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Not only has this country got a drinking problem,

  • 27-04-2011 6:28pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    it has a gambling problem too.

    Anyone see the bit on the news about the poker champion?

    How is that national news? And worse still ...why can't this be dealt with (if it has to be dealt with at all) in a short one liner instead of a full feature involving the daddy and the gambling granny?

    Seriously people ...take a long hard look at your so called "culture".


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    I like poker, and drinking. They are fun. Go away.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    6/1 winner yesterday, hic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I hate poker because when people play it they speak exclusively in letters and numbers. 9H B3 you sunk my poker chip.

    Weirdos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Gambling is like breathing


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    kfallon wrote: »
    Gambling is like breathing

    I both suck and blow at it?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    I had a problem with drink once. Then I found a tenner behind the couch and bought myself another naggin. Problem solved. Happy days.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭kirving


    Poker isn't really gambling though, it's very heavily based on statistics. If you work out your chances, you'll always win in the long run.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,849 ✭✭✭Brussels Sprout


    I read about that on the front page of the Examiner today. I play a lot of poker myself recreationally, but I thought glorifying the sequence of gambles that ultimately led him winning was probably not the best bit of journalism.



    Some balls on him though


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    I both suck and blow at it?

    He's explaining how he gets money to fund his gambling habit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,834 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Why can't we gave a special forum for people who want to stop everyone having fun? Like the Christianity forum, only more judgmental.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    stimpson wrote: »
    Why can't we gave a special forum for people who want to stop everyone having fun? Like the Christian forum, only more judgmental.

    The Christian forum, now with 10% more judgement.

    I like it!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    In Ireland, 25% of people don't drink at all and 71% don't binge drink. Most people will never see the inside of a bookies except for the Grand Nationals and Cheltenham. We're going grand. Thanks for your concern though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,513 ✭✭✭✭cson


    "In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win" George Bernard Shaw

    I am the few! Muhahahahaha :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 250 ✭✭blockedPaT


    There is no drinking problem in this country


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    the only monster around here is the gambling monster who has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor! now lets go save your mother from his neon claws!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard




    Some balls on him though

    Did they have a picture?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 186 ✭✭Alwayson


    When they said he worked in a hospital, then they interviewed his boss who is also his mother, and her name was Goretti, only one word came to mind - Kilinaskully.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    The Irish open is the oldest tourney in Europe and one of the biggest aswell


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    The Irish open is the oldest tourney in Europe and one of the biggest aswell

    what have we opened?

    ah i'll have 2 anyway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,864 ✭✭✭Daegerty


    cson wrote: »
    "In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win" George Bernard Shaw

    I am the few! Muhahahahaha :D

    By "the few" they mean the crowd running the casino.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭hatz7


    peasant wrote: »
    it has a gambling problem too.

    Anyone see the bit on the news about the poker champion?

    How is that national news? And worse still ...why can't this be dealt with (if it has to be dealt with at all) in a short one liner instead of a full feature involving the daddy and the gambling granny?

    Seriously people ...take a long hard look at your so called "culture".

    Don't be so bitter.

    Winning a poker tournament is news, fair play to him.

    That young fella did really well for himself and deserves congratulations.

    It's national news because he people from every county in the land I heard that there were many players from outside Ireland playing there too. Gives a real international flavor to the competition.

    'Young lad does well', I'm glad that it wasn't just a one liner story, ya can't beat good news....

    ....unless your a newspaper editor.......are you?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,290 ✭✭✭mickydoomsux


    Daegerty wrote: »
    By "the few" they mean the crowd running the casino.

    You don't understand how a poker tourney works.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    peasant wrote: »
    it has a gambling problem too.

    Anyone see the bit on the news about the poker champion?

    How is that national news? And worse still ...why can't this be dealt with (if it has to be dealt with at all) in a short one liner instead of a full feature involving the daddy and the gambling granny?

    Seriously people ...take a long hard look at your so called "culture".

    I love hash/weed. Its my culture.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭Dotsie~tmp


    peasant wrote: »
    it has a gambling problem too.

    Anyone see the bit on the news about the poker champion?

    How is that national news? And worse still ...why can't this be dealt with (if it has to be dealt with at all) in a short one liner instead of a full feature involving the daddy and the gambling granny?

    Seriously people ...take a long hard look at your so called "culture".


    Can you describe to me exactly in 50 words or less what its like to be a dry shîte.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,555 ✭✭✭Gillington


    peasant wrote: »
    it has a gambling problem too.

    Anyone see the bit on the news about the poker champion?

    How is that national news? And worse still ...why can't this be dealt with (if it has to be dealt with at all) in a short one liner instead of a full feature involving the daddy and the gambling granny?

    Seriously people ...take a long hard look at your so called "culture".

    Now I didnt see the news article,but a lad wins a poker tournament and that means the rest of the country has a problem because it makes the news!?

    Hmmmmm


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 158 ✭✭van der vart


    I like a pint and a punt, enjoy it and don,t do anyone any harm. otherwise id sit at home thinking of killjoy threads. just because you don,t like or understand it, don,t knock it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    You got to know when to hold em , know when to fold em , know when to walk away , know when to run ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,128 ✭✭✭✭Oranage2


    You only have a gambling problem when your losing!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    Gillington wrote: »
    Now I didnt see the news article,but a lad wins a poker tournament and that means the rest of the country has a problem because it makes the news!?
    Hmmmmm

    Racing results daily, features about poker wins ...you don't necessarily see those things on the main news in other countries.


    I've got no issue with drink or gambling as such, as with everything, in moderation it can be quite fun.

