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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,831 ✭✭✭Peanut Butter Jelly


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    "Are you DNA Polymerase cause I'd like you to unzip my genes ;)"




    I just came up with that right there on the spot, I mean it was probably a joke before but none the less Ive never heard of it and formed it in my head so Im taking credit for it :D

    Will test and report back. I mean, I can't get any worse with teh wimmens.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    "Are you DNA Polymerase cause I'd like you to unzip my genes ;)"




    I just came up with that right there on the spot, I mean it was probably a joke before but none the less Ive never heard of it and formed it in my head so Im taking credit for it :D
    Will test and report back. I mean, I can't get any worse with teh wimmens.

    ABORT MISSION

    ABORT MISSION

    I WAS WRONG

    DNA Helicase unzips your genes
    DNA Polymerase assembles new ones

    OH THE HUMANITY!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭pajor


    I hate biology.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    pajor wrote: »
    I hate biology.

    You'll never get laid with that attitude. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    pajor wrote: »
    I hate biology.

    But what about Chemistry ;)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭pajor


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    But what about Chemistry ;)

    Myself and my gf have plenty of that. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    pajor wrote: »
    Myself and my gf have plenty of that. :D

    Yeve plenty of chemistry. .......is that code for a meth lab these days


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭pajor


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    Yeve plenty of chemistry. .......is that code for a meth lab these days

    Don't you know Breaking Bad is just fiction.

    Yes.. fiction.. :rolleyes::pac:


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    ABORT MISSION

    ABORT MISSION

    I WAS WRONG

    DNA Helicase unzips your genes
    DNA Polymerase assembles new ones

    OH THE HUMANITY!

    DAMN! I saw this too late.

    Tried the chat up line as you originally posted.

    I bet that's why she wouldn't go home with me... Yeah, definitely the chat up line, not my other glaringly obvious flaws... yup...
    HugsiePie wrote: »
    But what about Chemistry ;)

    IHeartChemistry







    Teehee...


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    pajor wrote: »
    Don't you know Breaking Bad is just fiction.

    Yes.. fiction.. :rolleyes::pac:

    >.>
    <.<
    >.>

    Ill meet you at the kings head ill bring the green you bring the goods

    MAMAS GONNA GETZ HAI TONITE


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭pajor


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    >.>
    <.<
    >.>

    Ill meet you at the kings head ill bring the green you bring the goods

    MAMAS GONNA GETZ HAI TONITE

    I'll meet you half way in Athlone. :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    pajor wrote: »
    I'll meet you half way in Athlone. :pac:

    This better be some high quality. ......produce

    I hope its homemade and not been up pablos ass


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,831 ✭✭✭Peanut Butter Jelly


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    ABORT MISSION

    ABORT MISSION

    I WAS WRONG

    DNA Helicase unzips your genes
    DNA Polymerase assembles new ones

    OH THE HUMANITY!

    You know what? I'm gonna restart this mission Saturday. About bloody time I asked girls out. 17 years of nothingness has to end now!

    Now, I just got to find a girl that likes a stocky, unattractive, nervous, shy, bearded guy. Simples! :o


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    You know what? I'm gonna restart this mission Saturday. About bloody time I asked girls out. 17 years of nothingness has to end now!

    Now, I just got to find a girl that likes a stocky, unattractive, nervous, shy, bearded guy. Simples! :o

    Oh if I was only 2 years younger

    And liked beards.....:p


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,831 ✭✭✭Peanut Butter Jelly


    HugsiePie wrote: »
    Oh if I was only 2 years younger

    And liked beards.....:p

    Right. That does it. No more posting until I get a girls number.

    Quick aargh: My shoulder is killing me. Hence why I'm replying at half 5 in the morning.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Quick aargh: My shoulder is killing me. Hence why I'm replying at half 5 in the morning.

    There's a thread for that. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=63027940 ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    You know what? I'm gonna restart this mission Saturday. About bloody time I asked girls out. 17 years of nothingness has to end now!

    Now, I just got to find a girl that likes a stocky, unattractive, nervous, shy, bearded guy. Simples! :o

    So while, girls are great and everything, at 17 you really shouldn't be rushing in to get a girlfriend, I know it seems like a huge deal right now but in a few years you'll see it ain't that important. I had a gf at 16 for 3 years and while it was great, once I became single I was so lost on my own for ages, I was so not used to be single at all I had become so dependent on having some one there.

    Buuuut then I got use to it, and now I realise I was far too young for such a serious relationship. And trust me, being single in college is far better :pac:

    Plenty of time to look for a serious relationship when your older...well, that's my 2 cents, maybe I'm wrong!


  • Registered Users Posts: 781 ✭✭✭LoveLamps


    College C & H -ers !

    Were you all 18 when you started college? If not how did you manage?

    I wont be 18 'til very early December!!!

