Psycho in the car!

Assassin saphir

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car. I frequently lose the head and have been known to get out of the car and scream, rant and rave about peoples stupidity on the road.
This backfired on me a few years ago when i started freaking out because someone was driving up the ass of my car, when i got to the lights i threw open the door and walked back to the car behind me, smacked the drivers window and was just about to let out a string of abuse when i looked at the driver and saw a frail approx 80 y/o women who looked like she was gonna have a stroke on the spot. I quickly retreated back to the car and drove off feeling guilty. However i still continue to scream and swear at stupid drivers... ie people that cut me up, don't indicate, drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

Biggins

Psychiatric assessment.
Next question...

trish23

You need St Pats...

chin_grin

Try a few or all of these.

1. Breathing slowly.
2. Counting.
3. Classical music or any tunes you like.

They work. Believe me! :pac:

cosmicfart

Its called road rage. In your case id stop driving the car altogether. Go home and watch dude were is my car, you will enjoy it more!

Ricardo G

Does your number plate read ''D FENS'' by any chance??

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I lose the plot in the car as well but I quite enjoy it, me roaring and punching the roof is usually folllowed by a bout of laughing.
It's a great stress reliever

I wouldn't get out of the car though. That's mental.

On another not, you only have 52 posts but you have coughed up the subscription.
Cén fáth? S&S?

Assassin saphir

Ricardo G wrote: »

Does your number plate read ''D FENS'' by any chance??

Yes all i wanted was a wammy burger

GSI

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car. I frequently lose the head and have been known to get out of the car and scream, rant and rave about peoples stupidity on the road.
This backfired on me a few years ago when i started freaking out because someone was driving up the ass of my car, when i got to the lights i threw open the door and walked back to the car behind me, smacked the drivers window and was just about to let out a string of abuse when i looked at the driver and saw a frail approx 80 y/o women who looked like she was gonna have a stroke on the spot. I quickly retreated back to the car and drove off feeling guilty. However i still continue to scream and swear at stupid drivers... ie people that cut me up, don't indicate, drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

You sir, are my hero.

CoalBucket

A good kick in the hole and then psychiatric assessment is what id recommend

Kiera

I'd like to call you a few names but i'd probably get banned. Grow up!

Assassin saphir

Lyra Powerful Hiker wrote: »

I lose the plot in the car as well but I quite enjoy it, me roaring and punching the roof is usually folllowed by a bout of laughing.
It's a great stress reliever

I wouldn't get out of the car though. That's mental.

On another not, you only have 52 posts but you have coughed up the subscription.
Cén fáth? S&S?

Not for S&s i'm just have too much time and money on my hands

OutlawPete

OP, the cure is Lyric FM, chills the soul.

whiskeyman

I just smile psychotically at anyone who cuts in front etc...
Scares the bejesus outta them.

seanybiker

I'm kinda sickened it was an old woman that surprised you in the car Tbh. Pity it wasn't some lunatic fighter fella and he kicked the arse off ya.
No problem with people having a little whinge because of other road users but the over reacting road warriors wreck my bulb.

easyeason3

I always do this especially to people too slow to get off a roundabout etc.
Are they waiting for a fcuking invitation?
But I don't blow the horn or get out to people though. I'll just sit there stewing in my own importance.

Assassin saphir

GSI wrote: »

You sir, are my hero.

i'm not a dude

Johro

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

Banger management.

GSI

Assassin saphir wrote: »

i'm not a dude

Wait.....your a girl? Could this get any better?a hot girl getting out of her car to "teach you a lesson", "to give you a real going over"
anytime:D
:D

wolf moon

Assassin saphir wrote: »

So are you like this....

i would be like that a bit, but not to the point that i get off my car and abuse other drivers. there is a significant risk that i could pick a wrong person and end up driving my own wheelchair for the rest of my days. life's full of surprises you know...

i hope we never meet on the road.

trish23

Are you seriously saying an 80y/o drove your ass??? What u at?

