toilet graffiti

smokedeels · 06-05-2011 01:07PM #1

I've never made a contribution myself, but I enjoy some of the finer examples of the craft.

I read this nugget recently…

"Interested in time travel? Meet me here last Tuesday!"

orourkeda · 06-05-2011 01:09PM

want a blow job?

call (086) ............

Hasnt worked yet

kfallon · 06-05-2011 01:10PM

orourkeda wrote: »

want a blow job?

call (086) ............

Hasnt worked yet

You give out blowjobs??? :eek:

Screaminmidget · 06-05-2011 01:11PM

"Up the ra"

rockmongrel · 06-05-2011 01:12PM

http://picchore.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/drunk-octopus.jpg

Absolute art.

landsleaving · 06-05-2011 01:13PM

If you ever want an idea of the intelligence level of the average undergraduate, go to the college toilets.

Clue - it's low.

DrumSteve · 06-05-2011 01:13PM

I vandalised the jacks yesterday after that burrito I had. I actually upset myself a little bit.

orourkeda · 06-05-2011 01:14PM

DrumSteve wrote: »

I vandalised the jacks yesterday after that burrito I had. I actually upset myself a little bit.

pebble dashing is great

h2005 · 06-05-2011 01:15PM

this is pretty good http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzewbVKSwEo&feature=player_embedded

Chris P. Bacon · 06-05-2011 01:16PM

Here I sit broken hearted...i came to shit...but i only farted

DrumSteve · 06-05-2011 01:17PM

orourkeda wrote: »

pebble dashing is great

Sounded more like I dropped an anchor

Rawhead · 06-05-2011 01:18PM

Saw this in a building site jacks in London once.

Don't beam me now Scotty,

I'm having a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

kfallon · 06-05-2011 01:19PM

orourkeda wrote: »

yeah drop them

Brush your teeth first!

Amalgam · 06-05-2011 01:20PM

This is where Napoleon pulled his Bonaparte. (long gone.. Bewley's South Great Georges Street)

..Brian.. · 06-05-2011 01:22PM

Saw a pretty unorigional, "I rode you Ma!" scribbled in the jacks in a pub in town a while ago but underneath it was the genius come back, "Your drunk Da, go home!"

Haha

brendanL · 06-05-2011 01:24PM

heheheh I've seen loads of jems repeated on the walls

In a showers for a workshop 'Shower shorts... for the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to'
stolen from scrubs... but meh still good

On left wall of a toilet cubicle... 'Toilet Tennis!!! Look Right'
On right wall of toilet cubicle... 'Look Left!!!'

always cracks me up XD

ermmm oh then there was the time I seen a very elaborately written
Java class for a program that consisted of the average journey to the bathroom... it was pretty epic.

Hmm the last few are in toilets because they are toilet jokes... XD
so I converted them to be boards friendly:

Chuck norris was -cough- having a good time with a fine lady friend
when at the time of climax.. he missed and it landed on an automotive vehicle, this vehicle reacted to the liquid discharged upon it and morphed. This was the birth of Optimus Prime.

Cisco ain't no Disco

-below an advice on 'depressed' poster in a toilet cubicle that states you can make an appointment with the person-
Been to see her??? Rate her Rack out of 10!
1 I hate women.

...I generally enjoy the read they provide while taking care of the buisness at hand.

Frank Black · 06-05-2011 01:27PM

I once drew a checker-board pattern on the inside of the door and wrote 'Death to all Pattern Sensitive Epileptics' underneath.

beano345 · 06-05-2011 01:30PM

On left wall of a toilet cubicle... 'Toilet Tennis!!! Look Right'
On right wall of toilet cubicle... 'Look Left!!!'

have seen this cracks me up too:D

in the cubicle of my old job: "you have now entered the matrix don't panic in here you can dodge bullets and stuff"

ROCKMAN · 06-05-2011 01:39PM

often want to try this,
Start sentence just above the urinal and make it a single line ..

IF YOU ARE GOING TO READ THIS SENTENCE ,YOU WILL HAVE TO READ IT THE WHOLE WAY TO THE END ,IF YOU DO ! WELL DONE..ONLY DOWNSIDE IS YOU ARE NOW MORE THAN LIKELY PISSING ON YOUR OWN OR YOUR NEIGHBOURS SHOES

FatherLen · 06-05-2011 02:09PM

some come here to shit and stink
others come here to sit and think.
i come her to scratch my balls
and write graffiti on the walls.

Paxmanwithinfo · 06-05-2011 02:16PM

Read on a toilet wall about toilet wall graffiti in Glasgow...

Why do people always write "F*ck the Pope" on toliet walls in Glasgow?"

......

Response

"Because it's easier to write than.....

F*CK the Moderator of the General Assembly of the Church of Scotland...

No religious offence intended either way!

blaze1 · 06-05-2011 02:20PM

Someone wrote this in the jax in work

lets play toilet tennis....Look left

You look left and it says look right.....

Head wrecking, but I challenge anyone not to do it

Rds1989 · 06-05-2011 03:32PM

Trinity college: "Brian Cowen ate my future", a drawing of a glory hole with a pretty drawing of an ass, "Emmet Stagg is my patronus (harry potter reference), a gridded questionaire of what you intend to do in the toilet. "Oscar wilde waz buggered ere"

Itchyness · 06-05-2011 03:42PM

For the painters work was all in vain
The shithouse poet has struck again

Class!

CorkMan · 06-05-2011 03:52PM

I wonder if anybody ever threw a lot of shit onto the toilet wall and pissed all over the place?

You hear stories of it happening in house shares, why not colleges?