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Links234

sensibleken wrote: »

Im voting for Dana. If we cant have a gay president we should at least elect a transgender one

that's it, I'm running for president now, I'd be a sure fire win!

sensibleken

Links234 wrote: »

that's it, I'm running for president now, I'd be a sure fire win!

I've already nominated my hamster caramel in the AH dana thread

He'll do exactly the same job as anyone else but will only charge a bag of hamster food a month instead of €300,000 a year.

here he is kicking off his campaign


His political experience involves:

• Rolling around in his own excrement untill someone else (me) has to clean it up for him at my expense.
• He is a verteran on the lesser known 2010 easter rising when he occupied the contents of an easter egg for 10 minutes which was almost as funny as the 1916 one.
• he knows your father well.
• Can do some sh1t or other with the spirit of the Irish people or some bollóx

Vote for Caramel. Go on, don't be a prick about it!

mikhail

At last, an adorable candidate!

Dave!

Michael D is adorable too!

Links234

damn...

my hopes and dreams have been shattered, I'll never win against caramel

liamw

sensibleken wrote: »

[/LIST]Vote for Caramel. Go on, don't be a prick about it!

I'll vote if he's gay?

Dades

Links234 wrote: »

damn...

my hopes and dreams have been shattered, I'll never win against caramel

You just need to go digging in Caramel's shady past...

"Is it true, Mr Caramel, that you wrote a letter to Rodent Monthly suggesting that male-only hamster cages were preferable?"

Mistress 69

Dades wrote: »

You just need to go digging in Caramel's shady past...

"Is it true, Mr Caramel, that you wrote a letter to Rodent Monthly suggesting that male-only hamster cages were preferable?"

Oh Dades ... What about women in cages ? Hamsters ago go !

robindch

Dave! wrote: »

Michael D is adorable too!

Wonder who he's been writing letters to...?

sensibleken

liamw wrote: »

I'll vote if he's gay?

He's gay for democracy!

wonderfulname

sensibleken wrote: »

here he is kicking off his campaign...

He'd better only be kicking it off! I mean it, if I hear no more about this campaign I'll be very disappointed.

strobe

sensibleken wrote: »

I've already nominated my hamster caramel in the AH dana thread

He'll do exactly the same job as anyone else but will only charge a bag of hamster food a month instead of €300,000 a year.

here he is kicking off his campaign


His political experience involves:

• Rolling around in his own excrement untill someone else (me) has to clean it up for him at my expense.
• He is a verteran on the lesser known 2010 easter rising when he occupied the contents of an easter egg for 10 minutes which was almost as funny as the 1916 one.
• he knows your father well.
• Can do some sh1t or other with the spirit of the Irish people or some bollóx

Vote for Caramel. Go on, don't be a prick about it!

*Ahem*

Seeing as you people displayed seemingly miraculous (to me) computer skills to summon forth sigs for the 'no religion - census' dealy I must impress upon you another obligation. Could someone manufacture me a 'vote Caramel for president' sig banner that links to this explanatory post whatchamajigger please?

Yours in eternal gratitude and unrelenting admiration,
Your cacodemomaniacal friend,
Strobe,
Herewith: Lord Fauntalroy Fitzbury III, Esquire.

wonderfulname

Here you go Strobe, the first, but definitely not the last, Caramel for president banner;



Remove the smilies to use:
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Dades

Stop the fcuking planet. I want to get off.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/07/gaye-byrne-irish-presidency

wonderfulname

I'm highly suspicious of the gaybo thing, this started out with 46% of texts into a radio show poll voting for him independent of any on air prompt, as soon as I heard that the first thing I thought was "4chan do this constantly...", it was either a prank or a political move, 46% of any sample regardless of bias don't just randomly pluck the same name out of thin air completely independent of one another.

CiaranMT

wonderfulname wrote: »

Here you go Strobe, the first, but definitely not the last, Caramel for president banner;



Remove the smilies to use:
[:)URL="http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=73657254&postcount=33"][:)IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rKU6n.jpg[/IMG][/URL]

Using that.

Dades wrote: »

Stop the fcuking planet. I want to get off.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/aug/07/gaye-byrne-irish-presidency

Old news at this stage, old chap. FF are tapping him up, according to the Daily Wail.

wonderfulname

And an attempt at something more traditional;


[:)URL="http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=73657254&postcount=33"][:)IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tfGGv.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
I should probably stop now before the temptation to make a poster becomes too great...

Turtwig

Sensibleken I suggest you do a Hamster photoshoot so that we'll have a variety of photos of Caramel to get the campaign into full swing.:D

Turtwig

Oh oh...
I don't think we're allowed links in signature images? Cos, my glorious sig just got canned.:o

strobe

Malty_T wrote: »

Oh oh...
I don't think we're allowed links in signature images? Cos, my glorious sig just got canned.:o

...and so the anti-Caramel brigade begin their dirty tricks campaign. We all knew it would come to this comrades. They will not take our voice. Fight the power!

wonderfulname

Malty_T wrote: »

Oh oh...
I don't think we're allowed links in signature images? Cos, my glorious sig just got canned.:o

Not external ones, I think internal ones must be at mods discretion, there are quite a few around for forums and groups.

Turtwig

wonderfulname wrote: »

Not external ones, I think internal ones must be at mods discretion, there are quite a few around for forums and groups.

This is a slight diplomatic issue, don't you worry about it, get making those posters. We'll start negotiations on the sigs.

sensibleken

so the Hamsterphobic media have launched their backlash!

originally posted by Kevin Myers
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Regular readers of my column should know my liberal appraoch to political affairs. For example I believe we should grant the right to free assembly to the hotentot provided he is supervised in a suitibale holding pen, I believe we should look at feeding women people food, but we must stop at the thought of a hamster president.

I have much experience with hamsters and cannot fathom how one could conduct the affairs of state from my anus. Can we imagine our president rubbing shoulders with Obama or my beloved Queen while said shoulder is covered in fecal matter from yesterdays buritto? Are the death spasms which bring me to ecstacy really conducive to international diplomacy? If so why should we be the first. No! Vote lord Vader!

Doctor DooM

Just pledging my allegience to the only worthy presidential candidate going who coincidentally is the only one who is not, in some way, gay.

Genghiz Cohen

"And what do you think of the current economic climate?"
*Twitchy Twitchy Twitchy
"Awwww...."

Turtwig

Genghiz Cohen wrote: »

"And what do you think of the current economic climate?"
*Twitchy Twitchy Twitchy
"Awwww...."

And just like every expert politician he didn't actually answer the question but looked good in doing so and that's what counts.:)

sensibleken

Malty_T wrote: »

And just like every expert politician he didn't actually answer the question but looked good in doing so and that's what counts.:)

oh he answers the question alright. once you pick him up, the chair has two little poos in it

Turtwig

sensibleken wrote: »

oh he answers the question alright. once you pick him up, the chair has two little poos in it

How often do hamsters poop?:D

sensibleken

Malty_T wrote: »

How often do hamsters poop?:D

like every frickin' five seconds

sensibleken

Candidate Caramel does not shy away from asking the hard questions


Here he is illustrating the dangers posed by leather couches. theyre too damned slippy