Have you ever donated sperm?

stovelid · 18-08-2011 03:46PM

RVP 11 wrote: »

Do you have to be over 14 to answer this? :rolleyes:

Depends on if you're firing payload yet.

You may have to do a viscosity check.

EverEvolving · 18-08-2011 03:46PM

pajunior wrote: »

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

I don't know for sure but I imagine it is the same reason for blood donations - less risk of handling infected body fluids.

Edit: Darn, beaten too it by thatnastyboy, nasty fecker!

cosmicfart · 18-08-2011 03:46PM

pajunior wrote: »

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

The 'Well' that the sperm flows from has been tainted by homo love.........ohhhh Tainted Love ooohhhhh

pajunior · 18-08-2011 03:50PM

EverEvolving wrote: »

I don't know for sure but I imagine it is the same reason for blood donations - less risk of handling infected body fluids.

Edit: Darn, beaten too it by thatnastyboy, nasty fecker!

Yes, but I am going to assume that every sample is screened so why does it matter.

18-08-2011 03:51PM

pajunior wrote: »

so why does it matter.

Fecal matter.

EverEvolving · 18-08-2011 03:53PM

pajunior wrote: »

Yes, but I am going to assume that every sample is screened so why does it matter.

Every blood sample is screened also but it reduces the risk of staff handling possibly infected fluids.

Thatnastyboy · 18-08-2011 03:54PM

pajunior wrote: »

Yes, but I am going to assume that every sample is screened so why does it matter.

http://www.giveblood.ie/Become_a_Donor/BT1.pdf

I dont know why, but its obviously a valid reason if theyre allowed ask it on this, and considering they are constantly crying out for blood donations, im sure the reason is very above board. Nothing biggoted about it i'd imagine.

blaze1 · 18-08-2011 03:57PM

I did temporarily blind a girl from a donation i gave her. What a new years that was, right on big bens chimes, was like something out of a movie.

lastlaugh · 18-08-2011 03:58PM

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

http://www.giveblood.ie/Become_a_Donor/BT1.pdf

I dont know why, but its obviously a valid reason if theyre allowed ask it on this, and considering they are constantly crying out for blood donations, im sure the reason is very above board. Nothing biggoted about it i'd imagine.

Question 36 is interesting...

tony 2 tone · 18-08-2011 04:02PM

blaze1 wrote: »

I did temporarily blind a girl from a donation i gave her. What a new years that was, right on big bens chimes, was like something out of a movie.

Thats a strange name for a girl...:D

fullstop · 18-08-2011 04:02PM

Hazys wrote: »

I donated sperm all over your...

<panic>looks up, sees that everybody else has already mentioned his ma, emm ahh come on be orginal emm</panic>

...your son!

I cringed for you reading that.

Thatnastyboy · 18-08-2011 04:05PM

lastlaugh wrote: »

Question 36 is interesting...

Well if someone didnt 'handle' a monkey in the past we wouldnt have the need for questions 36, 50 & 51 would we? :P

looky loo · 18-08-2011 04:06PM

50 dollars for a usable sample of sperm in the states............

The things I google on ah.........!:D

Hazys · 18-08-2011 04:23PM

I think the "reasoning" is that Gay men generally have a higher rate of HIV infection as opposed to straight men.

Of men who have HIV, 60%ish are gay, 40%ish are straight and as there is a lot less gay men than straight, the odds of a gay man having HIV are much higher than a straight man.

Still retarded logic to discriminated on that, not treating people as individuals so its obviously just plain discrimination. So a straight guy with HIV can donate blood but a gay guy without HIV cant.

Also how do you prove someone is gay? The ol'skool tried and tested primary school test of asking 2 questions: How do you look at your nails? How do you cross your legs?

This straight guy got turned down for being camp:
http://technorati.com/lifestyle/article/blood-donor-turned-down-for-looking/

Hazys · 18-08-2011 04:26PM

fullstop wrote: »

I cringed for you reading that.

Why? was my cum in your face?

strobe · 18-08-2011 04:31PM

The big money is in egg donation rather than sperm (which makes sense in terms of supply limitation - one or two eggs a month verses a few million sperms a day...). But I do remember a news story a couple of months ago where a European country (can't remember which one, sorry) were having trouble getting sperm donations due to a change in the law which means the children will now have a legal right to be told who the donor was so have upped their price to 2000 a shot. If Ryanair have cheap flight running sounds like it could well be worth a day trip.

mattjack · 18-08-2011 05:14PM

looky loo wrote: »

50 dollars for a usable sample of sperm in the states............

The things I google on ah.........!:D

50 dollars ? and I donated for free :eek:

policarp · 18-08-2011 11:29PM

mattjack wrote: »

50 dollars ? and I donated for free :eek:

Just once ?

patwicklow · 18-08-2011 11:35PM

Did any one see that documentry about the sperm donor and all his kids traced him there was hundreds turning up...... so be careful dont sell to much of it

ILikeBananas · 18-08-2011 11:39PM

I'm beginning to think that Blobby George is someone's gimmick account

Eurovisionmad · 19-08-2011 12:04AM

BBDBB wrote: »

\o/ yay! I passed!

So you're a 35 yr old virgin who has never left the house

Elliemental · 19-08-2011 12:24AM

No. I haven't got any.

Saila · 19-08-2011 12:43AM

JuliusCaesar wrote: »

How many of the NOs are female?

and how many of the yes' :eek:

Mickeroo · 19-08-2011 01:55AM

patwicklow wrote: »

Did any one see that documentry about the sperm donor and all his kids traced him there was hundreds turning up...... so be careful dont sell to much of it

Sounds like hitting the jackpot in terms of propogating my genes to me!