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Do chat up lines work?

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    #62
    Rhand
    Registered Users Posts: 182 ✭✭Rhand


    I don't use lines, I have the 'Naked man'.


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    #63
    baltimore sun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭baltimore sun


    I would gladly suck the dick of the last guy who rode you just to taste your pussy.....

    Said this to herself the first time I met her and that was over 5 years ago now, she laughed about it for the night so I knew right away I'd found one with a decent sense of humour. Gettin hitched next summer.


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    #64
    Shanotheslayer
    Registered Users Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    baltimore sun wrote: »
    I would gladly suck the dick of the last guy who rode you just to taste your pussy.....

    Said this to herself the first time I met her and that was over 5 years ago now, she laughed about it for the night so I knew right away I'd found one with a decent sense of humour. Gettin hitched next summer.

    Gift of an opening line! haha


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    #65
    edgecutter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭edgecutter


    Have you every tried an Aussie kiss. It's the same as a French kiss, but down under.:D


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    #66
    cgarrad
    Registered Users Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭cgarrad


    I'm going to sleep with you tonight.

    Oh yeah?

    Yeah, you want to be there or not?


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