What is the most outrageous piece of B**s***e you have ever heard?

MLH1

This being Ireland and all I have always been fascinated by pub chats and that about people being so full of s****, once meet a guy who claimed he could say mass from his time living with students priests in college.!!! yeah right!!

GSI

that ireland won the world cup...twice:rolleyes:

kfallon

That 'his' Dad could beat my Dad in a fight! :rolleyes:

Iron Hide

All those auld fellas who were "in the 'Ra"

Zebra3

That Bertie is bleedin' rapid.

Namlub

You spell bullshit weird

Paddy Cow

This is NOT bullsh!t but I'm sure it sounded like it to my new employer. I got a job from a temping agency and had to be there at eight. They told me what bus to get and gave me a description of the building. I had never taken this bus before and didn't know where to get off.

I was listening to my iPod and not paying as much attention as I should have and didn't notice all the people getting off at one stop. Next thing I look up and we're not in the city anymore. The bus driver had gone down some road and was heading out the country. Then he turns around and asks ME where we are! I had no idea.

Anyways he turned around and headed back and I noticed the building I should have been at. I got off and sheepishly made my way into work. I apologised and tried to explain that the bus driver got lost and she was looking at me with the look that said "could you not have come up with a more believable excuse" on her face and to be honest, I couldn't blame her. I never got lost again and at the end of my temp time she kept me on so she must've thought I wasn't a complete bullsh!tter

thecornflake

A guy tired to tell me that there was a secret third man on the apollo missions to the moon. This "secret" was only let out a few months ago :rolleyes:

Chuck Stone

thecornflake wrote: »

A guy tired to tell me that there was a secret third man on the apollo missions to the moon. This "secret" was only let out a few months ago :rolleyes:

Reminds me of friend of mine telling me that they had a punch up in the lunar orbiter to see who got to put foot on the moon first!

Another guy told me that Damien Duff had 'a touch of downs syndrome'

johngalway

"A lot done, more to do".

Saila

I guy I used to know constantly made up **** about going fancy foreign places, working in places he didnt, caught him working in a totally different place to where he said he worked! but in the same industry but in a
place much further down the chain :rolleyes:

the more I look back the more I cringe for him!

Saila

rent is dead money

mikemac

There was the girl I brought home once and she said:
"none of your fancy stuff, horse it in"

This girl gets around, I've been hearing that story all over Ireland

thecornflake wrote: »

A guy tired to tell me that there was a secret third man on the apollo missions to the moon. This "secret" was only let out a few months ago :rolleyes:

Sure it was Michael Collins on the Apollo mission, maybe he got mixed up with the Irish Michael Collins?

Kxiii

We've turned a corner

G.K.

Transgender people are freaks/disgusting/choose to be who they are.

looky loo

That Marlboro Man was at an orgy tonite.:rolleyes:

efb

Homosexuality is a desease

LighterGuy

Alot of the stuff that comes to mind has been stuff from people I knew...

Knew a guy who had the "well, i got a fish THIIIIS big" syndrome. Seriously you could mention anything to him. He has it or done it and it was better than you :pac: ...

Another character was such a to*ser lol. Always referred to himself as "the" and never his first name but a "nick name" :pac: you couldnt believe a single word out of his mouth. Just such a bullsh*tter. He even had a way of talking shady.

passion

that this thread maybe a good un:( how wrong i was:p

Dodd

That David Norris would be president.:)

Teyla Emmagan

"I'll pull out! I swear!"

Sunnyisland

What is the most outrageous piece of B**s***e you have ever heard?


That gerry Adams was in the Ra, would you believe it, I tell ya some people.

ziggy23

As a kid I was told if you picked chewing gum off the ground you'd grow a fox's tail

Stopped me doing it anyway!

pa1

I was told in the pub tonight by a drunk fella that the best hurler he ever saw had one hand!
I've heard a lot but can't recall it now!

Wolfe Tone

realies wrote: »

What is the most outrageous piece of B**s***e you have ever heard?


That gerry Adams was in the Ra, would you believe it, I tell ya some people.

hahaha

Chuck Stone

Don't cross your eyes or they might stick that way.

Tayla

My (non religious) parents told me that if you lied to a priest you'd grow a tail

Chuck Stone

God and Jesus and all that crowd are in charge of the planet.

Crann na Beatha

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sollar

That NAMA would turn a profit

MLH1

Free Primary Care by 2015

Dodd

Porn/**** makes you go blind.

*reading screen with magnifying glass*:)

ToddyDoody

That the money was just resting in the account.

Buceph

MLH1 wrote: »

once meet a guy who claimed he could say mass from his time living with students priests in college.!!! yeah right!!

