toilet graffiti

smokedeels

I've never made a contribution myself, but I enjoy some of the finer examples of the craft.

I read this nugget recently…

"Interested in time travel? Meet me here last Tuesday!"

orourkeda

want a blow job?

call (086) ............

Hasnt worked yet

kfallon

orourkeda wrote: »

want a blow job?

call (086) ............

Hasnt worked yet

You give out blowjobs??? :eek:

Screaminmidget

"Up the ra"

rockmongrel

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/drunk-octopus.jpg

Absolute art.

landsleaving

If you ever want an idea of the intelligence level of the average undergraduate, go to the college toilets.

Clue - it's low.

DrumSteve

I vandalised the jacks yesterday after that burrito I had. I actually upset myself a little bit.

orourkeda

DrumSteve wrote: »

I vandalised the jacks yesterday after that burrito I had. I actually upset myself a little bit.

pebble dashing is great

h2005

this is pretty good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzewbVKSwEo&feature=player_embedded

Chris P. Bacon

Here I sit broken hearted...i came to shit...but i only farted

DrumSteve

orourkeda wrote: »

pebble dashing is great

Sounded more like I dropped an anchor

Rawhead

Saw this in a building site jacks in London once.

Don't beam me now Scotty,

I'm having a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

kfallon

orourkeda wrote: »

yeah drop them

Brush your teeth first!

Amalgam

This is where Napoleon pulled his Bonaparte. (long gone.. Bewley's South Great Georges Street)

..Brian..

Saw a pretty unorigional, "I rode you Ma!" scribbled in the jacks in a pub in town a while ago but underneath it was the genius come back, "Your drunk Da, go home!"

Haha

brendanL

heheheh I've seen loads of jems repeated on the walls

In a showers for a workshop 'Shower shorts... for the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to'
stolen from scrubs... but meh still good

On left wall of a toilet cubicle... 'Toilet Tennis!!! Look Right'
On right wall of toilet cubicle... 'Look Left!!!'

always cracks me up XD

ermmm oh then there was the time I seen a very elaborately written
Java class for a program that consisted of the average journey to the bathroom... it was pretty epic.

Hmm the last few are in toilets because they are toilet jokes... XD
so I converted them to be boards friendly:

Chuck norris was -cough- having a good time with a fine lady friend
when at the time of climax.. he missed and it landed on an automotive vehicle, this vehicle reacted to the liquid discharged upon it and morphed. This was the birth of Optimus Prime.

Cisco ain't no Disco

-below an advice on 'depressed' poster in a toilet cubicle that states you can make an appointment with the person-
Been to see her??? Rate her Rack out of 10!
1 I hate women.


...I generally enjoy the read they provide while taking care of the buisness at hand.

Frank Black

I once drew a checker-board pattern on the inside of the door and wrote 'Death to all Pattern Sensitive Epileptics' underneath.

beano345

On left wall of a toilet cubicle... 'Toilet Tennis!!! Look Right'
On right wall of toilet cubicle... 'Look Left!!!'

have seen this cracks me up too:D

in the cubicle of my old job: "you have now entered the matrix don't panic in here you can dodge bullets and stuff"

ROCKMAN

often want to try this,
Start sentence just above the urinal and make it a single line ..

IF YOU ARE GOING TO READ THIS SENTENCE ,YOU WILL HAVE TO READ IT THE WHOLE WAY TO THE END ,IF YOU DO ! WELL DONE..ONLY DOWNSIDE IS YOU ARE NOW MORE THAN LIKELY PISSING ON YOUR OWN OR YOUR NEIGHBOURS SHOES

FatherLen

some come here to shit and stink
others come here to sit and think.
i come her to scratch my balls
and write graffiti on the walls.

Paxmanwithinfo

Read on a toilet wall about toilet wall graffiti in Glasgow...



Why do people always write "F*ck the Pope" on toliet walls in Glasgow?"

......

Response

"Because it's easier to write than.....


F*CK the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland...


No religious offence intended either way!

blaze1

Someone wrote this in the jax in work

lets play toilet tennis....Look left

You look left and it says look right.....

