You wake up tomorrow in the middle ages. What do you do?

amacca

blaze1 wrote: »

sounds good at first...

no internet, no pron........

I'd practise my painting skills and start a painted version of Razzle

you could do some vajazzles for the wenches on the side Larrius Maxximus Flyntus

Panthro

If I woke up in the middle ages, I'd saddle up a horse.

Liam Byrne

fearcruach wrote: »

Liam Byrne wrote: »

I'm confused

Tomorrow = future
Middle Ages = past

So if you wake up in the MA then it's not "tomorrow"

I'm imagining it's meant in a time travel way. Tomorrow I buy a DeLorean and travel back in time to the Middle Ages. Or else I get myself and my car sucked through an interdimensional portal, in which case I better hope I have a chainsaw and a shotgun.

I know that it's meant in a time travel way!

But you haven't time to buy the DeLorean because the OP said you wake up in the Middle Ages.

Which means that you don't wake up tomorrow - you never reach it.

Skerries

i'd invent the cocktail umbrella

opinion guy

I'd invent post it notes. The guy who invented them made millions!:)

Nephinbeg

You could make a paper airplane, they'd be soiling their codpieces

Capt'n Midnight

some practical advice :pac:
http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/urchin-1000.jpg

tan11ie

Cry for my Ghd!

Jesus Wept

Stomp cunts with me boots.

Capt'n Midnight

Hang us this in your time machine - or at least memorise it in case you ever need it

http://i.imgur.com/lt40H.jpg

LuckyLloyd

I think you'd be a very long odds shot to avoid being killed in some summary manner within your first couple of weeks.

Jumpy

Mr. Presentable wrote: »

What Middle Ages are you folks talking about? The Roman Empire had toilets and indoor plumbing ffs.

*sucks teeth* looks like your aqueduct is on the fritz luv. Its gonna be pretty expensive. Go get me amphora of wine will ya luv.

*adjusts toga crack*

starlit

I would stay in my castle/dorm and wait for my prince or just enjoy the outdoors and travel by horses etc (I have a horse outside!)! Other than that enjoy the parties and fine wine!

Stinicker

Gather three ships and sail west, find a new land and setup New Ireland, It would be Barack O'Bama today for sure then.