Jurassic World

Cows Go µ

Love them ^ Really good at being funny and generally right without being mean spirited which a lot of those kind of videos can be.

Paddy Cow

Cows Go µ wrote: »

Love them ^ Really good at being funny and generally right without being mean spirited which a lot of those kind of videos can be.

I loved their point about having the technology to not allow shopping trolleys to go more than 20 feet from the supermarket but the mobile balls could go where ever they wanted :pac:

Thargor

What annoyed me most is that everything that happened and everyone who died was all down to Chris Pratts characters stupidity and nobody mentions it at all, in the final scene he should have been in handcuffs instead of staring into the sunset in hero mode, he's guilty of multiple manslaughters!

For opening the gate of the pen without checking the GPS to see where the new dinosaur was...

Beefy78

Honest Trailers are almost always hilarious.

BMMachine

Thargor wrote: »

What annoyed me most is that everything that happened and everyone who died was all down to Chris Pratts characters stupidity and nobody mentions it at all, in the final scene he should have been in handcuffs instead of staring into the sunset in hero mode, he's guilty of multiple manslaughters!

For opening the gate of the pen without checking the GPS to see where the new dinosaur was...

there was a lot of idiots and stupidity in that film. Its part of the reason why it was so god awful, they expect you to ignore that and climb aboard the stupid train. I'm all for big action films, love em, but what I hate is big STUPID films and overhyped bullcrap. I still can't believe how people thought this was acceptable and made that much money and didnt get absolutely torn apart by critics. Its a Michael Bay film with less sexism and crassness but possibly more stupidity.

Beefy78

Thargor wrote: »

What annoyed me most is that everything that happened and everyone who died was all down to Chris Pratts characters stupidity and nobody mentions it at all, in the final scene he should have been in handcuffs instead of staring into the sunset in hero mode, he's guilty of multiple manslaughters!

For opening the gate of the pen without checking the GPS to see where the new dinosaur was...

Are you sure that happened? Didn't the worker who got eaten open the door?

Edit - yeah you even see it in the Honest Trailers video.

Thargor

Maybe he didnt pull the lever or press the button to open it but he was in charge and when they saw the fake tracks leading up the wall he went into the pen with the 2 others without asking the control room where it was, then they opened the gate to have a wander outside, and then he rang the control room and was told it was still in the pen behind them, everything after that was totally his faul

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Beefy78

Thargor wrote: »

Maybe he didnt pull the lever or press the button to open it but he was in charge and when they saw the fake tracks leading up the wall he went into the pen with the 2 others without asking the control room where it was, then they opened the gate to have a wander outside, and then he rang the control room and was told it was still in the pen behind them, everything after that was totally his faul

t.

Do we need tags at this point?

The plot hole is the GPS thing and the fact that no one checked it. You're reaching with the Chris Pratt thing. He wasn't in charge and didn't even know about the I-Rex, let alone that it could turn invisible and had a tracking beacon on it.

PTH2009

lightfootbumb wrote: »

That's sounds very good. You are correct.

bought the 3d blu ray version, im a bit 50/50 regards 3d there are the small things you have to get right for watching on 3d tvs eg the position of the tv ,where you watch it from, the light in the room and of course the size of the tv. i have a 42 inch LG 3d tv and its ok for watching 3d movies (i use the ps4, my samsung player goes out of sync) its not as good as the movie theatre though. 3d only really works for animated movies imo although the orignal jurassic park is good in 3d

Pierce_1991

Thargor wrote: »

What annoyed me most is that everything that happened and everyone who died was all down to Chris Pratts characters stupidity and nobody mentions it at all, in the final scene he should have been in handcuffs instead of staring into the sunset in hero mode, he's guilty of multiple manslaughters!

For opening the gate of the pen without checking the GPS to see where the new dinosaur was...

To be fair Chris Pratt was the only who continually told the others how stupid they were.

pah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W9zzU_hcuw

Sofiztikated

pah wrote: »

Awsomely awesome youtube link

Well that's only deadly.

e_e

pah wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8W9zzU_hcuw

Much better cinematography, editing and effects.

Giruilla

On second watch this film was unbearably boring.. no interesting characters, no interesting dialogue. Most noticeable is the bad pacing. Theres no time for the film to breath and actually enjoy the park... its just a camera constantly swooshing over two kids we have no invested interest in.

Sofiztikated

Giruilla wrote: »

On second watch this film was unbearably boring.. no interesting characters, no interesting dialogue. Most noticeable is the bad pacing. Theres no time for the film to breath and actually enjoy the park... its just a camera constantly swooshing over two kids we have no invested interest in.

I watched it for a second time there the other day.

I genuinely can't remember if I finished watching it.

dan1895

Want to watch this again as I've only recently started watching Parks and Recreation and the thought of Andy in charge of velociraptors is awesome sauce.

Roar

dan1895 wrote: »

Want to watch this again as I've only recently started watching Parks and Recreation and the thought of Burt Macklin FBI in charge of velociraptors is awesome sauce.

FYP

Macklin.... You sonovabitch....

spurious

Terrible rubbish - only plus is that I only paid 3 euro to see it.

syklops

And another reason I hate Jurassic Park 3 - they diss Ian Malcolm.

Not cool, man.

Edit:

And that flippin phone.