Have you ever donated sperm?

Blobby George · 18-08-2011 03:02PM #1

I haven't myself but it is something which I would give serious consideration to.
What do the clinics pay for sperm donations these days?

_feedback_ · 18-08-2011 03:03PM

Only to your hottie wife.

Sofa King Great · 18-08-2011 03:05PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I haven't myself but it is something which I would give serious consideration to.
What do the clinics pay for sperm donations these days?

I don't know what clinics pay but your mother paid me €5 and I donated it all over her face

policarp · 18-08-2011 03:09PM

Oh yes.
To many a grateful girlfriend. . .

18-08-2011 03:09PM

Blobby George wrote: »

What do the clinics pay for sperm donations these days?

They pay?!?
I'm literally throwing money down the drain

Blobby George · 18-08-2011 03:10PM

Sofa King Great wrote: »

I don't know what clinics pay but your mother paid me €5 and I donated it all over her face

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

chin_grin · 18-08-2011 03:10PM

You're telling me that black sack of tissues and socks is white gold? YAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

listermint · 18-08-2011 03:10PM

Blobby George wrote: »

I haven't myself but it is something which I would give serious consideration to.
What do the clinics pay for sperm donations these days?

No My sperm is too dam good looking to sell. Maybe if i sell them some normal looking sperm (not my own obviously)

Hazys · 18-08-2011 03:12PM

I donated sperm all over your...

<panic>looks up, sees that everybody else has already mentioned his ma, emm ahh come on be orginal emm</panic>

...your son!

Sofa King Great · 18-08-2011 03:12PM

Blobby George wrote: »

Sofa King Great wrote: »

I don't know what clinics pay but your mother paid me €5 and I donated it all over her face

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Don't act like you didn't expect it

BBDBB · 18-08-2011 03:12PM

I already gave at the office

chin_grin · 18-08-2011 03:13PM

BBDBB wrote: »

I already gave at the office

:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5yQNwu0kTc

Blobby George · 18-08-2011 03:13PM

Sofa King Great wrote: »

Don't act like you didn't expect it

:rolleyes:

18-08-2011 03:15PM

Do you have to be over 14 to answer this? :rolleyes:

Thatnastyboy · 18-08-2011 03:16PM

:rolleyes: <--- are these obligatory?

Spacedog · 18-08-2011 03:16PM

ding dong:

Paging Blobby George, Blobby George to the Hot wife thread.

JuliusCaesar · 18-08-2011 03:18PM

How many of the NOs are female?

Samich · 18-08-2011 03:20PM

Pat Mustard has.

mattjack · 18-08-2011 03:21PM

yes, for medical research.....

Aoifey! · 18-08-2011 03:24PM

Blobby George wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Blobby George wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Good comeback...

:rolleyes:

pajunior · 18-08-2011 03:28PM

Does this mean your exceedingly hot wife with the scratch on her arse who is cheating on you and who you cheated on has left you and you can no longer afford prostitutes in Melboune so you are killing two birds with one stone by selling your sperm until you can afford those prostitutes?

18-08-2011 03:28PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

Good comeback...

:rolleyes:

You like it on your back?:o

looky loo · 18-08-2011 03:32PM

Only 5 percent of all male applicants who apply to be a sperm donor meet the criteria to donate sperm. The following conditions immediately disqualify a potential donor from donating sperm:

Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.
Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.
Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.
Men who have visited areas where considerable numbers of AIDS cases have been reported and have had sex with either women or men living there are prohibited from donating.

phill106 · 18-08-2011 03:32PM

pajunior wrote: »

Does this mean your exceedingly hot wife with the scratch on her arse who is cheating on you and who you cheated on has left you and you can no longer afford prostitutes in Melboune so you are killing two birds with one stone by selling your sperm until you can afford those prostitutes?

I am noticing a trend in his posts....
Fully expect the next one to be asking where can an undercover spy get a new golden gun.

chin_grin · 18-08-2011 03:35PM

Aoifey! wrote: »

Good comeback...

:rolleyes:

Reminds me of the phrase "If I wanted my own come back, I would've wiped it off your Ma's chin."

Mr. Manager · 18-08-2011 03:36PM

Deleted User wrote: »

They pay?!?
I'm literally throwing money down the drain

Blobby George wrote: »

:rolleyes:

chin_grin wrote: »

:pac:

RVP 11 wrote: »

Do you have to be over 14 to answer this? :rolleyes:

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

:rolleyes: <--- are these obligatory?

Aoifey! wrote: »

Good comeback...

:rolleyes:

RVP 11 wrote: »

You like it on your back?:o

I'm so

with all these

's going about. It makes me

and :mad: at the same time when people use them so much. I'm way too :cool: to be caught using anything so

. Well, I guess I should throw in the obligatory :rolleyes: before I head off to play some :pac: man.

BBDBB · 18-08-2011 03:38PM

looky loo wrote: »

Only 5 percent of all male applicants who apply to be a sperm donor meet the criteria to donate sperm. The following conditions immediately disqualify a potential donor from donating sperm:
Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.

Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.

Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.

Men who have visited areas where considerable numbers of AIDS cases have been reported and have had sex with either women or men living there are prohibited from donating.

\o/ yay! I passed!

18-08-2011 03:39PM

Cereal Rapist wrote: »

I'm so with all these 's going about. It makes me and :mad: at the same time when people use them so much. I'm way too :cool: to be caught using anything so . Well, I guess I should throw in the obligatory :rolleyes: before I head off to rape some :pac: men.

:pac::D:p:pac:

pajunior · 18-08-2011 03:39PM

looky loo wrote: »

Only 5 percent of all male applicants who apply to be a sperm donor meet the criteria to donate sperm. The following conditions immediately disqualify a potential donor from donating sperm:
Men who have a history of certain diseases in the family (i.e. cystic fibrosis, sickle cell anemia, etc.) cannot donate sperm.

Homosexual men and men who have had sex with other men cannot donate sperm.

Intravenous drug users are automatically disqualified.

Men who have visited areas where considerable numbers of AIDS cases have been reported and have had sex with either women or men living there are prohibited from donating.

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

18-08-2011 03:42PM

pajunior wrote: »

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

They don't have gay porn in the waiting room.

Thatnastyboy · 18-08-2011 03:44PM

pajunior wrote: »

Eh? Anyone have an explanation for this?

Eh? who wants a gay baby? :pac:

Seriously though, its the same with blood donation if i am correct,

Something to do with a higher chance of aids or hepatitis or something along those lines, theres a medical reason anyway.

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