caught my bird cheating

luckyfrank · 31-10-2011 03:36AM #1

Party in a friends house last night, lots of drink and other stuff, i fall asleep on the chair in the kitchen i wake up walk in to one of the bedrooms looking for my bird and i caught her in bed with another guy, gave both of them the slaps, moved back into my parents home im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

Cavehill Red · 31-10-2011 03:38AM

Doesn't sound so lucky, frank.

Saila · 31-10-2011 03:38AM

not so lucky frank

RichieC · 31-10-2011 03:40AM

Not a feeling I ever want to experience..

perhaps she done you a Favour though, did you realise she was a slapper prior to this event?

mikom · 31-10-2011 03:41AM

luckyfrank wrote: »

Party in a friends house last night, lots of drink and other stuff, i fall asleep on the chair in the kitchen i wake up walk in to one of the bedrooms looking for my bird and i caught her in bed with another guy, gave both of them the slaps, moved back into my parents home im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

Well, if you're gonna bring your parrot to a party.......

Coriolanus · 31-10-2011 03:41AM

She wasn't worth having so, Frank.

If you're looking for a bit of revenge, seduce her mother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AMlKYl4KVk

Abi · 31-10-2011 03:46AM

luckyfrank wrote: »

im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

What for? You dodged a bullet there.

senorwipesalot · 31-10-2011 03:47AM

Theres plenty more fanny in the sea

El Horseboxo · 31-10-2011 03:48AM

I always feel slightly guilty when I ride other fellas mots.

Cill Dara Abu · 31-10-2011 03:50AM

luckyfrank wrote: »

Party in a friends house last night, lots of drink and other stuff, i fall asleep on the chair in the kitchen i wake up walk in to one of the bedrooms looking for my bird and i caught her in bed with another guy, gave both of them the slaps, moved back into my parents home im full of murdurous rage i feel lost

You hit a woman? No wonder she was having an affair.

Killer Pigeon · 31-10-2011 03:50AM

Was it a starling? Oh, they don't like monogamous relationships, so they don't.

Abi · 31-10-2011 03:50AM

senorwipesalot wrote: »

Theres plenty more fanny in the sea

And plenty of cocks to fuck them.

How does that help the OP?

Cavehill Red · 31-10-2011 03:52AM

Abi wrote: »

And plenty of cocks to fuck them.

How does that help the OP?

He could fap to the thought of all the action others are getting?

senorwipesalot · 31-10-2011 03:54AM

Wanky frank from now on

Pompey Magnus · 31-10-2011 03:54AM

Cavehill Red wrote: »

Doesn't sound so lucky, frank.

Sounds to me like he was damn lucky, it would be worse if he woke up later and didn't find out what she was really like.

OutlawPete · 31-10-2011 03:54AM

This one goes out to Frank. We're all thinking about you out there tonight..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNEInaOsK6I

Son Of A Vidic · 31-10-2011 03:55AM

luckyfrank wrote: »

gave both of them the slaps

So you actually hit your girlfriend? Big man your are. Any man that raises his hand to his woman is no man in my books. No matter what excuse is used to justify it. Have you hit her before? Because perhaps you gave her a reason to behave the way she did.

MrStuffins · 31-10-2011 03:56AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

So you actually hit your girlfriend?

Ex girlfriend.

ottostreet · 31-10-2011 03:57AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

So you actually hit your girlfriend? Big man your are. Any man that raises his hand to his woman is no man in my books. No matter what excuse is used to justify it. Have you hit her before? Because perhaps you gave her a reason to behave the way she did.

There are occasions where giving a woman a 'slap' can be justified, I think he's perfectly entitled to, considering the circumstances.

Son Of A Vidic · 31-10-2011 04:00AM

MrStuffins wrote: »

Ex girlfriend.

After the fact yes, but at the time obviously not.

Balfie · 31-10-2011 04:01AM

there are no occasions where it is justified to hit any woman, no matter the age. No man is a real man to think that any time what so ever it is justified to hit a woman. Them 2 posts seriously make me sick. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Abi · 31-10-2011 04:01AM

ottostreet wrote: »

There are occasions where giving a woman a 'slap' can be justified, I think he's perfectly entitled to, considering the circumstances.

No, he isn't. She's a despicable piece of shit, yes. But dishing out 'slaps' only lowers yourself to her level. If that doesn't grab you, think logically here. You could be done for assault purely because she's a bike and it won't make you feel any better afterwards. Read the last line of the OP, just in case you're not too sure about that one.

luckyfrank · 31-10-2011 04:02AM

yes i gave the c/unt a slap and him, deserved it, ive two ****ing kids man

Mr Trade In · 31-10-2011 04:02AM

OP, How do you know it was your bird, it could have been someone dressed up as her, it is Halloween after all.

Son Of A Vidic · 31-10-2011 04:02AM

ottostreet wrote: »

There are occasions where giving a woman a 'slap' can be justified

Interesting, what would these 'occasions' be if you wouldn't mind elaborating?

MrStuffins · 31-10-2011 04:02AM

Balfie wrote: »

there are no occasions where it is justified to hit any woman,

Bullsh*t

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnDmxI5Cm5E

shinikins · 31-10-2011 04:04AM

ottostreet wrote: »

There are occasions where giving a woman a 'slap' can be justified, I think he's perfectly entitled to, considering the circumstances.

Care to elaborate on that? I can't think of any occassion where that could be justified.

Abi · 31-10-2011 04:06AM

luckyfrank wrote: »

yes i gave the c/unt a slap and him, deserved it, ive two ****ing kids man

A mother that cheats and a father with that attitude, nice. It seems to me that 2 people need to grow the fuck up.

Coriolanus · 31-10-2011 04:06AM

In this case, she might have been the only one to deserve a slap, seeing as the fella mightn't even have known she had a boyfriend.

Care to elaborate on that? I can't think of any occassion where that could be justified.

Really? None at all? Either you've got literally no imagination or are engaging in ridiculous hyperbole.

Pompey Magnus · 31-10-2011 04:07AM

Balfie wrote: »

there are no occasions where it is justified to hit any woman, no matter the age. No man is a real man to think that any time what so ever it is justified to hit a woman.

Yes of course there are occasions where it is justifiable for a man to hit a woman, when if it comes to self defence it is simply patronising to claim that a man shouldn't hit a woman just because of her gender.

Anyway this wasn't one of those occasions so it was wrong.

luckyfrank · 31-10-2011 04:09AM

Abi wrote: »

A mother that cheats and a father with that attitude, nice. It seems to me like 2 people need to grow the fuck up.

You try having your heart broken by ur soul mate, id have knifed the both of them if i could, im dont deserve ****ing this im a good person

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