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I've just been destoyed by a motorbike..... So much fuking pain.

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    #32
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    Ya got bet up by a hair dryer. "Snigger"


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    #33
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Fuk this absolute shlte..... I'm still bleedin pretty bad from my upper arm. Hospital it is.

    Didnt you cut your cock a few weeks ago too?


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    #34
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    Rollerball Vietnam style. . .


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    #35
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,257 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Pics or GTFO

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #36
    KittyeeTrix
    Registered Users Posts: 7,239 ✭✭✭KittyeeTrix


    Not entirely sure if you are messing or not but if you are not I suggest you get to a hospital to get properly checked over for any latent injuries!!

    Wishing you well:)


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    #37
    Dodd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭Dodd


    Kiera wrote: »
    Didnt you cut your cock a few weeks ago too?
    That was his sack I believe.:o


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    #38
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    I reckon a head injury might have done you some good, because you seem to be lacking a bit of cop on.


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    #39
    damagegt
    Registered Users Posts: 2,061 ✭✭✭damagegt


    Check and see if your pants are on fire before you do anything.


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    #40
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    had a near miss myself actually tonight:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056375723


    so it might just have been in the OP's case aswel that the road was slippery from the rain...

    luckily though nobody was injured.


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    #41
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    I know you really need to get to hospital right now, but try post pics first. Please? For us?


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    #42
    blahfckingblah
    Registered Users Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭blahfckingblah


    is this the same OP who deicded to attempt to castrate himself do a little something for his lady, about a month or so ago. rough rough luck man


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    #43
    mickydoomsux
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Go to hospital.

    Wait................you're in Vietnam?

    Best start a whipround to get his body back home lads :(


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    #44
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    really..just in case it isn't already clear enough, go to the hospital.


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    #45
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,333 ✭✭✭RichieC


    jaysus hope you have medical coverage :O


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    #46
    Jess16
    Registered Users Posts: 1,176 ✭✭✭Jess16


    Oh come on, you softies -he's posting here, it's safe to say he's not dying.
    He's a guy, he probably has the 'getting-ran-over' equivalent of a paper cut. What he's trying to say is he misses his Mammy right now


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    #47
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    WIZE wrote: »
    Do a Rambo and sow your self up man

    And by morning the green shoots should be coming up. All that shaving for naught. In future you'll need a combine harvester not a razor. :D

    Get yourself down the hospital and when you get back tell us how it went. I won't sleep now for worrying. ;)


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    #48
    cesc77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 874 ✭✭✭cesc77


    good luck if a transfusion is required.

    Ive heard they use this as a way of draining you a wee bit and selling on the good stuff to weird wampire psychos over there.

    dont ask how I know:(


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    #49
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    Jaysus. I know Google is loosing popularity, but I'd no idea that it would lead to attempted murder.


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    #50
    Goose81
    Registered Users Posts: 4,230 ✭✭✭Goose81


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off.

    my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms are just about able to move... As much as they have to for me to be able to wrirte this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to ****. Overall, I'm a fuking shipwreck.


    Cheer me up somehow..... I'm alone in a big bad crazy world and that world fuked me seriously hard tonight. :o

    Haha!


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    #51
    Solnskaya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,463 ✭✭✭Solnskaya


    are you dead yet? Or dead drunk? Either way, you're in the nam. Dig a tunnel and hide there till you recover sober up to fight another day. Cu chi spirit and all that.


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    #52
    WinstonOno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 189 ✭✭WinstonOno


    i smell something fishy. saw almost identical story posted in another forum before. guy was always coming up with out of the ordinary stories. attention seeker me thinks.


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    #53
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Linky


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    #54
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    Clean underwear?

    Still clean now?


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    #55
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    ads by google wrote:
    Ive just been destroyed by a motorbike.....so much ****in pain

    Its horrible when they stick an exhaust up your arse...so Ive heard :eek:


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    #56
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    You said a motorbike...but really it's only a moped:pac:

    Still, get yerself checked out in the nearest hospital a.s.a.p.


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    #57
    boiledeggs
    Registered Users Posts: 151 ✭✭boiledeggs


    A MOPED!!!! That thing should have bounced straight off of you.

    A


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    #58
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    What a shlt 12 hours.. Vietnamese hospital last night, think it was 12 stitches on my forehead but the rest of me is still in bits.

    Getting whacked my a moped is something you just don't expect when you're not even walking on the road.


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    #59
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,726 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What a shlt 12 hours.. Vietnamese hospital last night, think it was 12 stitches on my forehead but the rest of me is still in bits.

    Getting whacked my a moped is something you just don't expect when you're not even walking on the road.

    HE's ALIVE! ;)


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    #60
    - bo -
    Registered Users Posts: 826 ✭✭✭- bo -


    Well at least you've your priorities right. First thing you should always do in a situation like that is log on to boards.ie and start a thread about it to let everyone know.


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    #61
    xsiborg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 ✭✭✭xsiborg


    Deleted User wrote: »
    What a shlt 12 hours.. Vietnamese hospital last night, think it was 12 stitches on my forehead but the rest of me is still in bits.

    Getting whacked my a moped is something you just don't expect when you're not even walking on the road.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js7T-VTL91k


    :D


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