That's not that hard. I would probably have been able to recite the words when I was 15 and in a Christian Brother's school. The actual ritual part that makes it a mass is only a few minutes work. The rest of the mass is a bunch of codology where the priest preaches, but not actually vital to the mass.

drunkmonkey

Richie Kavanagh is Dead!!

I took it to be gospel, Heard it here in after hours and it was the greatest piece of bul/**** I ever heard made me look like a right ape and I lost €50 when someone decided to bet he was still alive.

AgileMyth

GSI wrote: »

that ireland won the world cup...twice:rolleyes:

Possibly not bullshit. They might have been talking about the Quidditch.

clikityclak

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Richie Kavanagh is Dead!!

I took it to be gospel, Heard it here in after hours and it was the greatest piece of bul/**** I ever heard made me look like a right ape and I lost €50 when someone decided to bet he was still alive.

Sorry about that:o

Few months ago was talking to an OUTRAGEOUS bull****ter at a house party. She picked a flower in the garden she was looking to buy, the flower stayed alive for 8 months on the dash of the car and she knew then the house was for her.. G'way outta that!

Solnskaya

study hard, get a good pensionable job. That and "Diana wasn't murdered", "LHO shot JFK", "I've a puppy and some sweets in my van", "of course your bum doesn't look big in them", "I love you too dear".etc etc.

Heckler

Years back knew a guy to meet out socially, kinda of a friend of a friend, total bull****ter.

Best I heard from him was that his brother joined the SAS but to finish selection you had to fight 10 SAS men in a circle around you and that it was a fight to the death. So to be recruited one man had to kill ten others.

And this from a 25 year old seemingly sane man and told in all earnest.

I nodded sagely then went for a smoke and wet myself laughing.

Toots

A girl I went to school with was the most flagrant bullsh!tter ever, I'd say there wasn't a single true word to come out of her mouth, and bizzarely she seemed to think everyone believed the crap she was coming out with. When I was in 4th year we had free class in the library, I was sitting next to a friend of mine and a note was passed up to us from this girl and it read 'So proud of myself girls, I'll be off heroin for a year this friday!!' Maybe by heroin she meant skittles or something?

Anita Blow

This thread had potential to be funny but was ruined by poor attempts at current affair/politics jokes

Riddle101

Friend of mine

Told me and my friends once that he had a threesome with these girls he brought back to his house. He heard his mother coming up the stairs so the girls climbed out of his bedroom window and down a ladder cause he didn't want her to come in on them. Till this day he still tries to convince us that it actually happened whenever we rip the p"ss out of him about it. We even made up a song about it:D.

Micky Dolenz

Mod AH, you'll get laid a lot.

Lying Bastards.

tan11ie

I LOVE YOU :rolleyes:

SuperInfinity

That humans are superior to all other animals. :rolleyes:

LighterGuy

I once knew a girl who claimed to be adopted and who also said she had cancer. Both were lies.

Looking back she clearly had issues. Not saying shes a total nutjob. But you cant make those lies and still have all your marbles.

Micky Dolenz

tan11ie wrote: »

I LOVE YOU :rolleyes:

I love you too.

one good lie deserves another :P

Columbia

You should hear some of the stuff one of my friends comes out with.

The one which really sticks out for me is the time he told me all about how he's been a lifelong United fan, been to loads of important Champions League matches, knows Old Trafford like the back of his hand, was at Ryan Giggs' first match and Eric Cantona's last. Thing he doesn't seem to know is that I distinctly remember back in the early days of the friendship (5 years ago) he declared his hatred for football and had no idea who Steven Gerrard was.

edit: oh yeah, I've also posted about this girl several times on boards, but I had an ex-girlfriend who used to "get attacked" or be involved in near-fatal accidents every single time we fell out. It was all to get pity from me, and to my great shame it worked for several months.

charlemont

I lived in a bedsit for about 9 months and there was a guy on the 1st floor who is worthy of a thread of his own, Micheal..

I had bleached my hair and was on the way home and I saw the great big lump of bullsh*t approach me, Shocked looking he says "Did she (landlady) see my hair yet ?, And then he came out with the classic " I know a woman who bleached her hair and she went out in the rain but it wasnt any normal rain, It was acid rain and her hair turned blue". Fu*kin' eejit.

tan11ie

Micky Dolenz wrote: »

I love you too.

one good lie deserves another :P

Why thanks.....gladly i've learned my lesson

TerrorFirmer

i work with a guy that is a compulsive liar. it's baffling to hear the things that come out of this mouth that are so obviously fake even to the dimmest of listeners. as far as im concerned its a disease.