We should invade England

ardinn

Now is the time. They are on their knees

We would even get support from the youth and minorities as they are revolting as we speak.

I say with the amount of irish in england now, we would have a force of over 1 million, the australians and french may help too!

We could teach them Irish, show them how to have the Craic' and when they act like idiots on holidays, repremand them as all True Irish people will be automatically made English Gardai.

So we need a few volunteers, and a boat or 2. Or a few planes, we can take easyjet and rename it Gailgejet - but we need to change the colors.

So what ideas do you have to help with this after hours, and what date will we get it done?

DeVore

Not to mention the Welsh and Scots would join us if we offered them independence afterwards!

DeV.

ardinn

No, once we own it and england is no more im sure wee wouldnt have to pay their debt - we didnt buy it, we took it - its part of the Irish isles. :cool:

ardinn

DeVore wrote: »

Not to mention the Welsh and Scots would join us if we offered them independence afterwards!

DeV.

Yup - thats 5 countries involved now - god, this is snowballing!!

teol

Well according to Libyan media,we're helping the British state defeat the scallie uprising.

"The rebels of Britain approach Liverpool in hit-and-run battles with Cameron's brigades and mercenaries from Ireland and Scotland. God is Greatest," said a breaking news caption on its morning program.


http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/aug/11/uk-riots-dictatorships-syria-reaction

Samich

We should steal back our 6 counties seeing as the English are busy

ardinn

teol wrote: »

Well according to Libyan media,we're helping the British state defeat the scallie uprising.

Lybia likes us too - we bought loads from them in the past - doubt they can help at the moment though, but we can put them on a non aggression agreement with a view for future comraderie.

starviewadams

I call Kensington and Mayfair!

blackdog2

We should bend over, spread em, and ask if vaseline is cheaper in Newry

ardinn

Samich wrote: »

We should steal back our 6 counties seeing as the English are busy

By default once we take england that area will auto complete united Ireland.

recylingbin

HUZZAH!

teol

Brian Kerr will protect our flank with an army from the Faroes.

paky

we could arrest tubridy in the meantime and shoot him for 'treason'. that would be a good excuse

ardinn

I call all the royal properties - which will swiftly be turned into nightclubs of proper standard.

Club Buckingham will be the HQ with the queen herself being host at the entrance and taking coats afterwards.

Pole dancers include Pippa Middleton - Fergie as head of female security as she looks well ard' and then the furry hat guards as bouncers, though they will still have the use of their firearms.

Saila

starviewadams wrote: »

I call Kensington and Mayfair!

I call president!

teol

Prince Philip for President

ardinn

teol wrote: »

Prince Philip for President

Get Out! I will allow gaybo to have the kip!

blackdog2

ardinn wrote: »

Get Out! I will allow gaybo to have the kip!

Gay for president of kipperary

Where To

Go to bed lads . . . . .

ardinn

where do i go from here wrote: »

Go to bed lads . . . . .

Why dont you suck my salty sack??

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR7dx-BxWOOGvudHPNXCw8gw9t3oOCkcS-7ncz3IRbru7ulSyq4

Bipolar Joe

Here's the plan, right? We install micro chips into every new born from now on. Us Irish, we spread. So, come around 100 years or so, we activate those micro chips which will turn all of them into killing machines, decimating any insurgents. Because we get around, in those 100 years we'll have people all over the world. The best of us will be cryo-frozen to be woken up shortly before the activation. I automatically will become king of some sh!t or other because I had the idea and bollocks to you all so there.

PseudoFamous

Saila wrote: »

I call president!

I call chancellor >_>

At the risk of appearing to talk nonsense, I tell you that the Irish movement will go on for 1,000 years!... Don’t forget how people laughed, 100 years ago, when they declared that one day we would take back Ireland. They laugh now, just as foolishly, when I declare that we shall take England!

paky wrote: »

we could arrest tubridy in the meantime and shoot him for 'treason'. that would be a good excuse

Do we really need an excuse?

Xavi6

teol wrote: »

Brian Kerr will protect our flank with an army from the Faroes.

Agent McGeady will have to Russians onside too.

wonderfulname

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Here's the plan, right? We install micro chips into every new born from now on. Us Irish, we spread. So, come around 100 years or so, we activate those micro chips which will turn all of them into killing machines, decimating any insurgents. Because we get around, in those 100 years we'll have people all over the world. The best of us will be cryo-frozen to be woken up shortly before the activation. I automatically will become king of some sh!t or other because I had the idea and bollocks to you all so there.

Zombie uprising? You do know implants can't be passed on genetically?

Kxiii

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Here's the plan, right? We install micro chips into every new born from now on. Us Irish, we spread. So, come around 100 years or so, we activate those micro chips which will turn all of them into killing machines, decimating any insurgents. Because we get around, in those 100 years we'll have people all over the world. The best of us will be cryo-frozen to be woken up shortly before the activation. I automatically will become king of some sh!t or other because I had the idea and bollocks to you all so there.

What good will they be a million centenarians. It'll be an uprising with zimmer frames and mobility scooters.

And half of them will forget what there uprising against by the time they leave the house

Bipolar Joe

We just keep implanting them, it becomes the done thing.

