Farting around girls

ejmaztec · 11-07-2011 01:14PM

kfallon wrote: »

Just let one rip and then push her head under the duvet so she can mark it out of 10!

I am willing to reciprocate if she lets off a loud 'trump' too!

Farts are comedy gold, for the best effect ever let one rip in a library

It might not be so good if instead of a fart, you get the squits:eek:

orourkeda · 11-07-2011 01:16PM

Richard Dower wrote: »

i was always told it was rude to let rip when a girl is around, especially if she's sleeping next to you, i'm wondering if the same applies to other members?

Is there any circumstances when one simply must let one go, from my understanding farting when in proximity to a girl is akin to calling her a c-u-next-tuesday, like they take it really bad and are highly insulted.

Have you had any embarassing farting faux pas?

How can farting beside someone be equated to calling them a c*nt

kfallon · 11-07-2011 01:16PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

It might not be so good if instead of a fart, you get the squits:eek:

The difference between me and you is 'control', I have it, you don't

Captain Darling · 11-07-2011 01:17PM

barone wrote: »

if you cant fart around your woman your never truly gonna be comfortable in her presence,if she's the one for you she will laugh it off,or at the very least tolerate it..

I was drinking cider at a music festival there lately and i discovered that it makes me fart like a fcuker. Christ, i had a large barrel of fart in me at one stage. Went into the portaloo and fcuking blasted the place out of it. Deafening crescendo's of fart rolling out of my ass. Unreal. I was afraid to do it outside of the jacks. Major shart alert.

Probably didnt help that i had half a vat of cider inside of me. My fcuking ring was on fire. Cider can take a sh1te for itself now.

Sweatynutsack · 11-07-2011 01:17PM

Myself and the oh have a very strict rule on this

I'm aloud but she's not !!

Mickeroo · 11-07-2011 01:19PM

The ability to fart in the company of your other half is an important milestone in any relationship. Ever heard of a Dutch Oven OP?

Jemmy · 11-07-2011 01:22PM

Novella wrote: »

Talk about over-thinking things! It's just a fart ffs!

Have to agree!

thebullkf wrote: »

Ah.... dutch ovens.....

lol that might be crossing the line tho!

Lu Tze · 11-07-2011 01:22PM

Abi wrote: »

Shhhh..... >_>

Yep - thats exactly what lady farts sound like

ejmaztec · 11-07-2011 01:37PM

kfallon wrote: »

The difference between me and you is 'control', I have a butt plug, you don't

fyp:pac:

11-07-2011 01:45PM

My boyfriend farts around me all the time.

50% of the time I don't react.
49% of the time I burst out laughing.
1% of the time I call him a dirty bast*rd and have to evacuate the room.

kfallon · 11-07-2011 01:55PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

fyp:pac:

Butt plug = my finger

Needler · 11-07-2011 01:58PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

ejmaztec · 11-07-2011 02:00PM

kfallon wrote: »

Butt plug = my finger

I hope you don't bite your nails.:P

kfallon · 11-07-2011 02:01PM

ejmaztec wrote: »

I hope you don't bite your nails.:P

I clip them....occupational hazard if I don't :pac:

admiralofthefleet · 11-07-2011 02:05PM

since my missus has been pregnant her fart clappers have been working overtime, ive been nearly blown out of the bed loads of times so yes girls; yis do fart and boy do you stink

Kojak · 11-07-2011 02:17PM

Degag wrote: »

Seriously man, this.

Yeah, that could be done. Or else set up a rival to Bord Gáis and sell "natural" gas to needy consumers....

YFlyer · 11-07-2011 02:42PM

gubbie wrote: »

I had a Czech friend who let her boyfriend fart around her because if you truly love someone then you wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable. So I let my boyfriend fart around me. He's not a very flatulent man though

I love Czech girls.

Standard Toaster · 11-07-2011 02:51PM

Dutch Ovan each and everytime.

cocokay · 11-07-2011 03:00PM

my fella never stops. for the first few months he used to go to the loo apparently and let rip there. now he does it nonstop & most of the time i don't care cause my dad is a champion farter & i grew listening to all sorts of flatulance but sometimes if i'm hungover it really p!sses me off! or coming back into the bedroom and getting into the bed stinking of farts its just gross!

Cee-Jay-Cee · 11-07-2011 03:40PM

If in doubt let it out, god knows what it might be doing to your insides if you were to hold it in.

Enigma IE · 11-07-2011 03:46PM

In many cases, farting preludes going for a barry. Go for a barry and be done with it.... so my missus tells me anyhoo.

Abi · 11-07-2011 05:07PM

Enigma IE wrote: »

In many cases, farting preludes going for a barry. Go for a barry and be done with it.... so my missus tells me anyhoo.

That would be my line of thinking. If theres bubbles then theres something in the pipeline :pac:

The only time I've ever purpose fart is for my daddy, because he has an appreciation for the art. My favourite face he pulls is the one where he's not too sure if that fart came out alone

As Kfallon said, pure comedy gold.

Micky Dolenz · 11-07-2011 05:10PM

Abi wrote: »

The only time I've ever purpose fart is for my daddy,

Your daddy you say?

Go on, I'm listening.

*Drops Trousers*

Corsendonk · 11-07-2011 05:12PM

I seen this thread on the New Posts page just above a post on Plumbing and Heating. Appropriate really.

Enigma IE · 11-07-2011 05:21PM

Abi wrote: »

That would be my line of thinking. If theres bubbles then theres something in the pipeline :pac:
.

Classic line, must remember that one.

Whenever I do fart, I blame it on the 2 mutts.

tallaghtmick · 11-07-2011 05:21PM

Abi wrote: »

Fucking hell, just fart!!!

I'd much rather a guy let one go - I'd laugh for a start, but jesus. I'd much prefer that than he'd be crippled with cramps over it. Thats just stupid.

jaysus abi my fats would turn you lesbian lol

with my ex i held her head underneath the covers :pac:.....forever alone

Abi · 11-07-2011 06:25PM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

jaysus abi my farts would turn you lesbian lol

with my ex i held her head underneath the covers :pac:.....forever alone

The only thing that can make a fart funnier, is if its smellys =D

The last time I was at the parentals house the aul one let a roar and fired the fathership out the back door for crop-dusting her kitchen :pac:

Chris P. Bacon · 11-07-2011 06:32PM

Farting is an art form,the rumble in your stomach as one is on the way the gentle lifting of the leg and the close of one eye,then you hear the squeak as a big smile appears on your face,and if it's a good smelly one and someone walks into it then the laughter ensues

RichieC · 11-07-2011 06:34PM

the worse the smell the less funny it it is.

Chris P. Bacon · 11-07-2011 06:36PM

RichieC wrote: »

the worse the smell the less funny it it is.

Not for the person who farted!

Farting around girls

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