    The moderation would be questionable though when it makes the daily national news.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    blockedPaT wrote: »
    There is no drinking problem in this country

    yes there is.....the pubs and offos still close on good friday


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,511 ✭✭✭saywhatyousee


    peasant wrote: »
    Racing results daily, features about poker wins ...you don't necessarily see those things on the main news in other countries.


    I've got no issue with drink or gambling as such, as with everything, in moderation it can be quite fun.

    The moderation would be questionable though when it makes the daily national news.

    Its only because it local,You would not have anything about the WSOP on rte in july and thats far bigger event


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Einhard wrote: »
    I had a problem with drink once. Then I found a tenner behind the couch and bought myself another naggin. Problem solved. Happy days.

    A tenner for a naggin? You got screwed.
    You can get good quality stuff for a fiver, or ****e for four euro. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭paddy0090


    It's only dawning on you now? Check the figures for winning streak. The daftest gameshow on the planet. Then there's the lotto where the odds of a win don't increase the 'better'/more you play.

    Poker's not like that though it takes skill to win consistenly at a tournament so fair play to him. It was a hometown headline, got the lad some free publicity.
    peasant wrote: »
    Racing results daily, features about poker wins ...you don't necessarily see those things on the main news in other countries.


    I've got no issue with drink or gambling as such, as with everything, in moderation it can be quite fun.

    The moderation would be questionable though when it makes the daily national news.

    You see it in other countries. In Australia they bet on everything and the odds are included in every other news cast. In Thailand they bet on rumble fish - thats two fish fighting in a bowl.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭galah


    don't worry about the drinking and the gambling - it's the sh*t quality of news that's upsetting...

    Some farmer in Mayo leaves a gate open - major news. The size of Irish winkles is shrinking - major international news. Some granny almost gets refused entry to the States - we're now switching live to our reporter on location...and don't forget the sh*t soundbites for every cr*p piece of so-called news...here's Maire NiBackward commenting on how this or that or the other is terrible, just terrible (probably the shrinking winkles...)

    Seriously...poor lazy journalism is the problem, nevermind the other stuff...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    once we don't invade somewhere or try take over the world I reckon we're grand


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,958 ✭✭✭Tippex


    peasant wrote: »
    it has a gambling problem too.

    Anyone see the bit on the news about the poker champion?

    How is that national news? And worse still ...why can't this be dealt with (if it has to be dealt with at all) in a short one liner instead of a full feature involving the daddy and the gambling granny?

    Seriously people ...take a long hard look at your so called "culture".

    Could be because of the story behind it and a kid coming good from a €20 bet and the fact he was head to head against one of the best poker players in the UK


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    Bambi wrote: »
    once we don't invade somewhere or try take over the world I reckon we're grand

    post #36 ...you're getting slow :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    Bambi wrote: »
    once we don't invade somewhere or try take over the world I reckon we're grand

    We're developing the skills to take over Vegas. We'll be happy and stop at that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,819 ✭✭✭✭peasant


    Tippex wrote: »
    Could be because of the story behind it and a kid coming good from a €20 bet and the fact he was head to head against one of the best poker players in the UK

    Good story, admittedly ...but for the main evening news?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,191 ✭✭✭NewApproach




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    peasant wrote: »
    post #36 ...you're getting slow :D

    Busy drinking


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Gambling on line is for crazed mongs. Gambling is bad enough but at least when you win you get to collect tangible sheets of money. Online is madness!! Gambling with a credit card will be seen as being as daft in 100 years time as we see ****ting out the privet window was.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,778 ✭✭✭Pauleta


    Not only did i click on this thread with a can in my hand but i also have my paddy power account on the other tab :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    We're developing the skills to take over Vegas. We'll be happy and stop at that.

    That's a f*cking fantastic idea!! We could use the massve profits of the casinos to settle our debts in two years!! :D:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,834 ✭✭✭Sonnenblumen


    peasant wrote: »
    it has a gambling problem too.

    Anyone see the bit on the news about the poker champion?

    How is that national news? And worse still ...why can't this be dealt with (if it has to be dealt with at all) in a short one liner instead of a full feature involving the daddy and the gambling granny?

    Seriously people ...take a long hard look at your so called "culture".

    A feature on moaning is due?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    peasant wrote: »
    it has a gambling problem too.

    Anyone see the bit on the news about the poker champion?

    How is that national news? And worse still ...why can't this be dealt with (if it has to be dealt with at all) in a short one liner instead of a full feature involving the daddy and the gambling granny?

    Seriously people ...take a long hard look at your so called "culture".
    german,motorhome and caravan mod

    need i say more?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,439 ✭✭✭Kevin Duffy


    wnolan1992 wrote: »
    That's a f*cking fantastic idea!! We could use the massve profits of the casinos to settle our debts in two years!! :D:D

    I am glad you have read my manifesto and support my policies my friend, but you lack vision....we ain't coming back....debts? we won't pay no stinkin' debts....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    Pauleta wrote: »
    Not only did i click on this thread with a can in my hand but i also have my paddy power account on the other tab :pac:

    I'm pretty sure they cancel each other out. Science said so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,009 ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    I am glad you have read my manifesto and support my policies my friend, but you lack vision....we ain't coming back....debts? we won't pay no stinkin' debts....

    I agree with your ideas sir, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. :)


  • Subscribers Posts: 32,864 ✭✭✭✭5starpool


    pmcmahon wrote: »
    german,motorhome and caravan mod

    need i say more?

    A caravan holiday in Germany. Now that's fun.

    I was at the Irish Open most of the weekend. A couple of thousand people in or around the hotel for the weekend for the flagship poker festival in Ireland, with copious drinking in the bar for those eliminated, taking a break, or just there for drinks. No drinking in the playing area allowed though in case some people think people were enjoying themselves at two of their favourite activities at the same time.

    Great weekend, and great to see a young Irish lad win it as well. Nice fella too.


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