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We should invade England

ardinn

Now is the time. They are on their knees

We would even get support from the youth and minorities as they are revolting as we speak.

I say with the amount of irish in england now, we would have a force of over 1 million, the australians and french may help too!

We could teach them Irish, show them how to have the Craic' and when they act like idiots on holidays, repremand them as all True Irish people will be automatically made English Gardai.

So we need a few volunteers, and a boat or 2. Or a few planes, we can take easyjet and rename it Gailgejet - but we need to change the colors.

So what ideas do you have to help with this after hours, and what date will we get it done?

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ardinn

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Hold on here, I didn't realise you were from Carlow. You don't get to say anything about ugly people.

Says arklow person :rolleyes:

Kxiii

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

We just keep implanting them, it becomes the done thing.

They'll wreak havoc on the motorways. Terrible drivers, they are.

The confusion they'll cause a million Nissan micras driving aimlessly around indicating left for miles on end.

KeithAFC

I don't think England would surrender that easily to be fair.

PseudoFamous

KeithAFC wrote: »

I don't think England would surrender that easily to be fair.

Shup Keith. Loyal Ulster is second in the list of things to take at the moment. We'll give you a bit of Malin head to keep as Northern Ireland when we're finished, though.

johnmcdnl

Samich wrote: »

We should steal back our 6 counties seeing as the English are busy

it wasn't funny on facebook and it's not funny here

KeithAFC

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Shup Keith. Loyal Ulster is second in the list of things to take at the moment. We'll give you a bit of Malin head to keep as Northern Ireland when we're finished, though.

We could probably invade the Republic at the moment with a few pitch forks. This is a funny thread though.
:pac:

teol

Don't forget to book cheap Ryanair flights for the invasion.

Actually we can bus it to London

jill_valentine

I dunno, watching the news and those swarms 14 and 15 year olds don't seem particularly picky about who they're fighting.

teol

KeithAFC wrote: »

We could probably invade the Republic at the moment with a few pitch forks. This is a funny thread though.
:pac:

Nah, the public servents are defending the gate at Newry

LondonIrish90

Samich wrote: »

We should steal back our 6 counties seeing as the English are busy

Stealing Northern Ireland from England would be a bit like stealing an
empty coke can from a man who cannot seem to find a recycling bin.

English people would be fairly thankful but also fairly unsure as to why! :pac:

PseudoFamous

KeithAFC wrote: »

We could probably invade the Republic at the moment with a few pitch forks. This is a funny thread though.
:pac:

We might let you have Dundalk, but not much else :pac:

KeithAFC

PseudoFamous wrote: »

We might let you have Dundalk, but not much else :pac:

Give us Dublin. Some of the best British people alive live in Dublin.

PseudoFamous

KeithAFC wrote: »

Give us Dublin. Some of the best British people alive live in Dublin.

Is this the sort of thing where you call Oscar Wilde British when calling him a genius, and call him Irish when he's a flaming homosexual?

KeithAFC

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Is this the sort of thing where you call Oscar Wilde British when calling him a genius, and call him Irish when he's a flaming homosexual?

:pac:

My West Brit pals.

Ditch

In before the Lough

CramCycle

starviewadams wrote: »

I call Kensington and Mayfair!

I call the electricity supply and water

ardinn wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScyRmiaEOUw

there is a reason beer is cheaper in England compared to Stolkholm, alot cheaper.

PseudoFamous wrote: »

Shup Keith. Loyal Ulster is second in the list of things to take at the moment. We'll give you a bit of Malin head to keep as Northern Ireland when we're finished, though.

TBH, the english would be greatful to be rid of the place considering how much it costs, are we sure we want it back? and are we sure they want to come back?

teol

Fock England. Lets invade Sweden and marry their women.

jill_valentine

CramCycle wrote: »

I call the electricity supply and water

In that case, I want a railway station from each side of the board.

You'll see.

YOU'LL ALL SEE.

PseudoFamous

jill_valentine wrote: »

In that case, I want a railway station from each side of the board.

Roads and Nama's undeveloped land'll do me fine.

cocoshovel

I'll invade yor ma in a minute if you dont shut up :P

sandmanporto

teol wrote: »

Fock England. Lets invade Sweden and marry their women.

dead rite. Who wants to be irish or british anyway haha. Swedes are hot we're NOT! Haha

Xavi6

I think we need someone on the inside. Someone who can find out if there are any contingencies in place as we wouldn't want any nasty surprises.

I nominate Andy Murray. He's Scottish and makes no secret of it but those English claim him as their favourite son when he's winning. I say we tap him up and profit.

PseudoFamous

Xavi6 wrote: »

I think we need someone on the inside. Someone who can find out if there are any contingencies in place as we wouldn't want any nasty surprises.

I suggest Dara O'Briain or yer wan off MTV. Terry Wogan or Graham Norton wouldn't be bad either, the English seem to think of them as their own.

jill_valentine

Xavi6 wrote: »

I think we need someone on the inside. Someone who can find out if there are any contingencies in place as we wouldn't want any nasty surprises.

I nominate Andy Murray. He's Scottish and makes no secret of it but those English claim him as their favourite son when he's winning. I say we tap him up and profit.

Not a bad plan. We've already got plenty of our own over there though, waiting for the signal. If we swing by the Mock The Week studio first, we can pick up the presenter and most of the panel too.

jill_valentine

Just saw the post above. It's agreed then, Dara O Briain is the key.

bonerm

teol wrote: »

Brian Kerr will protect our flank with an army from the Faroes.

Eh no thanks. His military drills are probably as bad as his football ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybNNZub3Psc

Wondergoal my arse. Arsenal ladies would have made a better attempt to stop that.

Jimoslimos

Samich wrote: »

We should steal back our 6 counties seeing as the English are busy

I think we can have ourselves 6 better counties over there.

Prefererably anywhere with -sex in the name......
Wessex, Middlesex, Essex........eh...Norfolksex?

sandmanporto

teol wrote: »

Fock England. Lets invade Sweden and marry their women.

I dont think swedes would have anything to do with ireland. Irish people aint up to the swede standard me thinks in general.

bonerm

Jimoslimos wrote: »

I think we can have ourselves 6 better counties over there.

Prefererably anywhere with -sex in the name......
Wessex, Middlesex, Essex........eh...Norfolksex?

I'd trade them all of Ulster for Westminster.

jill_valentine

Jimoslimos wrote: »

I think we can have ourselves 6 better counties over there.

Prefererably anywhere with -sex in the name......
Wessex, Middlesex, Essex........eh...Norfolksex?

Once we own the gaff, we'll just rename everything to -sex.

Shur feck it, we may as well start as we mean to go on.

Greetings from fair Dublinsex, everyone!