Assassin saphir

trish23 wrote: »

Are you seriously saying an 80y/o drove your ass??? What u at?

it was in the city...i was obeying the speed limit

Assassin saphir

Kiera wrote: »

I'd like to call you a few names but i'd probably get banned. Grow up!

geez sorry mom

Kiera

Assassin saphir wrote: »

it was in the city...i was obeying the speed limit

Pity you werent obeying any manners! Next time you might not be so lucky to get away with your behavior!

sollar

I'd say you had a glance in the rear view mirror before you got out to jar that old lady

cosmicfart

Pack of el wans on here LOL

Canis Lupus

Assassin saphir wrote: »

geez sorry mom

Having a swear at poor driving by others = fine.

Getting out of your car and hitting someone elses car just drops you into the scummer/retard section of society. I've no time for that behaviour.

squod

Assassin saphir wrote: »

drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

Hope you're posting from another country OP. Another country that has fast lanes. Over here we have overtaking lanes, only to be used when overtaking!!!!! (:mad:)

up for anything

My curiosity is piqued! How does the OP get to have four filled in stars same as Biggins underneath her but she's new and only got a few posts under her belt and what do the stars mean anyway.


As to the topic, I have a bad temper both in and out of the car.

kfallon

Tbh if you keep getting out of your car and swearing at people OP it's just a matter of time before you get a 'boot' in the 'gearbox'!

That'll teach ya :rolleyes:

emeraldstar

Aw, I thought this thread was going to have a cool story more along the lines of this: http://tinyurl.com/6jlqgw6

westendgirlie

A PETTY row over driving slowly away from a set of traffic lights resulted in Ireland's first road-rage killing.
Two drivers clashed verbally as they made off in the same direction.
But the disagreement turned ugly when one driver grabbed a hurley from the boot of his vehicle and attacked Englishman Raymond Bates, hitting him several times on the head and body.
Mr Bates died in hospital on Thursday night after the attack in Sandymount, south Dublin, on Sunday evening.
Gardai are now awaiting the outcome of a post-mortem examination on the body of the victim before deciding on their next move.
The post-mortem was due to have been carried out yesterday but was delayed pending the arrival of his medical records from his native England.
The 49-year-old victim was battered on the head and body with a hurley after an earlier verbal confrontation with the driver of another vehicle.
Mr Bates had been living in a rented apartment in Sandymount, where he was working with a construction company laying a gas pipeline.
He was a regular visitor here on contract work and spent the rest of the time with his family in a three-bedroomed, semi-detached house at Dinting Road, Peterlee, Durham.
Gardai are following a definite line of inquiry and have already interviewed the driver of the other vehicle involved in the incident.
The man, who left the scene after the clash, spoke to gardai after his vehicle was traced.
Relatives and friends of Mr Bates, who had travelled from England to be at his bedside in Beaumont Hospital, returned home yesterday afternoon.
There were emotional scenes prior to their departure as they gathered at the Regency Hotel, close to the airport.
Mr Bates's wife, Brenda, who was on crutches, and the couple's three sons were hugged by friends. Many of the group were visibly upset and some were in tears.
A man identifying himself as Mr Bates's brother told the Irish Independent that they were too devastated to comment on the tragedy.
Meanwhile, neighbours of Mr Bates in Peterlee spoke of their shock over the death.
A friend of the family delivered a condolence card to the house yesterday afternoon. He said: "I'm sending a card to Brenda to say how sorry I am to hear about her husband. Ray was a happy-go-lucky kind of man. They are a nice family."
The road rage incident -- the first in Ireland to result in a death -- took place at the junction of Sandymount Road, Newbridge Avenue and Tritonville Road in Sandymount, at around 7.25pm on Sunday.
Argument
It stemmed apparently from an argument between the drivers of two vehicles as they took off in the same direction from a set of traffic lights.
One driver was unhappy that the other was not moving quickly away and it resulted in an exchange of words.
The driver of the other vehicle-- who was accompanied by two passengers, including a child, and who is from the locality -- then jumped out and grabbed a hurley from the boot.
He began striking Mr Bates's car on the bonnet and when the Englishman got out of the car, he was struck several times on the head and body with the hurley.
The driver of the other vehicle did not remain at the scene after the incident.
Mr Bates returned home, but was unwell the next morning and feeling disoriented. A friend sought help and Mr Bates was taken by ambulance to St Vincent's Hospital but was later transferred to Beaumont where he died on Thursday night.
A number of witnesses have already been interviewed by gardai and officers are now seeking passengers on a No 2 bus, which passed through the area at the time.

