Whats the weirdest dream/nightmare you have had?

Rds1989

I had a nightmare where an atomic went off and killed everyone apart from me and .......gloria hunniford??!! what the hell does that mean?

Galway K9

ammmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....dunno

last man on earth and youd have a chance with gloria hunniford?

4zn76tysfajdxp

Rds1989 wrote: »

I had a nightmare where an atomic went off and killed everyone apart from me and .......gloria hunniford??!! what the hell does that mean?

It means you're Sarah Connor.

AckwelFoley

Being raped by my ex girlfriend

Odd

stevejr

Rds1989 wrote: »

I had a nightmare where an atomic went off and killed everyone apart from me and .......gloria hunniford??!! what the hell does that mean?

Fancy grannies much?...

ArtyM

Rds1989 wrote: »

I had a nightmare where an atomic went off

Bomb or Kitten?

stevejr

snyper wrote: »

Being raped by my ex girlfriend

Odd

Big strap-on/no lube?

marcsignal

That Tram Co in Rathmines was a cool, buzzing night spot, with Excellent tunes, full of nice, easy goin, articulate, and educated clientelle....

Rds1989

ArtyM wrote: »

Bomb or Kitten?

Ha crap, bomb

qz

Dreams are like photos, if I'm not in them and nobody's having sex then I don't want to hear about it.

AckwelFoley

stevejr wrote: »

Big strap-on/no lube?

margarine

Where To

I was taking out the ashes when the loch ness monster chased me because he was attracted by the smell of my mothers cake mix.

Also my earliest childhood memory

stevejr

snyper wrote: »

margarine

Could you believe it wasn't butter?

tightropetom

I dreamt I was walking through the park and had a bad asthma attack. These 3 asthmatics jumped out from behind a bush and started beating me.

(credit to Emo Phillips!)

eskimocat

Standing on the roof of a building, singing down to a crowd of adoring fans with Barbara Streisand and Liza Minnelli, wearing witches outfits and stripy socks, and for the grand finale leaping from the roof and gently floating to the ground using our umbrellas like regular Mary Poppins!!!

It was so real, I checked was I wearing the socks when I woke up !! Mental

poppyvalley

nothing so boring as listening about people's dreams

stevejr

eskimocat wrote: »

Standing on the roof of a building, singing down to a crowd of adoring fans with Barbara Streisand and Liza Minnelli, wearing witches outfits and stripy socks, and for the grand finale leaping from the roof and gently floating to the ground using our umbrellas like regular Mary Poppins!!!

It was so real, I checked was I wearing the socks when I woke up !! Mental

Ah the joys of LSD...

Karona

Had a dream that I was in a shopping centre in Japan and there was an earthquake, there was a load of fires and everything.

Woke up the next morning and heard there was an earthquake in Japan.... very very weird.

eskimocat

No drugs required .... my imagination always tended to be a bit over active at the best of times. Years ago friends regularly threatened to send me for analysis cause my dreams were so freaky. Can you imagine what they would have been like if i had LSD???? :eek:

Rubberlegs

I dreamt I murdered someone, and hid their body in a Rice Crispies box under my bed:eek:

stevejr

73Cat wrote: »

I dreamt I murdered someone, and hid their body in a Rice Crispies box under my bed:eek:

Who'dya off, Snap Crackle or Pop?

Abi

I don't remember most of my dreams, but I have had quite a few apocalyptic dreams. Atomic bombs, fire-balls coming from the sky - that kinda thing. I actually can't watch apocalyptic films


Theres a sleeping and dreaming forum here OP, maybe throw something up there?

poppyvalley wrote: »

nothing so boring as listening about people's dreams

And yet you saw the title, then clicked on it. Strange.

Tarzan_man

Had a dream last nite where I was Mel Gibson. I was in my sitting room acting out the scene where he pops his shoulder back into place from Lethal Weapon. Expect I was dressed as he is in the patriot.

Another recent one was there was floods around my neighborhood, somehow I constructed a jetski and had a great time scootin' round my front and back yards.

df1985

Had an episode of sleep paralysis after a holiday in ibiza last year. in a nutshell you wake up,know youre awake but your body wont move and your dreams become "real" i.e. you start hallucinating. terrifying. I was lying in my bed, couldnt move while i was seeing all these dark figures around me and the bed in a threatening manner.

nightmares are a piece of piss after going through that. roll on ibiza 2011......

General General

First night after my first lucid dream, I dreamt that I'd woken up from a dream where I'd bought what I thought was a bargain, but was in fact a cheap knock-off. Still annoyed as I'd made this stupid mistake, I then slowly realised that I'd just dreamed it... but then woke up 'for real'... went downstairs, got a glass of water, started to get pissed off as I remembered that I was only dreaming that I hadn't overpaid for a crap replica rather than getting a bargain... finally, worked out that I hadn't bought anything & was probably just experiencing some kind of readjustment after lucid dreaming...

