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Whats the weirdest dream/nightmare you have had?

  • 24-06-2011 08:27PM
    #1
    Rds1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭


    I had a nightmare where an atomic went off and killed everyone apart from me and .......gloria hunniford??!! what the hell does that mean?


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  • #2
    Galway K9
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    ammmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....dunno :confused:

    last man on earth and youd have a chance with gloria hunniford?


  • #3
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Rds1989 wrote: »
    I had a nightmare where an atomic went off and killed everyone apart from me and .......gloria hunniford??!! what the hell does that mean?

    It means you're Sarah Connor.


  • #4
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    Being raped by my ex girlfriend

    Odd


  • #5
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Rds1989 wrote: »
    I had a nightmare where an atomic went off and killed everyone apart from me and .......gloria hunniford??!! what the hell does that mean?


    Fancy grannies much?...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #6
    ArtyM
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭ArtyM


    Rds1989 wrote: »
    I had a nightmare where an atomic went off

    Bomb or Kitten?


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  • #7
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    snyper wrote: »
    Being raped by my ex girlfriend

    Odd


    Big strap-on/no lube?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #8
    marcsignal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    That Tram Co in Rathmines was a cool, buzzing night spot, with Excellent tunes, full of nice, easy goin, articulate, and educated clientelle....


  • #9
    Rds1989
    Closed Accounts Posts: 133 ✭✭Rds1989


    ArtyM wrote: »
    Bomb or Kitten?
    Ha crap, bomb


  • #10
    qz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    Dreams are like photos, if I'm not in them and nobody's having sex then I don't want to hear about it.


  • #11
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,556 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    stevejr wrote: »
    Big strap-on/no lube?

    margarine


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  • #12
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    I was taking out the ashes when the loch ness monster chased me because he was attracted by the smell of my mothers cake mix.

    Also my earliest childhood memory


  • #13
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    snyper wrote: »
    margarine

    Could you believe it wasn't butter?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #14
    tightropetom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    I dreamt I was walking through the park and had a bad asthma attack. These 3 asthmatics jumped out from behind a bush and started beating me. :D

    (credit to Emo Phillips!)


  • #15
    eskimocat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭eskimocat


    Standing on the roof of a building, singing down to a crowd of adoring fans with Barbara Streisand and Liza Minnelli, wearing witches outfits and stripy socks, and for the grand finale leaping from the roof and gently floating to the ground using our umbrellas like regular Mary Poppins!!!

    It was so real, I checked was I wearing the socks when I woke up !! Mental :D


  • #16
    poppyvalley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 372 ✭✭poppyvalley


    nothing so boring as listening about people's dreams


  • #17
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    eskimocat wrote: »
    Standing on the roof of a building, singing down to a crowd of adoring fans with Barbara Streisand and Liza Minnelli, wearing witches outfits and stripy socks, and for the grand finale leaping from the roof and gently floating to the ground using our umbrellas like regular Mary Poppins!!!

    It was so real, I checked was I wearing the socks when I woke up !! Mental :D

    Ah the joys of LSD...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #18
    Karona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    Had a dream that I was in a shopping centre in Japan and there was an earthquake, there was a load of fires and everything.

    Woke up the next morning and heard there was an earthquake in Japan.... very very weird.


  • #19
    eskimocat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭eskimocat


    No drugs required ;).... my imagination always tended to be a bit over active at the best of times. Years ago friends regularly threatened to send me for analysis cause my dreams were so freaky. Can you imagine what they would have been like if i had LSD???? :eek:


  • #20
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I dreamt I murdered someone, and hid their body in a Rice Crispies box under my bed:eek:


  • #21
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    73Cat wrote: »
    I dreamt I murdered someone, and hid their body in a Rice Crispies box under my bed:eek:

    Who'dya off, Snap Crackle or Pop?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • #22
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I don't remember most of my dreams, but I have had quite a few apocalyptic dreams. Atomic bombs, fire-balls coming from the sky - that kinda thing. I actually can't watch apocalyptic films :o


    Theres a sleeping and dreaming forum here OP, maybe throw something up there? :)
    poppyvalley wrote: »
    nothing so boring as listening about people's dreams

    And yet you saw the title, then clicked on it. Strange.


