Have you ever donated sperm?

Blobby George

I haven't myself but it is something which I would give serious consideration to.
What do the clinics pay for sperm donations these days?

_feedback_

Only to your hottie wife.

Sofa King Great

Blobby George wrote: »

I haven't myself but it is something which I would give serious consideration to.
What do the clinics pay for sperm donations these days?

I don't know what clinics pay but your mother paid me €5 and I donated it all over her face

policarp

Oh yes.
To many a grateful girlfriend. . .

Blobby George

Blobby George wrote: »

What do the clinics pay for sperm donations these days?

They pay?!?
I'm literally throwing money down the drain

Blobby George

Sofa King Great wrote: »

I don't know what clinics pay but your mother paid me €5 and I donated it all over her face

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

chin_grin

You're telling me that black sack of tissues and socks is white gold? YAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

listermint

Blobby George wrote: »

I haven't myself but it is something which I would give serious consideration to.
What do the clinics pay for sperm donations these days?

No My sperm is too dam good looking to sell. Maybe if i sell them some normal looking sperm (not my own obviously)

Hazys

I donated sperm all over your...


<panic>looks up, sees that everybody else has already mentioned his ma, emm ahh come on be orginal emm</panic>



...your son!

Sofa King Great

Blobby George wrote: »

Sofa King Great wrote: »

I don't know what clinics pay but your mother paid me €5 and I donated it all over her face

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't act like you didn't expect it

BBDBB

I already gave at the office

chin_grin

BBDBB wrote: »

I already gave at the office

:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5yQNwu0kTc

Blobby George

Sofa King Great wrote: »

Don't act like you didn't expect it

:rolleyes:

Do you have to be over 14 to answer this? :rolleyes:

Thatnastyboy

:rolleyes: <--- are these obligatory?

Spacedog

ding dong:

Paging Blobby George, Blobby George to the Hot wife thread.

JuliusCaesar

How many of the NOs are female?

Samich

Pat Mustard has.

mattjack

yes, for medical research.....

Aoifey!

Blobby George wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Blobby George wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Good comeback...










:rolleyes:

pajunior

Does this mean your exceedingly hot wife with the scratch on her arse who is cheating on you and who you cheated on has left you and you can no longer afford prostitutes in Melboune so you are killing two birds with one stone by selling your sperm until you can afford those prostitutes?

Aoifey!

Aoifey! wrote: »

Good comeback...










:rolleyes:

You like it on your back?:o

looky loo

Only 5 percent of all male applicants who apply to be a sperm donor meet the criteria to donate sperm. The following conditions immediately disqualify a potential donor from donating sperm:

• Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.
• Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.
• Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.
• Men who have visited areas where considerable numbers of AIDS cases have been reported and have had sex with either women or men living there are prohibited from donating.

phill106

pajunior wrote: »

Does this mean your exceedingly hot wife with the scratch on her arse who is cheating on you and who you cheated on has left you and you can no longer afford prostitutes in Melboune so you are killing two birds with one stone by selling your sperm until you can afford those prostitutes?

I am noticing a trend in his posts....
Fully expect the next one to be asking where can an undercover spy get a new golden gun.

chin_grin

Aoifey! wrote: »

Good comeback...










:rolleyes:

Reminds me of the phrase "If I wanted my own come back, I would've wiped it off your Ma's chin."

Mr. Manager

Deleted User wrote: »

They pay?!?
I'm literally throwing money down the drain

Blobby George wrote: »

:rolleyes:

chin_grin wrote: »

:pac:

RVP 11 wrote: »

Do you have to be over 14 to answer this? :rolleyes:

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

:rolleyes: <--- are these obligatory?

Aoifey! wrote: »

Good comeback...










:rolleyes:

RVP 11 wrote: »

You like it on your back?:o

I'm so with all these 's going about. It makes me and :mad: at the same time when people use them so much. I'm way too :cool: to be caught using anything so . Well, I guess I should throw in the obligatory :rolleyes: before I head off to play some :pac: man.

BBDBB

looky loo wrote: »

Only 5 percent of all male applicants who apply to be a sperm donor meet the criteria to donate sperm. The following conditions immediately disqualify a potential donor from donating sperm:

• Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.
• Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.
• Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.
• Men who have visited areas where considerable numbers of AIDS cases have been reported and have had sex with either women or men living there are prohibited from donating.

\o/ yay! I passed!

Cereal Rapist

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

I'm so with all these 's going about. It makes me and :mad: at the same time when people use them so much. I'm way too :cool: to be caught using anything so . Well, I guess I should throw in the obligatory :rolleyes: before I head off to rape some :pac: men.

:pac::D:p:pac:

pajunior

looky loo wrote: »

Only 5 percent of all male applicants who apply to be a sperm donor meet the criteria to donate sperm. The following conditions immediately disqualify a potential donor from donating sperm:

• Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.
• Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.
• Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.
• Men who have visited areas where considerable numbers of AIDS cases have been reported and have had sex with either women or men living there are prohibited from donating.

