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I've just been destoyed by a motorbike..... So much fuking pain.

[Deleted User] · 2011-09-01 21:42:57

Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off. my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms are just about able to move... As much as they have to for me to be able to wrirte this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to…

01-09-2011 9:42pm

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Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off.

my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms are just about able to move... As much as they have to for me to be able to wrirte this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to ****. Overall, I'm a fuking shipwreck.

Cheer me up somehow..... I'm alone in a big bad crazy world and that world fuked me seriously hard tonight.

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#2 01-09-2011 9:43pm

Cill Dara Abu

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Hahahahahahahahahahaha

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#3 01-09-2011 9:44pm

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Few Naggins...be grand...:)

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#4 01-09-2011 9:44pm

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Why dont you bring a Pokemon into the toilet with you?
He might PIKATCHU!

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#5 01-09-2011 9:45pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EQ6eHeBrhM

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#6 01-09-2011 9:45pm

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Are you serious :eek:
You get knocked down by a moped and the first thing you think to do is post it on boards????

Step...away...from...the keyboard, and clean yourself up ffs

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#7 01-09-2011 9:45pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off.

my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms can just about able to move as much as they have to for meto be able to wrire this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to ****. Overall, I'ma fuking shipwreck.

Cheer me up somehow..... I'm alone in a big bad crazy world and that world fuked me seriously hard tonight.

Are you at a hospital? Or was your first though actually to post on here about it?

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#8 01-09-2011 9:46pm

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Holy f*ck!

What did the other guy look like?

Hope you're ok, morphines' a hell of a drug.

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#9 01-09-2011 9:46pm

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don't walk towards the light, and stay awake, helps on the way. "Whats that love? Graham Nortons on?? Ok, be right there." - sorry pal, you're on your own......

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#10 01-09-2011 9:46pm

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Maybe you should get yourself to a hospital! :eek:

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#11 01-09-2011 9:46pm

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Pics or gtfo

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#12 01-09-2011 9:46pm

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......er?

I have a suzuki GSXR 750-

IT IS NOT A MOPED:mad: *

*No motorbike was used to hurt the OP.*

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#13 01-09-2011 9:47pm

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This reminds me of that Asian parent

Their child trapped under something and first thing they do is take a photo and post it online
Well known photo, done the rounds

OP, get thee to a hospital

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#14 01-09-2011 9:48pm

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OasisGirl wrote: »

Are you serious :eek:
You get knocked down by a moped and the first thing you think to do is post it on boards????

Step...away...from...the keyboard, and clean yourself up ffs

I've done that shlt.

DjFlin wrote: »

Are you at a hospital? Or was your first though actually to post on here about it?

Fuk the hospital here. It's BS.a

fukinh hell, if ye seen how i look now... half pissed with blood everywhere..

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#15 01-09-2011 9:48pm

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OP, are you in shock by any chance? Get to the hospital now!!!

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#16 01-09-2011 9:50pm

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Post up the photo's of your war wounds

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#17 01-09-2011 9:51pm

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Miss Olenska wrote: »

OP, are you in shock by any chance? Get to the hospital now!!!

Or playing some video game??? In this game are mopeds and motorbikes the same?

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#18 01-09-2011 9:52pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off.

my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms are just about able to move... As much as they have to for me to be able to wrirte this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to ****. Overall, I'm a fuking shipwreck.

Cheer me up somehow..... I'm alone in a big bad crazy world and that world fuked me seriously hard tonight.

sure ya were:p

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#19 01-09-2011 9:52pm

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The OP's in Vietnam?????

No point ringing an Ambulance. A taxi is your only hope.

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#20 01-09-2011 9:52pm

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Miss Olenska wrote: »

OP, are you in shock by any chance? Get to the hospital now!!!

I am...... Trying to deny the fact I'm covered in my own blood while my whole body is red with blood.........................................................

Cant even charge my phone to let know my friends i'm in a heep.... shlte as fuk.

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#21 01-09-2011 9:52pm

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Did he break your Touchpad?

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#22 01-09-2011 9:53pm

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haha

Your always bleeding

You cut your Ballbag while shaving it now you get knocked down

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#23 01-09-2011 9:54pm

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To cheer yourself up you should go to one of those Vietnam hookers that love you long time.

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#24 01-09-2011 9:55pm

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Fuk this absolute shlte..... I'm still bleedin pretty bad from my upper arm. Hospital it is.