    This is VERY worrying because, well, I love going out and having the craic etc etc and in first year I understand that this occurs a lot :p

    I manage at the minute in most places where I'm from by assuming my alter-ego which happens to be quite similar to my cousin (;))

    But I'm worried my brilliant disguise tactics wont work in college and I'll be sitting in with no friends, drinking tea. (for those who say ''lots of people dont drink'' etc, I get that, and thats fine, but i do and would prefer friends who are likeminded)

    Wow this was way too long.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 6,068 Mod ✭✭✭✭LoonyLovegood


    MOD
    Please remember that giving ways to do things illegally is against the charter, just so ye remember


    Wait till you're 18 for going out in college. There's a fair amount of creeps who try to get with way too drunk students.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,248 ✭✭✭Slow Show


    LoveLamps wrote: »
    College C & H -ers !

    Were you all 18 when you started college? If not how did you manage?

    I wont be 18 'til very early December!!!

    This is VERY worrying because, well, I love going out and having the craic etc etc and in first year I understand that this occurs a lot :p

    I manage at the minute in most places where I'm from by assuming my alter-ego which happens to be quite similar to my cousin (;))

    But I'm worried my brilliant disguise tactics wont work in college and I'll be sitting in with no friends, drinking tea. (for those who say ''lots of people dont drink'' etc, I get that, and thats fine, but i do and would prefer friends who are likeminded)

    Wow this was way too long.
    Where are you going to college? I know in Limerick all of my friends that were seventeen starting college generally had no problem getting in as their student cards were accepted as ID and there's no date of birth on student cards in Limerick (at least for UL and Mary I anyway). I don't think bouncers are too strict in Galway on student nights either, it's only if it's a really busy night that they might glance at your ID a bit more carefully, most of the time it feels like they're more interested in testing out your inebriation...there is no right answer to 'how much have you had to drink tonight?' :( As for Dublin, from what I gather it's a good bit more difficult there as an underager and I have no knowledge of anywhere else. :P I hope this isn't considered illegal advice, I'm merely stating how things are and not telling LoveLamps here to do anything >.>

    Anyway I knew loads of people that weren't eighteen for a while and yeah it was a bit annoying for them at the start but if you're living somewhere decent there'll be good craic regardless of whether you go out or not, none of them seemed too put out by it at all.
    CTYIgirl wrote: »


    Wait till you're 18 for going out in college. There's a fair amount of creeps who try to get with way too drunk students.
    Unfortunately this applies whether you're over eighteen or not. :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭pajor


    No place will accept a student card as ID in Dublin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 781 ✭✭✭LoveLamps


    Fcuk

    I wanted to go to Dublin too..

    I know people say it'll be grand if you don't go out and all but it really wont..


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,839 Mod ✭✭✭✭suitcasepink


    LoveLamps wrote: »
    Fcuk

    I wanted to go to Dublin too..

    I know people say it'll be grand if you don't go out and all but it really wont..

    Tip toeing around the charter rules here, but I feel like in Maynooth and possibly other places, once the ID is real, 18 and the picture is in the slightest bit similar to you, you can get in that way. When going out in college ive never actually noticed a bouncer look at my photo id and then at my face to confirm it was the same person. (I have been 18 though through all of 1st year though but I know people who arent)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,572 ✭✭✭pajor


    I'm not liking these snapchat changes. :P

    Seems to be defeating the purpose of it imo.


  • Registered Users Posts: 781 ✭✭✭LoveLamps


    deise_girl wrote: »
    Tip toeing around the charter rules here, but I feel like in Maynooth and possibly other places, once the ID is real, 18 and the picture is in the slightest bit similar to you, you can get in that way. When going out in college ive never actually noticed a bouncer look at my photo id and then at my face to confirm it was the same person. (I have been 18 though through all of 1st year though but I know people who arent)

    Yeah that's what I do at the minute and never had any trouble. Hopefully my fortune doesnt change..


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    So we've gone from dating to underage drinking. alright! Who's hosting the party tonight?


  • Registered Users Posts: 781 ✭✭✭LoveLamps


    Jhcx wrote: »
    So we've gone from dating to underage drinking. alright! Who's hosting the party tonight?

    Woah woah woah! Nobody mentioned underage drinking! Maybe I wanna go out and dance and socialise


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,156 ✭✭✭✭HugsiePie


    LoveLamps wrote: »
    Woah woah woah! Nobody mentioned underage drinking! Maybe I wanna go out and dance and socialise

    ....Just talking about personal experience here.......not suggesting anything.....


    I know people who use siblings/flatmates/friends/cousins IDs all through out 1st year

    Also IDK when youre turning 18 but if its not too late into the year maybe you could wait it out


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,776 ✭✭✭Jhcx


    LoveLamps wrote: »
    Woah woah woah! Nobody mentioned underage drinking! Maybe I wanna go out and dance and socialise

    No they didnt but its been implied and verified :pac: . what would life be if we didnt have fun in our lives.

    interesting story i had my first public drink one week before my 18th. i was doing so well. lol not. jeez im in a really bsing mood tonight. ha ha i also had a dream last night where i was in my birthday suit and drunk... i dont know if thats a sign of bad things to come or what :rolleyes: . Right im off to bed im actually looking forward to what my dreams might bring tonight going to london dungeons in the morning. :D


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Even if you don't get into tea-shops, you'll probably find ample opportunities to drink tea with like minded tea-enthusiasts at house-tea-parties.


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