Kxiii wrote: »

What good will they be a million centenarians. It'll be an uprising with zimmer frames and mobility scooters.

And half of them will forget what there uprising against by the time they leave the house

They'll wreak havoc on the motorways. Terrible drivers, they are.

Xivilai

teol wrote: »

Well according to Libyan media,we're helping the British state defeat the scallie uprising.

Mercenaries eh? Sounds a bit weird..

Rogue Gardai or something?

PseudoFamous

wonderfulname wrote: »

Zombie uprising? You do know implants can't be passed on genetically?

Nanobots or magic or something, then. We're late night internet posters, not rocket surgeons.

ardinn

Xavi6 wrote: »

Agent McGeady will have to Russians onside too.

Hmmm - Im not so sure - we need a council vote on this - ok I need a council now.

As Its my thread I automatically take charge for the moment - after things settle down I will relinquish power and let a proper government reside. I will be taking cv's from here and need 11 more men or women to help me organize things.

Women must be beautiful, I plan to nuke most of the country in the early stages to rid the country of its inbred groups and ugly people, im thinking of shipping them all up to newcastle and shoving them into the pig and whistle club as I'm sure we all have seen the standard in there.

ardinn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScyRmiaEOUw

PseudoFamous

ardinn wrote: »

Women must be beautiful, I plan to nuke most of the country in the early stages to rid the country of its inbred groups and ugly people, im thinking of shipping them all up to newcastle and shoving them into the pig and whistle club as I'm sure we all have seen the standard in there.

Hold on here, I didn't realise you were from Carlow. You don't get to say anything about ugly people.

ardinn

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Hold on here, I didn't realise you were from Carlow. You don't get to say anything about ugly people.

Says arklow person :rolleyes:

Kxiii

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

We just keep implanting them, it becomes the done thing.



They'll wreak havoc on the motorways. Terrible drivers, they are.

The confusion they'll cause a million Nissan micras driving aimlessly around indicating left for miles on end.

KeithAFC

I don't think England would surrender that easily to be fair.

PseudoFamous

KeithAFC wrote: »

I don't think England would surrender that easily to be fair.

Shup Keith. Loyal Ulster is second in the list of things to take at the moment. We'll give you a bit of Malin head to keep as Northern Ireland when we're finished, though.

johnmcdnl

Samich wrote: »

We should steal back our 6 counties seeing as the English are busy

it wasn't funny on facebook and it's not funny here

KeithAFC

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Shup Keith. Loyal Ulster is second in the list of things to take at the moment. We'll give you a bit of Malin head to keep as Northern Ireland when we're finished, though.

We could probably invade the Republic at the moment with a few pitch forks. This is a funny thread though.
:pac:

teol

Don't forget to book cheap Ryanair flights for the invasion.


Actually we can bus it to London

jill_valentine

I dunno, watching the news and those swarms 14 and 15 year olds don't seem particularly picky about who they're fighting.

teol

KeithAFC wrote: »

We could probably invade the Republic at the moment with a few pitch forks. This is a funny thread though.
:pac:

Nah, the public servents are defending the gate at Newry

LondonIrish90

Samich wrote: »

We should steal back our 6 counties seeing as the English are busy

Stealing Northern Ireland from England would be a bit like stealing an
empty coke can from a man who cannot seem to find a recycling bin.

English people would be fairly thankful but also fairly unsure as to why! :pac:

PseudoFamous

KeithAFC wrote: »

We could probably invade the Republic at the moment with a few pitch forks. This is a funny thread though.
:pac:

We might let you have Dundalk, but not much else :pac:

KeithAFC

PseudoFamous wrote: »

We might let you have Dundalk, but not much else :pac:

Give us Dublin. Some of the best British people alive live in Dublin.

PseudoFamous

KeithAFC wrote: »

Give us Dublin. Some of the best British people alive live in Dublin.

Is this the sort of thing where you call Oscar Wilde British when calling him a genius, and call him Irish when he's a flaming homosexual?

KeithAFC

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Is this the sort of thing where you call Oscar Wilde British when calling him a genius, and call him Irish when he's a flaming homosexual?

:pac:

My West Brit pals.

Ditch

In before the Lough

CramCycle

starviewadams wrote: »

I call Kensington and Mayfair!

I call the electricity supply and water

ardinn wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScyRmiaEOUw

there is a reason beer is cheaper in England compared to Stolkholm, alot cheaper.

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Shup Keith. Loyal Ulster is second in the list of things to take at the moment. We'll give you a bit of Malin head to keep as Northern Ireland when we're finished, though.

TBH, the english would be greatful to be rid of the place considering how much it costs, are we sure we want it back? and are we sure they want to come back?

teol

Fock England. Lets invade Sweden and marry their women.

jill_valentine

CramCycle wrote: »

I call the electricity supply and water

In that case, I want a railway station from each side of the board.

You'll see.

YOU'LL ALL SEE.

PseudoFamous

jill_valentine wrote: »

In that case, I want a railway station from each side of the board.

Roads and Nama's undeveloped land'll do me fine.

cocoshovel

I'll invade yor ma in a minute if you dont shut up :P