could, im dont deserve ****ing this im a good person

By your own admission you dont deserve fcukin.
wtf do you expect

luckyfrank

i still love her she's the mother of my children, i cant believe im back in my parents house it's so surreal, i just wanna wake up from this nightmare

Cavehill Red

luckyfrank wrote: »

i still love her she's the mother of my children, i cant believe im back in my parents house it's so surreal, i just wanna wake up from this nightmare

In all seriousness, dude, if you have kids, you need to make an appointment with a family law solicitor first thing Tuesday morning. Get some advice. Calm the fcuk down. A few days sober.
Then speak to your kids' ma via a trusted intermediary (her bro or sister, perhaps) explaining that you are sorry for assaulting her and also devastated at her betrayal. Whatever message you get back will give you an idea whether the solicitor is getting more appointments or not.

Son Of A Vidic

KaiserMc wrote: »

Ah! I'd be wary of someone like you, your're what I would call the 'Nice guy in a bad situation' ,best avoided if your a male ..totally untrustworthy.

What kind of fúckwittery is this I'm reading? But there's a script in there somewhere I suppose.

Abi

luckyfrank wrote: »

i still love her she's the mother of my children, i cant believe im back in my parents house it's so surreal, i just wanna wake up from this nightmare

I hope this thread gets moved to RI, because you need serious replies. Not that I haven't been giving you them, but you're not in a good way, understandably.

You can fire out all the slaps you want, but it's not going to make what happened un-happen, and you could be charged for assault for it.


I had to move back home for a bit too, and I agree - it feels fucked up. While you're insanely angry at her right now, you need to think of the little people here. They've done nothing wrong and don't understand what is happening. I wouldn't be able to take someone back after that, and if you're the same - you're going to have to start thinking logically for the kids sake, and somehow try to set the anger aside, for them, not her.

Saila

luckyfrank wrote: »

i still love her she's the mother of my children, i cant believe im back in my parents house it's so surreal, i just wanna wake up from this nightmare

look at it this way, at least you got two kids out of her

LighterGuy

shinikins wrote: »

Neither of the above, I don't believe hitting anyone is justifiable in any circumstance bar self defense.

BS my friend
what if i slept with your partner, laughed in your face and called you every name under the sun while ending it with ... "and what are you going to do about it?" with a big grin.

I reckon you'd change your mind about the whole "hit only in self-defense" and rightfully so. There are things in life that justify/incite a fight.

senorwipesalot

Abi wrote: »

What makes you think that you're the only person that this has ever happened to? The person I thought was my soul mate turned out to be a lot worse than your 'bird'.


Crazed stabbings does not = good person, btw.

What? I always thought crazed stabbings maketh the man.

LighterGuy

luckyfrank wrote: »

Party in a friends house last night, lots of drink and other stuff, i fall asleep on the chair in the kitchen i wake up walk in to one of the bedrooms looking for my bird and i caught her in bed with another guy, gave both of them the slaps, moved back into my parents home im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

Sadly mate,
you shouldnt of posted it in here. All you'll get are piss-takers.
And even if this gets moved to the Personal Issues section.. you'll be met with such horse crap there too.

- "ah sure maybe you should talk to her and forgive her"
- "how do you know she had sex? maybe she was just resting in bed with him?" (yes luckyfrank, you will get crap like that! its a joke)