Anyone who witnessed the incident has been asked to contact gardai at Irishtown garda station, tel 01 6669600

Rant and Rave in your own car but seriously, what makes you think you're any better at driving?

trish23

Assassin saphir wrote: »

i'm not a dude

You ain't no dudess either

opalsphere

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car. I frequently lose the head and have been known to get out of the car and scream, rant and rave about peoples stupidity on the road.
This backfired on me a few years ago when i started freaking out because someone was driving up the ass of my car, when i got to the lights i threw open the door and walked back to the car behind me, smacked the drivers window and was just about to let out a string of abuse when i looked at the driver and saw a frail approx 80 y/o women who looked like she was gonna have a stroke on the spot. I quickly retreated back to the car and drove off feeling guilty. However i still continue to scream and swear at stupid drivers... ie people that cut me up, don't indicate, drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

OMG! You get out of your car? You almost attacked an old lady? :eek: You have probably taken away her confidence and now she will be forever housebound because of your behaviour. Feel ashamed. Feel very ashamed. I get annoyed about the same things but the worst I would do would be to flash lights and beep at them....

Seloth

A guys car broke down at some traffics lights the other day and the driver behind his started waving his arms around and waking his wheel.

Me and my dad were in stiches watching him.

cesc77

sollar wrote: »

I'd say you had a glance in the rear view mirror before you got out to jar that old lady

OP,you are a muppet of the highest order.You should always look in the mirror to see who has peeved you before doing anything.

When you were approaching the ladys car you had to have seen how elderly she was.You are failing on a couple of points so far but the most telling one, is that call yourself a female.

Sad sign of the times when wimmens are becoming so aggressive.You are an anomaly though,as I find female drivers(crap:pac:)more willing to apologise and acknowledge mistakes in traffic.

You are a mad bint and I pray that you dont have kids,you warrior of the roads.

Never,ever,leave your car.

mod: poster banned.

Saila

cesc77 wrote: »

OP,you are a muppet of the highest order.You should always look in the mirror to see who has peeved you before doing anything.

When you were approaching the ladys car you had to have seen how elderly she was.You are failing on a couple of points so far but the most telling one, is that call yourself a female.

Sad sign of the times when wimmens are becoming so aggressive.You are an anomaly though,as I find female drivers(crap:pac:)more willing to apologise and acknowledge mistakes in traffic.

You are a mad bint and I pray that you dont have kids,you warrior of the roads.

Never,ever,leave your car.

owned!

I mean cesc77

Napper Hawkins

Yeah, as much as I'd like to give someone a bollocking for being a **** driver, I'm also aware that there are some very, very dangerous loopers out there who will be quite happy to give you a fast pass to an early grave should you give them an excuse.

Not worth it.

cesc77

Seloth wrote: »

A guys car broke down at some traffics lights the other day and the driver behind his started waving his arms around and **** his wheel.

Me and my dad were in stiches watching him.

Jesus,I dont think I would appreciate another male doing that

blackbird98

Assassin saphir wrote: »

do i need psychiatric assessment?

YES!!!

Assassin saphir wrote: »

i'm not a dude

Ah, that explains it!!! Maybe all the other drivers are not in the wrong!!!

