What is the most outrageous piece of B**s***e you have ever heard?

This is NOT bullsh!t but I'm sure it sounded like it to my new employer. I got a job from a temping agency and had to be there at eight. They told me what bus to get and gave me a description of the building. I had never taken this bus before and didn't know where to get off.

I was listening to my iPod and not paying as much attention as I should have and didn't notice all the people getting off at one stop. Next thing I look up and we're not in the city anymore. The bus driver had gone down some road and was heading out the country. Then he turns around and asks ME where we are! I had no idea.

Anyways he turned around and headed back and I noticed the building I should have been at. I got off and sheepishly made my way into work. I apologised and tried to explain that the bus driver got lost and she was looking at me with the look that said "could you not have come up with a more believable excuse" on her face and to be honest, I couldn't blame her. I never got lost again and at the end of my temp time she kept me on so she must've thought I wasn't a complete bullsh!tter

thecornflake wrote: »

A guy tired to tell me that there was a secret third man on the apollo missions to the moon. This "secret" was only let out a few months ago :rolleyes:

Reminds me of friend of mine telling me that they had a punch up in the lunar orbiter to see who got to put foot on the moon first!

Another guy told me that Damien Duff had 'a touch of downs syndrome'

I guy I used to know constantly made up **** about going fancy foreign places, working in places he didnt, caught him working in a totally different place to where he said he worked! but in the same industry but in a
place much further down the chain :rolleyes:

the more I look back the more I cringe for him!

There was the girl I brought home once and she said:
"none of your fancy stuff, horse it in"

This girl gets around, I've been hearing that story all over Ireland

thecornflake wrote: »

A guy tired to tell me that there was a secret third man on the apollo missions to the moon. This "secret" was only let out a few months ago :rolleyes:

Sure it was Michael Collins on the Apollo mission, maybe he got mixed up with the Irish Michael Collins?

Transgender people are freaks/disgusting/choose to be who they are.

Homosexuality is a desease

realies wrote: »

What is the most outrageous piece of B**s***e you have ever heard?


That gerry Adams was in the Ra, would you believe it, I tell ya some people.

hahaha