Farting around girls

Richard Dower · 11-07-2011 02:46AM #1

i was always told it was rude to let rip when a girl is around, especially if she's sleeping next to you, i'm wondering if the same applies to other members?

Is there any circumstances when one simply must let one go, from my understanding farting when in proximity to a girl is akin to calling her a c-u-next-tuesday, like they take it really bad and are highly insulted.

Have you had any embarassing farting faux pas?

Needler · 11-07-2011 02:47AM

Its gentlemanly to fart into a lighting match on a cold day when there's a girl standing behind you so she can use the resulting flame to warm her hands

Wolfe Tone · 11-07-2011 02:49AM

I don't know what people did before the smoking ban, I know most of the time I go out to the smoking area its not to smoke, its to let rip

seanybiker · 11-07-2011 02:51AM

Fook that. I let rip. Its only a fart

Abi · 11-07-2011 02:51AM

Fucking hell, just fart!!!

I'd much rather a guy let one go - I'd laugh for a start, but jesus. I'd much prefer that than he'd be crippled with cramps over it. Thats just stupid.

Kojak · 11-07-2011 02:53AM

Abi wrote: »

Fucking hell, just fart!!!

I'd much rather a guy let one go - I'd laugh for a start, but jesus. I'd much prefer that than he'd be crippled with cramps over it. Thats just stupid.

So what you are saying is that you like the smell of a dirty fart?

Its also a great way to clear a room if you want to be on your own.

Novella · 11-07-2011 02:54AM

Talk about over-thinking things! It's just a fart ffs!

thebullkf · 11-07-2011 02:54AM

Ah.... dutch ovens.....

LETHAL LADY · 11-07-2011 02:55AM

Wolfe Tone wrote: »

I don't know what people did before the smoking ban, I know most of the time I go out to the smoking area its not to smoke, its to let rip

Best be careful around your flammable gasses and girls with lighters.

policarp · 11-07-2011 02:58AM

A roman soldier was executed because of a flatulant issue
more than 2000 years ago.
But of course wer'e not Romans.
So blast away.

Abi · 11-07-2011 03:01AM

Kojak wrote: »

So what you are saying is that you like the smell of a dirty fart?

>_>

My Dad is very comfortable with letting go, he has it down to an hilarious 'squeaky' art. And the faces he makes doing it - then burst out laughing. He never would do it in front of a group of people or anything though.

Still hilarious when he does it :pac:

BluesBerry · 11-07-2011 03:01AM

You need to hold them in around us ladies cause there is nothing funnier than when men hold them in for so long that they escape resulting in a fermented squeaky sounding long one as they desperately try and pretend its not happening by crossing their legs and sitting poker faced resulting in much LOLS :pac:

Degag · 11-07-2011 03:03AM

I reckon all girls secretely love a good fart

Son Of A Vidic · 11-07-2011 03:04AM

OP - Breaking News

Women actually fart, amazing as that may seem to you. I can assure you they do.

BluesBerry · 11-07-2011 03:04AM

policarp wrote: »

A roman soldier was executed because of a flatulant issue
more than 2000 years ago.
But of course wer'e not Romans.
So blast away.

Did the romans not believe that it was rude NOT to fart at dinner time they peed belched and vomited up their food so they could keep on eating
They were a ghastly race :pac:

Abi · 11-07-2011 03:05AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP - Breaking News

Women actually fart, amazing as that may seem to you. I can assure you they do.

Shhhh..... >_>

BluesBerry · 11-07-2011 03:05AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP - Breaking News

Women actually fart, amazing as that may seem to you. I can assure you they do.

LIES!!!!!!!!!!

Surion · 11-07-2011 03:06AM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

OP - Breaking News

Women actually fart, amazing as that may seem to you. I can assure you they do.

I am agog!

Kojak · 11-07-2011 03:07AM

Maybe instead of letting rip, you should bottle it and sell it on e-bay.

BluesBerry · 11-07-2011 03:09AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaDYr284SUk

Degag · 11-07-2011 03:11AM

Kojak wrote: »

Maybe instead of letting rip, you should bottle it and sell it on e-bay.

Seriously man, this.

LETHAL LADY · 11-07-2011 03:12AM

My hubby announces his stinky noxious gases as who stood on the duck, it does make me giggle, but tbh I would still rather not be privy to the stink.:pac:

policarp · 11-07-2011 03:29AM

BluesBerry wrote: »

Did the romans not believe that it was rude NOT to fart at dinner time they peed belched and vomited up their food so they could keep on eating
They were a ghastly race :pac:

Yes but at certain times it was considered offensive.

--LOS-- · 11-07-2011 04:03AM

just fart but don't try and blame your farts on me!

gubbie · 11-07-2011 01:04PM

I had a Czech friend who let her boyfriend fart around her because if you truly love someone then you wouldn't want them to feel uncomfortable. So I let my boyfriend fart around me. He's not a very flatulent man though

billymitchell · 11-07-2011 01:07PM

me and my missus fart and burp around each other all the time, classiest couple you'll ever meet!!!
Dont understand what the big deal is!!

holystungun9 · 11-07-2011 01:10PM

What is the world coming to?? I can't masturbate around women, I can't fart around women, I can't lean in to the girl in front of me and sniff her hair at the bus stop.....Ireland is a sinking ship!

kfallon · 11-07-2011 01:10PM

Just let one rip and then push her head under the duvet so she can mark it out of 10!

I am willing to reciprocate if she lets off a loud 'trump' too!

Farts are comedy gold, for the best effect ever let one rip in a library

Captain Darling · 11-07-2011 01:12PM

And what about girls farting around guys? Nothing funnier then a girl letting one off unintentionally and getting embarrassed over it.

I know this guy who had a feed of guinness one night with his girlfriend (now his wife) and let rip with the stinkest fart the following morning. She was so sick from drink she puked all over the place at the smell of it.

I'm all for farting around people, but if its going to smell like something died up your hole, thats just not on. Not on i tell you!

barone · 11-07-2011 01:13PM

if you cant fart around your woman your never truly gonna be comfortable in her presence,if she's the one for you she will laugh it off,or at the very least tolerate it..

kfallon · 11-07-2011 01:13PM

A good tactic of mine is to also let 4 or 5 farts off in quick succession and when the lady in question looks at me rather angrily I simply retort, "What? I can't stop them, maybe if you stuck your finger up there it might help keep them in!"

:pac:

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