Psycho in the car!

Assassin saphir · 09-06-2011 10:44PM #1

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car. I frequently lose the head and have been known to get out of the car and scream, rant and rave about peoples stupidity on the road.
This backfired on me a few years ago when i started freaking out because someone was driving up the ass of my car, when i got to the lights i threw open the door and walked back to the car behind me, smacked the drivers window and was just about to let out a string of abuse when i looked at the driver and saw a frail approx 80 y/o women who looked like she was gonna have a stroke on the spot. I quickly retreated back to the car and drove off feeling guilty. However i still continue to scream and swear at stupid drivers... ie people that cut me up, don't indicate, drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

Biggins · 09-06-2011 10:45PM

Psychiatric assessment.
Next question...

trish23 · 09-06-2011 10:45PM

You need St Pats...

chin_grin · 09-06-2011 10:47PM

Try a few or all of these.

1. Breathing slowly.
2. Counting.
3. Classical music or any tunes you like.

They work. Believe me! :pac:

cosmicfart · 09-06-2011 10:47PM

Its called road rage. In your case id stop driving the car altogether. Go home and watch dude were is my car, you will enjoy it more!

Ricardo G · 09-06-2011 10:47PM

Does your number plate read ''D FENS'' by any chance??

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 09-06-2011 10:48PM

I lose the plot in the car as well but I quite enjoy it, me roaring and punching the roof is usually folllowed by a bout of laughing.
It's a great stress reliever

I wouldn't get out of the car though. That's mental.

On another not, you only have 52 posts but you have coughed up the subscription.
Cén fáth? S&S?

Assassin saphir · 09-06-2011 10:48PM

Ricardo G wrote: »

Does your number plate read ''D FENS'' by any chance??

Yes all i wanted was a wammy burger

GSI · 09-06-2011 10:49PM

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car. I frequently lose the head and have been known to get out of the car and scream, rant and rave about peoples stupidity on the road.
This backfired on me a few years ago when i started freaking out because someone was driving up the ass of my car, when i got to the lights i threw open the door and walked back to the car behind me, smacked the drivers window and was just about to let out a string of abuse when i looked at the driver and saw a frail approx 80 y/o women who looked like she was gonna have a stroke on the spot. I quickly retreated back to the car and drove off feeling guilty. However i still continue to scream and swear at stupid drivers... ie people that cut me up, don't indicate, drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

You sir, are my hero.

CoalBucket · 09-06-2011 10:49PM

A good kick in the hole and then psychiatric assessment is what id recommend

Kiera · 09-06-2011 10:50PM

I'd like to call you a few names but i'd probably get banned. Grow up!

Assassin saphir · 09-06-2011 10:50PM

Lyra Powerful Hiker wrote: »

I lose the plot in the car as well but I quite enjoy it, me roaring and punching the roof is usually folllowed by a bout of laughing.
It's a great stress reliever

I wouldn't get out of the car though. That's mental.

On another not, you only have 52 posts but you have coughed up the subscription.
Cén fáth? S&S?

Not for S&s i'm just have too much time and money on my hands

OutlawPete · 09-06-2011 10:51PM

OP, the cure is Lyric FM, chills the soul.

whiskeyman · 09-06-2011 10:51PM

I just smile psychotically at anyone who cuts in front etc...
Scares the bejesus outta them.

seanybiker · 09-06-2011 10:51PM

I'm kinda sickened it was an old woman that surprised you in the car Tbh. Pity it wasn't some lunatic fighter fella and he kicked the arse off ya.
No problem with people having a little whinge because of other road users but the over reacting road warriors wreck my bulb.

easyeason3 · 09-06-2011 10:51PM

I always do this especially to people too slow to get off a roundabout etc.
Are they waiting for a fcuking invitation?
But I don't blow the horn or get out to people though. I'll just sit there stewing in my own importance.

Assassin saphir · 09-06-2011 10:52PM

GSI wrote: »

You sir, are my hero.

i'm not a dude

Johro · 09-06-2011 10:53PM

Assassin saphir wrote: »

Generally i am a calm, quiet and rational person...that is until i get in my car.

So are you like this....
Is this normal or do i need psychiatric assessment?

Banger management.

GSI · 09-06-2011 10:54PM

Assassin saphir wrote: »

i'm not a dude

Wait.....your a girl? Could this get any better?a hot girl getting out of her car to "teach you a lesson", "to give you a real going over"

anytime:D

:D

wolf moon · 09-06-2011 10:56PM

Assassin saphir wrote: »

So are you like this....

i would be like that a bit, but not to the point that i get off my car and abuse other drivers. there is a significant risk that i could pick a wrong person and end up driving my own wheelchair for the rest of my days. life's full of surprises you know...

i hope we never meet on the road.

trish23 · 09-06-2011 10:56PM

Are you seriously saying an 80y/o drove your ass??? What u at?

Assassin saphir · 09-06-2011 10:58PM

trish23 wrote: »

Are you seriously saying an 80y/o drove your ass??? What u at?

it was in the city...i was obeying the speed limit

Assassin saphir · 09-06-2011 11:00PM

Kiera wrote: »

I'd like to call you a few names but i'd probably get banned. Grow up!

geez sorry mom

Kiera · 09-06-2011 11:01PM

Assassin saphir wrote: »

it was in the city...i was obeying the speed limit

Pity you werent obeying any manners! Next time you might not be so lucky to get away with your behavior!

sollar · 09-06-2011 11:01PM

I'd say you had a glance in the rear view mirror before you got out to jar that old lady

cosmicfart · 09-06-2011 11:01PM

Pack of el wans on here LOL

Canis Lupus · 09-06-2011 11:03PM

Assassin saphir wrote: »

geez sorry mom

Having a swear at poor driving by others = fine.

Getting out of your car and hitting someone elses car just drops you into the scummer/retard section of society. I've no time for that behaviour.

squod · 09-06-2011 11:09PM

Assassin saphir wrote: »

drive too slow in the fast lane etc.

Hope you're posting from another country OP. Another country that has fast lanes. Over here we have overtaking lanes, only to be used when overtaking!!!!! (:mad:)

up for anything · 09-06-2011 11:17PM

My curiosity is piqued! How does the OP get to have four filled in stars same as Biggins underneath her but she's new and only got a few posts under her belt and what do the stars mean anyway.

As to the topic, I have a bad temper both in and out of the car.

kfallon · 09-06-2011 11:21PM

Tbh if you keep getting out of your car and swearing at people OP it's just a matter of time before you get a 'boot' in the 'gearbox'!

That'll teach ya :rolleyes:

emeraldstar · 09-06-2011 11:22PM

Aw, I thought this thread was going to have a cool story more along the lines of this: http://tinyurl.com/6jlqgw6

Psycho in the car!

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