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  • #32
    Leilani Mushy Hockey
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Mushy Hockey


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster. However, it would behoove you to enhance your vocabulary if you are set on doing moderating work.:D

    My vocabulary is fine. Your grammar is not.


  • #33
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    In that case..
    Tentmaker wrote: »
    A brilliant lack of originality. Time permitting in the next few hours, I'll clean it up for you, and give it some zest.


  • #34
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    And...
    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Ten climaxes per hour doesn't give me much of an opportunity, does it?
    You're trying to go too deep too early. Has Have your teachers neglected to inform you of the joys of foreplay? Subtle things can bring BIG things to a pulsating readiness.:D


  • #35
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Just saying...


  • #36
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    BBDBB wrote: »
    I reckon you are a bit premature with 10 climaxes an hour and you still think you are ready.......;)
    You are getting aroused and too excited by this foreplay! Those un-satisfied desires are seeping from between the lines of your posts. The more you push on the point the more convinced you'll become that your neglected needs must be seen to by a man. Too, your using hot words that show a rising intensity of desire are the ones giving away your real motives..;)


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  • #37
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Im out


  • #38
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    You are getting aroused and too excited by this foreplay! Those un-satisfied desires are seeping from between the lines of your posts. The more you push on the point the more convinced you'll become that your neglected needs must be seen to by a man. Too, your using hot words that show a rising intensity of desire are the ones giving away your real motives..;)


    you got me

    you silver tongued charmer, take me, take me now and make a man of both of us


  • #39
    Leilani Mushy Hockey
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Mushy Hockey


    My using hot words too.


  • #40
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    You are getting aroused and too excited by this foreplay! Those unsatisfied desires are seeping from between the lines of your posts. The more you push on the point, the more convinced you'll become that your neglected needs must be seen to by a man. Too, you're using hot words that show a rising intensity of desire are the ones giving away your real motives..;)
    FYP


  • #41
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I made a tent once.......in my pants.


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  • #42
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Oh yeah, replace 'Too' with 'Also'.
    My work here is done. 'Bye.


  • #43
    fedor.2.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,944 ✭✭✭fedor.2.


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    I made a tent once.......in my pants.



    You're making a mountain out of a molehill


  • #44
    Leilani Mushy Hockey
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Mushy Hockey


    Johro wrote: »
    Oh yeah, replace 'Too' with 'Also'.
    My work here is done. 'Bye.

    I think you can start a sentence with too. It doesn't sound the best, though.


  • #45
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Dear johro and Bluewolf,

    Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the gene pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for. :D


  • #46
    Leilani Mushy Hockey
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Mushy Hockey


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Dear johro and Bluewolf,

    Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the gene pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for. :D

    For which I'm known for not being of the tentmaker species indeed

    ps it's Johro and bluewolf, not johro and Bluewolf

    pps hyphen hyphen hyphen


  • #47
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    Dear johro and Bluewolf,

    Excuse the hell out of my mis-spelled, mis-placed, or just plain forgotten words. I seldom do the edit thing. I do appreciate it though when one from the shallow end of the gene pool adorns himself in the uppity slut act for which your species are known for. :D
    That would hurt if it meant anything.


  • #48
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    bluewolf wrote: »
    For which I'm known for not being of the tentmaker species indeed

    ps it's Johro and bluewolf, not johro and Bluewolf


    lets not get picky


    this is First Contact!


  • #49
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    A reminder of where you went wrong.
    Tentmaker wrote: »
    I'm trying to keep this as simple as possible so that you wont need to sleep with Herr Webster. However, it would behoove you to enhance your vocabulary if you are set on doing moderating work.:D


  • #50
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    bluewolf wrote: »
    For which I'm known for not being of the tentmaker species indeed

    ps it's Johro and bluewolf, not johro and Bluewolf

    pps hyphen hyphen hyphen
    My dear,

    I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over my verbal knee and turn your derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you are not a sadistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.;)


  • #51
    Johro
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    Tentmaker wrote: »
    My dear,

    I am for civility's sake going to assume that you are breath-takingly beautiful. Therefore, it would be inhuman of me to take you over my verbal knee and turn your derriere into a flaming hell. That is, of course, assuming that you are not a sadistic fair maiden out to be brutalized. For the time, my dear, I'll keep the whip, leash, and chair in their proper place.;)
    If she was 'out to be brutalized' she'd be masochistic, not sadistic.

    I'll get my coat.


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  • #52
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I remember when this was all shopping centres.


  • #53
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    was wondering when this would be here, took long enough.


  • #54
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    Johro thing,

    Are you absolutely certain that you want to do this? I really do hate slapping around the sickeningly handicapped. It is such a unmanly thing to do. It ranks up there with those of failed manhood who would go about beating on women. I really am trying to exercise a modicum of control here in recognition of the tendencies of your freakish mind to want to drive in the wrong direction on the Tentmaker Expressway.
    It is too bad that the ladies must maintain a sense of decorum in this world, or partial afterbirths like you would be flushed by them before you had a chance to draw a first breath into your putrid being.
    Hope I have not been too harsh with you. but if I have you will let me know. Will you not?


  • #55
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    is it me or is AH getting classier?:)


  • #56
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    BBDBB wrote: »
    is it me or is AH getting classier?:)


    Where? It's rumoured to only come out in the dead of night.


  • #57
    BBDBB
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Where? It's rumoured to only come out in the dead of night.

    like a stalker:eek:

    night vision goggles optional?


  • #58
    Leilani Mushy Hockey
    Posts: 81,310 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Leilani Mushy Hockey


    Micky Dolenz wrote: »
    Where? It's rumoured to only come out in the dead of night.

    like you, wha


  • #59
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    bluewolf wrote: »
    like you, wha


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  • #60
    Tentmaker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 95 ✭✭Tentmaker


    BBDBB wrote: »
    is it me or is AH getting classier?:)
    My dear, my darling, my prized possession to be,

    Now my mind is afright, surely my keyboard entered some undue thing that is now the cause of your daring attack on Tentmaker the Magnifcent. Surely nothing has been done to offend your sensibilities, or in any way impugn your character. If the dear lady would be so charitable as to publish my gross breach of convention, I the Humble Lord will shower her with a profusion of abject apologies. I implore you, my dear lady, to do this kind service to one wholly undeserving of it.
    I am your humble servant


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  • #61
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I should apologise (just a little bit, mind. I'm still mad at him) to Micky. I assumed this was just another piece of worthless AH drivel that should have been sent to the Recycle Bin, like half the threads that get sent this way. This one shows a little spark of promise. If Tentmaker can actually put some effort into his posts and come across less as a contemptible f*ckbend, then there may yet be hope.


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