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#25 01-09-2011 9:56pm

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Do a Rambo and sow your self up man

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#26 01-09-2011 9:56pm

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You're gonna be really pissed off in the morning when you realise your keyboard is covered in blood

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#27 01-09-2011 9:59pm

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Super glue is the only thing that will save you now.:pac:

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#28 01-09-2011 9:59pm

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Get your fcuking arse to the hospital now & stop being a drunk martyr. Ffs.

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#29 01-09-2011 9:59pm

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Dean09 wrote: »

Pics or gtfo

woodoo wrote: »

Post up the photo's of your war wounds

Deleted User wrote: »

Fuk this absolute shlte..... I'm still bleedin pretty bad from my upper arm. Hospital it is.

Post pics first!

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#30 01-09-2011 10:00pm

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Get well soon.

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#31 01-09-2011 10:05pm

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moped <> motorbike

oh, and go get checked out and then come back online!

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#32 01-09-2011 10:05pm

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Ya got bet up by a hair dryer. "Snigger"

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#33 01-09-2011 10:07pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

Fuk this absolute shlte..... I'm still bleedin pretty bad from my upper arm. Hospital it is.

Didnt you cut your cock a few weeks ago too?

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#34 01-09-2011 10:12pm

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Rollerball Vietnam style. . .

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#35 01-09-2011 10:13pm

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Pics or GTFO

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#36 01-09-2011 10:18pm

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Not entirely sure if you are messing or not but if you are not I suggest you get to a hospital to get properly checked over for any latent injuries!!

Wishing you well:)

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#37 01-09-2011 10:19pm

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Kiera wrote: »

Didnt you cut your cock a few weeks ago too?

That was his sack I believe.:o

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#38 01-09-2011 10:22pm

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I reckon a head injury might have done you some good, because you seem to be lacking a bit of cop on.

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#39 01-09-2011 10:26pm

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Check and see if your pants are on fire before you do anything.

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#40 01-09-2011 10:28pm

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had a near miss myself actually tonight:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056375723

so it might just have been in the OP's case aswel that the road was slippery from the rain...

luckily though nobody was injured.

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#41 01-09-2011 10:29pm

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I know you really need to get to hospital right now, but try post pics first. Please? For us?

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#42 01-09-2011 10:30pm

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is this the same OP who deicded to attempt to castrate himself do a little something for his lady, about a month or so ago. rough rough luck man

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#43 01-09-2011 10:37pm

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Go to hospital.

Wait................you're in Vietnam?

Best start a whipround to get his body back home lads

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#44 01-09-2011 10:40pm

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really..just in case it isn't already clear enough, go to the hospital.

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#45 01-09-2011 10:41pm

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jaysus hope you have medical coverage :O

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#46 01-09-2011 10:46pm

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Oh come on, you softies -he's posting here, it's safe to say he's not dying.
He's a guy, he probably has the 'getting-ran-over' equivalent of a paper cut. What he's trying to say is he misses his Mammy right now

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#47 01-09-2011 10:48pm

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WIZE wrote: »

Do a Rambo and sow your self up man

And by morning the green shoots should be coming up. All that shaving for naught. In future you'll need a combine harvester not a razor.

Get yourself down the hospital and when you get back tell us how it went. I won't sleep now for worrying.

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#48 01-09-2011 10:51pm

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good luck if a transfusion is required.

Ive heard they use this as a way of draining you a wee bit and selling on the good stuff to weird wampire psychos over there.

dont ask how I know:(

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#49 01-09-2011 10:53pm

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Jaysus. I know Google is loosing popularity, but I'd no idea that it would lead to attempted murder.

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#50 01-09-2011 10:54pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

Walking on the footpath, moped ploughs straight through me and drives off.

my face is covered in blood because of a busted eye. My arms are just about able to move... As much as they have to for me to be able to wrirte this message. My arms are covered in blood. My face is covered in blood. My knees are wrecked, cut to ****. Overall, I'm a fuking shipwreck.

Cheer me up somehow..... I'm alone in a big bad crazy world and that world fuked me seriously hard tonight.

Haha!

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#51 01-09-2011 10:59pm

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are you dead yet? Or dead drunk? Either way, you're in the nam. Dig a tunnel and hide there till you recover sober up to fight another day. Cu chi spirit and all that.

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