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

pajunior

pajunior wrote: »

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

They don't have gay porn in the waiting room.

Thatnastyboy

pajunior wrote: »

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

Eh? who wants a gay baby? :pac:

Seriously though, its the same with blood donation if i am correct,

Something to do with a higher chance of aids or hepatitis or something along those lines, theres a medical reason anyway.

stovelid

RVP 11 wrote: »

Do you have to be over 14 to answer this? :rolleyes:

Depends on if you're firing payload yet.

You may have to do a viscosity check.

EverEvolving

pajunior wrote: »

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

I don't know for sure but I imagine it is the same reason for blood donations - less risk of handling infected body fluids.

Edit: Darn, beaten too it by thatnastyboy, nasty fecker!

cosmicfart

pajunior wrote: »

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

The 'Well' that the sperm flows from has been tainted by homo love.........ohhhh Tainted Love ooohhhhh

pajunior

EverEvolving wrote: »

I don't know for sure but I imagine it is the same reason for blood donations - less risk of handling infected body fluids.

Edit: Darn, beaten too it by thatnastyboy, nasty fecker!

Yes, but I am going to assume that every sample is screened so why does it matter.

pajunior

pajunior wrote: »

so why does it matter.

Fecal matter.

EverEvolving

pajunior wrote: »

Yes, but I am going to assume that every sample is screened so why does it matter.

Every blood sample is screened also but it reduces the risk of staff handling possibly infected fluids.

Thatnastyboy

pajunior wrote: »

Yes, but I am going to assume that every sample is screened so why does it matter.

http://www.giveblood.ie/Become_a_Donor/BT1.pdf

I dont know why, but its obviously a valid reason if theyre allowed ask it on this, and considering they are constantly crying out for blood donations, im sure the reason is very above board. Nothing biggoted about it i'd imagine.

blaze1

I did temporarily blind a girl from a donation i gave her. What a new years that was, right on big bens chimes, was like something out of a movie.

lastlaugh

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

http://www.giveblood.ie/Become_a_Donor/BT1.pdf

I dont know why, but its obviously a valid reason if theyre allowed ask it on this, and considering they are constantly crying out for blood donations, im sure the reason is very above board. Nothing biggoted about it i'd imagine.

Question 36 is interesting...

tony 2 tone

blaze1 wrote: »

I did temporarily blind a girl from a donation i gave her. What a new years that was, right on big bens chimes, was like something out of a movie.

Thats a strange name for a girl...:D

fullstop

Hazys wrote: »

I donated sperm all over your...


<panic>looks up, sees that everybody else has already mentioned his ma, emm ahh come on be orginal emm</panic>



...your son!

I cringed for you reading that.

Thatnastyboy

lastlaugh wrote: »

Question 36 is interesting...

Well if someone didnt 'handle' a monkey in the past we wouldnt have the need for questions 36, 50 & 51 would we? :P

looky loo

50 dollars for a usable sample of sperm in the states............






















The things I google on ah.........!:D

Hazys

I think the "reasoning" is that Gay men generally have a higher rate of HIV infection as opposed to straight men.

Of men who have HIV, 60%ish are gay, 40%ish are straight and as there is a lot less gay men than straight, the odds of a gay man having HIV are much higher than a straight man.

Still retarded logic to discriminated on that, not treating people as individuals so its obviously just plain discrimination. So a straight guy with HIV can donate blood but a gay guy without HIV cant.

Also how do you prove someone is gay? The ol'skool tried and tested primary school test of asking 2 questions: How do you look at your nails? How do you cross your legs?

This straight guy got turned down for being camp:
http://technorati.com/lifestyle/article/blood-donor-turned-down-for-looking/

Hazys

fullstop wrote: »

I cringed for you reading that.

Why? was my cum in your face?

strobe

The big money is in egg donation rather than sperm (which makes sense in terms of supply limitation - one or two eggs a month verses a few million sperms a day...). But I do remember a news story a couple of months ago where a European country (can't remember which one, sorry) were having trouble getting sperm donations due to a change in the law which means the children will now have a legal right to be told who the donor was so have upped their price to 2000 a shot. If Ryanair have cheap flight running sounds like it could well be worth a day trip.

mattjack

looky loo wrote: »

50 dollars for a usable sample of sperm in the states............






















The things I google on ah.........!:D

50 dollars ? and I donated for free :eek:

policarp

mattjack wrote: »

50 dollars ? and I donated for free :eek:

Just once ?

patwicklow

Did any one see that documentry about the sperm donor and all his kids traced him there was hundreds turning up...... so be careful dont sell to much of it

ILikeBananas

I'm beginning to think that Blobby George is someone's gimmick account