May I suggest driving lessons???? :rolleyes:

stovelid

These things sort themselves out in the end.

Somebody is just going to give you a kicking sooner or later.

DarkJager

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car. I frequently lose the head and have been known to get out of the car and scream, rant and rave about peoples stupidity on the road.
This backfired on me a few years ago when i started freaking out because someone was driving up the ass of my car, when i got to the lights i threw open the door and walked back to the car behind me, smacked the drivers window and was just about to let out a string of abuse when i looked at the driver and saw a frail approx 80 y/o women who looked like she was gonna have a stroke on the spot. I quickly retreated back to the car and drove off feeling guilty. However i still continue to scream and swear at stupid drivers... ie people that cut me up, don't indicate, drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

60kph drivers make me cry with despair. They are exactly the type of people that make me wish I had rockets on the car to blow them out of my way.

funk-you

Kiera wrote: »

I'd like to call you a few names but i'd probably get banned. Grow up!

I never got this. Either have the balls to do it or fuck up and be civil. The OP had some road rage, no-one got hurt and the world's still spinning. No need for almost name calling.

OP, deep breaths and never get out of the car. You'll either kill or be killed.

-Funk

Kiera

funk-you wrote: »

I never got this. Either have the balls to do it or fuck up and be civil. The OP had some road rage, no-one got hurt and the world's still spinning. No need for almost name calling.

OP, deep breaths and never get out of the car. You'll either kill or be killed.

-Funk

I dont want to be banned but i'm sure she can think of some pretty nasty names and pretend i'm calling her them

How do you know no one got hurt? Were you with the old lady after she was roared at? :rolleyes:

-Kiera

sbsquarepants

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car. I frequently lose the head and have been known to get out of the car and scream, rant and rave about peoples stupidity on the road.
This backfired on me a few years ago when i started freaking out because someone was driving up the ass of my car, when i got to the lights i threw open the door and walked back to the car behind me, smacked the drivers window and was just about to let out a string of abuse when i looked at the driver and saw a frail approx 80 y/o women who looked like she was gonna have a stroke on the spot. I quickly retreated back to the car and drove off feeling guilty. However i still continue to scream and swear at stupid drivers... ie people that cut me up, don't indicate, drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

Do you need psychiatric assessment? No
Do you need to stop being an a$shole? Definitely

funk-you

Kiera wrote: »

I dont want to be banned but i'm sure she can think of some pretty nasty names and pretend i'm calling her them

How do you know no one got hurt? Were you with the old lady after she was roared at? :rolleyes:

-Kiera

Yeah, she's my granny...

-Funk

Teyla Emmagan

You're a tool OP.

mod: poster banned.

Seachmall

Assassin saphir wrote: »

when i got to the lights i threw open the door and walked back to the car behind me, smacked the drivers window

I saw a guy do this once. He got his ass whooped by the guy in the car, and the guy's mate in the car behind him.

Don't be that hard man retard.

_feedback_

I'd just laugh in your face if you did that with me OP, but you'll get the wrong person some day. If they do nothing there and then, they'll follow you and slash your tyres or something.

You're the one that looks silly if you carry on like that.

TheZohanS

funk-you wrote: »

OP, deep breaths and never get out of the car. You'll either kill or be killed.

-Funk

That's it exactly. No matter what another car driver does to you as soon as you get out of your car to remonstrate you're in the wrong and a Garda will crucify you for it saying it's road-rage and that you're taking the law into your own hands. Best thing to do is count to ten, and if it's still a big deal then report the other driver to the cops.

A couple of months ago I was practically ran off the road by another driver, my own vehicle at the time was faster than his and I could have went after him, but I didn't. About 3km up the road the same guy was pulled in at the side of the road by an unmarked Garda car with blue lights flashing. Justice was served.

Mr Benevolent

I notice the OP hasn't posted lately on this thread. Maybe she's realised that she's a psychopathic scumbag?