TLDR; Fffuuuuuuuu hold on, it's ok... no, wait a minute Ffffuuuuu no, no, it's ok...

& I dreamt last night that my notebook was hacked, removing Linux & installing Windows. Aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

dark crystal

I've had two sex dreams in my life -

In one I was shagging Mr. Bean and in the second I was shagging Tarzan.


Both partners were very enjoyable, as I remember

markievicz

had a dream last night that cats took over the street I live on! I looked out my bedroom window and there were giant cats walking round on their hinds legs, like up straight with army blazers on and guns...seriously freaky! They were all ginger cats aswel :pac:

stevejr

General General wrote: »

First night after my first lucid dream, I dreamt that I'd woken up from a dream where I'd bought what I thought was a bargain, but was in fact a cheap knock-off. Still annoyed as I'd made this stupid mistake, I then slowly realised that I'd just dreamed it... but then woke up 'for real'... went downstairs, got a glass of water, started to get pissed off as I remembered that I was only dreaming that I hadn't overpaid for a crap replica rather than getting a bargain... finally, worked out that I hadn't bought anything & was probably just experiencing some kind of readjustment after lucid dreaming...

I'd say watching Inception was a fcuking nightmare for ya so...

Abi

df1985 wrote: »

Had an episode of sleep paralysis after a holiday in ibiza last year. in a nutshell you wake up,know youre awake but your body wont move and your dreams become "real" i.e. you start hallucinating. terrifying. I was lying in my bed, couldnt move while i was seeing all these dark figures around me and the bed in a threatening manner.

nightmares are a piece of piss after going through that. roll on ibiza 2011......

That happened once or twice to my sister when she was a teenager, she said it was terrifying! I would freak out if it happened to me. I remember seeing a documentary on it before, people claiming it was linked to alien abduction :pac:

df1985

Abi wrote: »

That happened once or twice to my sister when she was a teenager, she said it was terrifying! I would freak out if it happened to me. I remember seeing a documentary on it before, people claiming it was linked to alien abduction :pac:

Jaysus maybe they were the dark figures around me :pac:

General General

stevejr wrote: »

I'd say watching Inception was a fcuking nightmare for ya so...

I was more like this..

Abi

markievicz wrote: »

had a dream last night that cats took over the street I live on! I looked out my bedroom window and there were giant cats walking round on their hinds legs, like up straight with army blazers on and guns...seriously freaky! They were all ginger cats aswel :pac:

I blame the damn Cravendale ads :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6CcxJQq1x8

markievicz

Abi wrote: »

I blame the damn Cravendale ads :pac:


I actually hate cats that was the worst part :pac: definately won't be too fond of them now!

*begins to plan escape route in case of cats taking over*:pac:

patwicklow

I had a nitemare it was on every bit of green land going there was tescos popping up, i just kept running and running, and there was no corner shop to be seen! wow glad i woke up!!:eek:

Cork Lass

markievicz wrote: »

Abi wrote: »

I blame the damn Cravendale ads :pac:


I actually hate cats that was the worst part :pac: definately won't be too fond of them now!

*begins to plan escape route in case of cats taking over*:pac:

Weirdest dream was that my grandfather who had died came back to life and was having tea in our kitchen........ Move over Jesus, there's a new kid on the block.

ilovemybed

My dream last night scared me I dreamt i was in the freezer room in work and the middle shelving unit fell over and onto me . It trapped me and nobody found me until the next morning.

Superbus

poppyvalley wrote: »

nothing so boring as listening about people's dreams

Freud would probably have something to say about that.

CorsetIsTight

dark crystal wrote: »

I've had two sex dreams in my life -

In one I was shagging Mr. Bean and in the second I was shagging Tarzan.


Both partners were very enjoyable, as I remember

I'm almost jealous.

I keep turning down men in my dreams, because I can't be unfaithful to my husband.

Depending on who I turned down, I sometimes wake up and want to slap myself for having denied myself

Pace2008

df1985 wrote: »

Had an episode of sleep paralysis after a holiday in ibiza last year. in a nutshell you wake up,know youre awake but your body wont move and your dreams become "real" i.e. you start hallucinating. terrifying. I was lying in my bed, couldnt move while i was seeing all these dark figures around me and the bed in a threatening manner.

nightmares are a piece of piss after going through that. roll on ibiza 2011......

