toilet graffiti

RepublicanEagle · 06-05-2011 04:41PM

One toilet, don't know why but I nearly shi t myself laughing (pun intended)

"If you're happy and you know it do a poo"

smokedeels · 06-05-2011 04:44PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

Why not draw a nice pair of tits instead?

The queue to the toilet would be huge

RepublicanEagle · 06-05-2011 04:48PM

The best one I have ever seen was in a toilet in the US.

"Flush twice, it's a long way back to Harlem"

Ditch · 06-05-2011 04:55PM

I once did some work in a place where a load of right brainy bastards worked. Scientists and Research Engineers for space / defence systems.

The stuff on the walls in the loos there was mind bending! Truly intelligent sh!t wit. Sadly, that was aeons ago and I now can't recall a word of it :rolleyes:

One I'll always remember from my old local though:

" I Am, Therefore I Think. Descartes before the horse. "

ROS123 · 06-05-2011 04:58PM

An old one

If in this jacks there is no paper
Then behind the door there is a scraper
If the scraper cannot be found
Then slide your a*** along the ground

efb · 06-05-2011 05:00PM

Murt loves t!ts

Numina · 06-05-2011 05:00PM

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Here I sit broken hearted...i came to shit...but i only farted

The collective justifiably award you no points.

Pinturicchio · 06-05-2011 05:17PM

"Some come here to sit and ponder. Some come here to shít like thunder. I come here to scratch my balls and write graffiti on the walls."

TheBunk1 · 06-05-2011 05:32PM

you left out half of it....

Chris P. Bacon wrote: »

Here I sit broken hearted...i came to shit...but i only farted

...a fart so strong it shook the bowl
and burnt the hair around my hole. :eek:

cosanostra · 06-05-2011 05:33PM

Jofel Then why don't you pick him up!

Alter-Ego · 06-05-2011 05:37PM

The classic on the condom machine is "Insert baby for refund"

garv123 · 06-05-2011 05:39PM

written on the toilets in school back in the day

here i sit broken hearted,
need to ****, but only farted,
a fart so loud,it burst the bowl
and burnt the hair, round my ar$e hole

Armin_Tamzarian · 06-05-2011 05:45PM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

A jax in limerick had a strange question.
"What was in the briefcase in pulp fiction?"

"How did the shells work in Demolition Man?" might be more apt.

"Flush hard, it's a long way to the canteen" - DCU.
It's funny because it is true.

PomBear · 06-05-2011 05:52PM

http://www.yasrsly.com/wp-content/main/2011_03/beware-of-limbo-dancers.jpg

Saw this gem in NUIG the other day, not my pic!

aido179 · 06-05-2011 06:08PM

Ive always wanted to go into a stall with a permanent marker and cover the entire cubicle in an elaborate design just to see the reaction. It would have to be well done though. a half arsed attempt <cough> wouldn't cut it.

I saw a loading bar drawn on a cubicle in college once. one day it had two bits drawn (like this: ) then the next time i was there, there was about six in different pens ala: -[/COLOR]---____]

(quick edit, when i say "see the reaction..." i mean what is written on the wall after a while....not litereally watch people reaction)

vampire of kilmainham · 06-05-2011 08:12PM

orourkeda wrote: »

want a blow job?

call (086) ............

Hasnt worked yet

have ya got the full number:D

thetonynator · 06-05-2011 08:19PM

Who actually brings permanent markers to the toilet?!

vampire of kilmainham · 06-05-2011 08:31PM

pablomakaveli wrote: »

I dont get why people always draw cocks in the stalls. Why not draw a nice pair of tits instead? Nicer to look at.

because it's gay stuff

vampire of kilmainham · 06-05-2011 08:33PM

RepublicanEagle wrote: »

The best one I have ever seen was in a toilet in the US.

"Flush twice, it's a long way back to Harlem"

yea iv seen that in a few toilets in NY

nullzero · 06-05-2011 08:35PM

I saw this scrawled on a toilet wall in work years ago, it was a good 'un...

"If you find there is no paper,
under the pot there is a scraper.
If the scraper can't be found,
drag your arse along the ground"

vampire of kilmainham · 06-05-2011 08:38PM

bewleys cafe grafton st back in the day
flush hard there's a rush on the sanwiches

Smeefa · 06-05-2011 08:39PM

Written on the bog roll dispenser in ucd, "Pull here for arts degree"

d.anthony · 06-05-2011 08:43PM

I liked this one

Since writing on toilet wall is done for neither critical acclaim nor financial rewards, it is the purest form of art...

Discuss

Stained Class · 06-05-2011 08:43PM

Seen on urinal.

'Your family's future lies in your hands'.

hypermuse · 06-05-2011 08:44PM

My personal favourite..

Some come here to have a think,

Some come here to make a stink,

Some come here to play with balls,

I come here.. to write on walls

Classic!!:D

vampire of kilmainham · 06-05-2011 09:10PM

good one i seen in loo in london

if ya fall assleep here with a sex problem
when you wake you will have the solution
in your hands.

FinnLizzy · 06-05-2011 09:22PM

In the Sligo IT
"Tochfigh ár lár"

Response

"Tiocfaidh ár lá" If you're going to support a terrorist organisation, learn to spell!

Another one in DCU

"DCU: UCD for dyslexics"

RepublicanEagle · 07-05-2011 03:59PM

Written beneath the toilet paper in the cubicle.

"Pull here for an Arts degree"

elgriff · 07-05-2011 04:28PM

http://stallscribble.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/IMAG0028-1024x613.jpg

The Radiator · 07-05-2011 05:20PM

'pull here for arts degree'
everyone else is doing it

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