  • #23
    Tarzan_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 122 ✭✭Tarzan_man


    Had a dream last nite where I was Mel Gibson. I was in my sitting room acting out the scene where he pops his shoulder back into place from Lethal Weapon. Expect I was dressed as he is in the patriot.

    Another recent one was there was floods around my neighborhood, somehow I constructed a jetski and had a great time scootin' round my front and back yards.


  • #24
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    Had an episode of sleep paralysis after a holiday in ibiza last year. in a nutshell you wake up,know youre awake but your body wont move and your dreams become "real" i.e. you start hallucinating. terrifying. I was lying in my bed, couldnt move while i was seeing all these dark figures around me and the bed in a threatening manner.

    nightmares are a piece of piss after going through that. roll on ibiza 2011......


  • #25
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    First night after my first lucid dream, I dreamt that I'd woken up from a dream where I'd bought what I thought was a bargain, but was in fact a cheap knock-off. Still annoyed as I'd made this stupid mistake, I then slowly realised that I'd just dreamed it... but then woke up 'for real'... went downstairs, got a glass of water, started to get pissed off as I remembered that I was only dreaming that I hadn't overpaid for a crap replica rather than getting a bargain... finally, worked out that I hadn't bought anything & was probably just experiencing some kind of readjustment after lucid dreaming...

    TLDR; Fffuuuuuuuu hold on, it's ok... no, wait a minute Ffffuuuuu no, no, it's ok...

    & I dreamt last night that my notebook was hacked, removing Linux & installing Windows. Aaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh........


  • #26
    dark crystal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,962 ✭✭✭✭dark crystal


    I've had two sex dreams in my life -

    In one I was shagging Mr. Bean and in the second I was shagging Tarzan.


    Both partners were very enjoyable, as I remember :o


  • #27
    markievicz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 163 ✭✭markievicz


    had a dream last night that cats took over the street I live on! I looked out my bedroom window and there were giant cats walking round on their hinds legs, like up straight with army blazers on and guns...seriously freaky! They were all ginger cats aswel :pac:


  • #28
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    General General wrote: »
    First night after my first lucid dream, I dreamt that I'd woken up from a dream where I'd bought what I thought was a bargain, but was in fact a cheap knock-off. Still annoyed as I'd made this stupid mistake, I then slowly realised that I'd just dreamed it... but then woke up 'for real'... went downstairs, got a glass of water, started to get pissed off as I remembered that I was only dreaming that I hadn't overpaid for a crap replica rather than getting a bargain... finally, worked out that I hadn't bought anything & was probably just experiencing some kind of readjustment after lucid dreaming...


    I'd say watching Inception was a fcuking nightmare for ya so...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #29
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    df1985 wrote: »
    Had an episode of sleep paralysis after a holiday in ibiza last year. in a nutshell you wake up,know youre awake but your body wont move and your dreams become "real" i.e. you start hallucinating. terrifying. I was lying in my bed, couldnt move while i was seeing all these dark figures around me and the bed in a threatening manner.

    nightmares are a piece of piss after going through that. roll on ibiza 2011......

    That happened once or twice to my sister when she was a teenager, she said it was terrifying! I would freak out if it happened to me. I remember seeing a documentary on it before, people claiming it was linked to alien abduction :pac:


  • #30
    df1985
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    Abi wrote: »
    That happened once or twice to my sister when she was a teenager, she said it was terrifying! I would freak out if it happened to me. I remember seeing a documentary on it before, people claiming it was linked to alien abduction :pac:

    Jaysus maybe they were the dark figures around me :pac:


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  • #31
    General General
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭General General


    stevejr wrote: »
    I'd say watching Inception was a fcuking nightmare for ya so...

    I was more like this..


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