Sleep paralysis is very much par for the course for me. I've been getting it since I was a teenager and it'd happen to me a few times a month. Completely terrifying at first, but you kinda learn to roll with it after a while. Never please by any means, though, and it tends to go into overdrive a few days after a heavy session.

One of the most whacked out sleep-related experiences happened to me after a week-long binge in Ibiza in 2009. I got in the door to an empty house, big cabbage head on me, threw my bags down, slapped on the telly and vegetated on the couch.

What happened over the next few hours was completely bizarre. My eyes would close, and I'd think I was performing a completely mundane task, only to snap awake a few seconds later and realise I was still glued to the couch. I'd be there counting the money I had left from the holiday, then my eyes would snap open and it'd transpire I was doing nothing of the sort. Up making a sandwich, then, bang - couchlock still in full effect. On the phone to my mate, chatting about the antics of the preceding week...nah, only buzzing. You're still lying there wrapped up in a blanket, watching reruns of Bear Grylls on Discovery Channel.

I basically spent the best part of a day lying there in a borderline catatonic state, believing I was going about my unextraordinary day-to-day activities, only to have my reality shattered on the minute, every minute. It was one of the most disorientating experiences of my life, and the best label I've been able to find thus far to describe the phenomena would be an extreme form of hypnagogia.

I'd say it wasn't worth it, but it totally was.

Dubs

In the dream, I woke up in the middle of the night to find The Mask at the foot of my bed licking my feet. As if this wasn't weird enough, as I ran out of my room and downstairs into the kitchen I came across a range of popular cartoon characters, including Snap, Crackle and Pop, Yogi Bear and Scooby Doo wandering around having the lols together. Creepiest thing was Ned Flanders then walked past the window outside in the dark, caught my eye and waved with a pyschotic look on his face and backed away into the shadows. Never liked him in The Simpsons much after that

JerryHandbag

I dreamt once that I headbutted the priest from The Exorcist. I wont even go into the rest of the dream.

Just watched that David Bowie film "The Man Who Fell To Earth". Bloody strange, I shall be having more weird dreams tonight I think....

OPENROAD

One dream I remember quite well was a dream about Vanessa Carlton.

She was playing a concert but wasn't playing at the piano( which for her is not the norm.), she was just standing up singing, I was one of the backing guitarists, which is a bit strange since I can't play I was doing a top job on guitar though :cool:. Vanessa suddenly walked off stage , I carried on playing guitar but then the mic went and I was trying to fix it

Anyway Vanessa came back on stage and was kind of upset, she told the crowd that she wasn't even going to play the concert as she was sick that morning, thanked everyone and left the stage , I followed her off the stage, she was crying at this stage, I asked her what was wrong? crying she said to me, we must always stick together because.......... my alarm went off :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad: Why does that always happen :(:(

Luxie

Rds1989 wrote: »

I had a nightmare where an atomic went off and killed everyone apart from me and .......gloria hunniford??!! what the hell does that mean?

I was in Paris on a night out and at the end of the night saw the Eiffel tower was on fire. Top bit of it fell off and I pinched it as a souvenir and next thing I'm in New York on the run from Interpol. woke up after that.

Luxie

poppyvalley wrote: »

nothing so boring as listening about people's dreams

Joy of t'internet though is you really REALLY don't have to.

condra

basically this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbxvHbkQ7C8

DEFTLEFTHAND

I have a recurring dream of standing on the gallows waiting to be hung, I wake in a cold sweat just as the trap door opens. Makes me wonder was I hung in a past life or something

Purple Lemons

Going back about 2 months ago I had the same dream every night for a week, that I'd awaken to a screaming baby in each arm. The last night I had the dream I awoke to 2 babies as usual but I couldn't stand their screaming and crying (this was not normal sounding, it was frickin demonic!) so i threw a child out the window

Those very dreams are the reason I've an appointment Monday morning to get a contraceptive implant.

OutlawPete

This one.

Blitzkrieger

I once had a dream that I was fighting vampires on Deep Space Nine that were coming through a stargate. I used to watch a lot of TV.....

ZzubZzub

Last night, Barrack Obama told me his plan to solve world hunger.

To jut get rid of the continent of Africa.

I tried to tell him it's not the best idea and his reply was "sure, t'will be grand lass."

df1985

just a question,

Does anyone else have extremely vivid/lucid dreams of deceased relatives?

Both of my parents have passed away and with both I had extremely vivid dreams. My mam passed away last year so I still get them with her. I know im dreaming in the dream, we have a conversation (which is generally along the lines of me begging her to come back but she saying she cant and is happy where she is) and then it ends with me knowing I/she has to "go back", we say goodbye/hug etc and then I wake up. they can be nice in the sense they feel unbelievably real but extremely upsetting at the same time.I usually wake up in a state.