Head wrecking, but I challenge anyone not to do it

Rds1989

Trinity college: "Brian Cowen ate my future", a drawing of a glory hole with a pretty drawing of an ass, "Emmet Stagg is my patronus (harry potter reference), a gridded questionaire of what you intend to do in the toilet. "Oscar wilde waz buggered ere"

Itchyness

For the painters work was all in vain
The shithouse poet has struck again

Class!

CorkMan

I wonder if anybody ever threw a lot of shit onto the toilet wall and pissed all over the place?

You hear stories of it happening in house shares, why not colleges?

crazygeryy

willie rashers and hatchet woz ere.

dont ask ive no idea.

WindSock

I prefer the men's jacks for graffiti, its woeful in the women's. All love the world nonsense.

bigwormbundoran

I used to be indecisive, but now, im not so sure

Good ould Alan Partridge

TheZohanS

http://www.nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/alien-condom.jpg

pablomakaveli

I dont get why people always draw cocks in the stalls. Why not draw a nice pair of tits instead? Nicer to look at.

dr.bollocko

A jax in limerick had a strange question.
"What was in the briefcase in pulp fiction?"

RepublicanEagle

One toilet, don't know why but I nearly shi t myself laughing (pun intended)

"If you're happy and you know it do a poo"

smokedeels

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Why not draw a nice pair of tits instead?

The queue to the toilet would be huge

RepublicanEagle

The best one I have ever seen was in a toilet in the US.

"Flush twice, it's a long way back to Harlem"

Ditch

I once did some work in a place where a load of right brainy bastards worked. Scientists and Research Engineers for space / defence systems.

The stuff on the walls in the loos there was mind bending! Truly intelligent sh!t wit. Sadly, that was aeons ago and I now can't recall a word of it :rolleyes:


One I'll always remember from my old local though:

" I Am, Therefore I Think. Descartes before the horse. "

ROS123

An old one

If in this jacks there is no paper
Then behind the door there is a scraper
If the scraper cannot be found
Then slide your a*** along the ground

efb

Murt loves t!ts

Numina

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Here I sit broken hearted...i came to shit...but i only farted

The collective justifiably award you no points.

Pinturicchio

"Some come here to sit and ponder. Some come here to shít like thunder. I come here to scratch my balls and write graffiti on the walls."

TheBunk1

you left out half of it....

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Here I sit broken hearted...i came to shit...but i only farted

...a fart so strong it shook the bowl
and burnt the hair around my hole. :eek:

cosanostra

Jofel Then why don't you pick him up!

Alter-Ego

The classic on the condom machine is "Insert baby for refund"

garv123

written on the toilets in school back in the day

here i sit broken hearted,
need to ****, but only farted,
a fart so loud,it burst the bowl
and burnt the hair, round my ar$e hole

Armin_Tamzarian

dr.bollocko wrote: »

A jax in limerick had a strange question.
"What was in the briefcase in pulp fiction?"

"How did the shells work in Demolition Man?" might be more apt.


"Flush hard, it's a long way to the canteen" - DCU.
It's funny because it is true.

PomBear

http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/main/2011_03/beware-of-limbo-dancers.jpg

Saw this gem in NUIG the other day, not my pic!

aido179

Ive always wanted to go into a stall with a permanent marker and cover the entire cubicle in an elaborate design just to see the reaction. It would have to be well done though. a half arsed attempt <cough> wouldn't cut it.

I saw a loading bar drawn on a cubicle in college once. one day it had two bits drawn (like this: ) then the next time i was there, there was about six in different pens ala: -[/COLOR]---____]


(quick edit, when i say "see the reaction..." i mean what is written on the wall after a while....not litereally watch people reaction)

vampire of kilmainham

orourkeda wrote: »

want a blow job?

call (086) ............

Hasnt worked yet

have ya got the full number:D

thetonynator

Who actually brings permanent markers to the toilet?!

vampire of kilmainham

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I dont get why people always draw cocks in the stalls. Why not draw a nice pair of tits instead? Nicer to look at.

because it's gay stuff

vampire of kilmainham

RepublicanEagle wrote: »

The best one I have ever seen was in a toilet in the US.

"Flush twice, it's a long way back to Harlem"

yea iv seen that in a few toilets in NY

nullzero

I saw this scrawled on a toilet wall in work years ago, it was a good 'un...

"If you find there is no paper,
under the pot there is a scraper.
If the scraper can't be found,
drag your arse along the ground"